A: Becuase....well, actually I cannot come up with a witty answer,

Q: why can I not come up with a witty answer?

A. You are distracted by Phleg's sexiness.

Q. Eew?

A: sure.
Q: Phleg's sexiness?

A: Ew! *barfs*

Q: Hey! Are you just gonna stand there and not pick it up?

A: Yup... Cow.
Q: Why did I say Cow?

A: Becuase you merried a cow.

Q: did you escape and get rich? ( only for Blisterz Booty)

A. That is a puzzle beyond all others. Except maybe how many people were going to St Ives...

Q. As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with 7 wives.
The 7 wives had 7 sacks.
The 7 sacks had 7 cats.
The 7 cats had 7 kittens.
The 7 kittens had 7 rats.
The 7 rats had 7 chives
But how many people did i meet on the way to St Ives, assuming these were the only people i met?

A. One you dried up douche bag.

Q. Does a dried up duche bag stink?

(AGH! You posted before me!)
A: It smells like butt.

Q: What was the answer to question, uhhh, 1536453465?

Note: Splat met exactly 42 people. :D

A: you. (and Splat met 8 people you dumb-, never mind)
Q: Why never to use notes in this thread again?

A: Because notes are for tests, fool.
Q: Don't you have to have a license to be that ugly?

A: No, but I have a license to close this thread.

Oh boo-yah.

But seriously, this thread has gone on for far too long. Closed.