A: Cow! COw!! COW!1!
Q: I think cows pollute the air. Cow fart tax? |
Arg! You posted before me!
A: i'll pay it, Q: But could Kimon be Mr. bean? |
A: In a sense. Look at the monkey. LOOK AT THE SILLY MONKEY.
Q: Catch the monkey? |
A. Hey! Let go of my penis!
("Monkey" is slang for penis, for those who don't know) Q. Should I pour whipped cream all over myself, lather myself in oil, strip naked, and DANCE FOR YOU?! |
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Q. Why is it so hard to think of a good question to ask? |
A. (Theory) Because you've just gotten done aswering something of a different subject, then the mind is pressured into coming up with something on the spot.
Oh, wait. Stupid answers. ...Cherries. Q. Hi, shoe store? Do you have sandals? ...Do the sandals have SOULS on them? (Wow, a lot of Flash cartoon refrences lately, huh?) |
A: Hey... hey MENG! You ask me for my soul again, and I will R0o133!7Xeoer!1 1 youe rfh vhjmjhj ,.
.... I'll kill you. .... And yes, they do have souls. Q: Why are Hush Puppies so Fabulously GRATE?!?! |
A. Cus they burn and make noise when strapped to fireworks.
Q. What's at the middle of middle and the end of end? |
A1: Hostess!! A2: death, pure Death.
Q: Have you ever got your finger stuck in a printer? |
A: No, but I tried it with a cookie.
Q: I know someone metioned this about me, am I a cookie on steroids? |
A: Probably...:dodgy:
Q: If a spaceman is in space for 2 days, how many years is that? |
A. 100,000,000,000,000,000,000.4 monkey years.
q Why does my q not have period, and why is it not capital? |
A. Cause your stupid.
Q. How did you ever get so god damned stupid? |
A. Because he's an old member under the guise of a 9 year old.
Q. Who agrees? |
A. Not me because this is the STUPID answers for STUPID questions.
Q. Who is the only person in the oddworld forums that is more evil then Lucifer? |
A: You and Stingbee have tied. ;)
Q: Who enjoys pancake brunches? |
A: me!
Q: will you hit me bartender? |
A. Sure.
Q. What drink? |
A: Punch!
Q: Will you hand it to me? |
A. Sorry, we have no punch at this bar.
Q. What other drink would you like? |
A. Sex On The Beach
Q. Do you think I mean the drink or the verb? |
A. Never hered of that drink.
Q. What illegal fireworks did you do last night? |
A: I didn't, but i heard some family threw a sparkler in there trash bin, it burned their garage down. Hehe,
Q: I heard also heard that Blisterz Booty,( Not the member,) was caught hoarding some, did you see it? |
A. Of course I saw it, it actually was me, the member.
Q. Is it gay for a guy named, Moe, to watch me piss in prison? |
A: You better beleive it. I suggest you get parole before he gets you...
Q: Did you get parole yet? |
A. Would get parole, but don't know what it is. Eww... He just winked at me.
Q. What is parole and how can I get it? |
A: Parole is when you act good in jail so they let you go.
Q: Quickly, what is your plan? |
A. My plain is to strangle Moe with the toilet paper and make it look like he just hit his head on the crappy cement bed. With him out of the way, Ill use a plan from Lupin the third and get my female friend to act as the linen changer and sneak me out. I communicated with her from my mind. O.o I'll then have more wild adventures until I get rich and live in a mansion on California Beach.
Q. Do you think mortgage rates are low this time of year? |
A: Hmmm, it depends,
Q:But what about the surcurity cops? |
A. I'll get my samurai buddy and my gun-crazed buddy to take care of them.
Q. Why are we the only 2 in this thread? |