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Leto 07-03-2005 10:07 PM

A: Cow! COw!! COW!1!

Q: I think cows pollute the air. Cow fart tax?

Abe16 07-03-2005 10:08 PM

Arg! You posted before me!

A: i'll pay it,

Q: But could Kimon be Mr. bean?

Leto 07-03-2005 10:17 PM

A: In a sense. Look at the monkey. LOOK AT THE SILLY MONKEY.

Q: Catch the monkey?

Dipstikk 07-03-2005 10:31 PM

A. Hey! Let go of my penis!
("Monkey" is slang for penis, for those who don't know)
Q. Should I pour whipped cream all over myself, lather myself in oil, strip naked, and DANCE FOR YOU?!

tentacle_orgy 07-03-2005 10:55 PM

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Q. Should I pour whipped cream all over myself, lather myself in oil, strip naked, and DANCE FOR YOU?!

A. HELL...F*CKING...YES!

Q. Why is it so hard to think of a good question to ask?

Dipstikk 07-04-2005 08:34 AM

A. (Theory) Because you've just gotten done aswering something of a different subject, then the mind is pressured into coming up with something on the spot.

Oh, wait. Stupid answers.

...Cherries.

Q. Hi, shoe store? Do you have sandals?
...Do the sandals have SOULS on them?

(Wow, a lot of Flash cartoon refrences lately, huh?)

Kimon 07-04-2005 11:59 AM

A: Hey... hey MENG! You ask me for my soul again, and I will R0o133!7Xeoer!1 1 youe rfh vhjmjhj ,.


....



I'll kill you.


....



And yes, they do have souls.


Q: Why are Hush Puppies so Fabulously GRATE?!?!

Splat 07-05-2005 03:03 AM

A. Cus they burn and make noise when strapped to fireworks.

Q. What's at the middle of middle and the end of end?

Abe16 07-05-2005 05:02 AM

A1: Hostess!! A2: death, pure Death.

Q: Have you ever got your finger stuck in a printer?

big bro boogie 07-05-2005 06:22 AM

A: No, but I tried it with a cookie.
Q: I know someone metioned this about me, am I a cookie on steroids?

Abe16 07-05-2005 07:35 AM

A: Probably...:dodgy:

Q: If a spaceman is in space for 2 days, how many years is that?

Conker_Rocket 07-05-2005 09:11 AM

A. 100,000,000,000,000,000,000.4 monkey years.
q Why does my q not have period, and why is it not capital?

OANST 07-05-2005 10:13 AM

A. Cause your stupid.

Q. How did you ever get so god damned stupid?

Dipstikk 07-05-2005 10:18 AM

A. Because he's an old member under the guise of a 9 year old.

Q. Who agrees?

Conker_Rocket 07-05-2005 10:23 AM

A. Not me because this is the STUPID answers for STUPID questions.

Q. Who is the only person in the oddworld forums that is more evil then Lucifer?

Kimon 07-05-2005 10:38 AM

A: You and Stingbee have tied. ;)

Q: Who enjoys pancake brunches?

Abe16 07-05-2005 11:16 AM

A: me!

Q: will you hit me bartender?

Conker_Rocket 07-05-2005 11:35 AM

A. Sure.

Q. What drink?

Abe16 07-05-2005 11:37 AM

A: Punch!

Q: Will you hand it to me?

Conker_Rocket 07-05-2005 12:05 PM

A. Sorry, we have no punch at this bar.

Q. What other drink would you like?

Blisterz Booty 07-05-2005 12:13 PM

A. Sex On The Beach

Q. Do you think I mean the drink or the verb?

Conker_Rocket 07-05-2005 12:20 PM

A. Never hered of that drink.

Q. What illegal fireworks did you do last night?

Abe16 07-05-2005 12:24 PM

A: I didn't, but i heard some family threw a sparkler in there trash bin, it burned their garage down. Hehe,

Q: I heard also heard that Blisterz Booty,( Not the member,) was caught hoarding some, did you see it?

Blisterz Booty 07-05-2005 01:21 PM

A. Of course I saw it, it actually was me, the member.

Q. Is it gay for a guy named, Moe, to watch me piss in prison?

Abe16 07-05-2005 01:31 PM

A: You better beleive it. I suggest you get parole before he gets you...

Q: Did you get parole yet?

Blisterz Booty 07-05-2005 05:12 PM

A. Would get parole, but don't know what it is. Eww... He just winked at me.

Q. What is parole and how can I get it?

Abe16 07-05-2005 05:21 PM

A: Parole is when you act good in jail so they let you go.

Q: Quickly, what is your plan?

Blisterz Booty 07-05-2005 05:39 PM

A. My plain is to strangle Moe with the toilet paper and make it look like he just hit his head on the crappy cement bed. With him out of the way, Ill use a plan from Lupin the third and get my female friend to act as the linen changer and sneak me out. I communicated with her from my mind. O.o I'll then have more wild adventures until I get rich and live in a mansion on California Beach.

Q. Do you think mortgage rates are low this time of year?

Abe16 07-05-2005 05:48 PM

A: Hmmm, it depends,

Q:But what about the surcurity cops?

Blisterz Booty 07-05-2005 06:22 PM

A. I'll get my samurai buddy and my gun-crazed buddy to take care of them.

Q. Why are we the only 2 in this thread?