A. SPOON GUARD!!!!!

Q. For happy kittens?

A: Yes.

Q: Why are cheeze doodles cheeze doodles? I mean they look more like shrimps or cat shit

A. Yes. I have seen the answer on http://www.rathergood.com/spoonguard/
Q. I assume you have seen it?

A. Indeed I have.

Q. First, why wasn't that a stupid question? 2nd, why did you ignore Sheriff's question? Tut tut.

A: first: because he's Concker_Rocket, second: because he's Conker rocket.
Q: What's my first name?

OOC: Grr, ya beat me to it!

A; Al Gore? Gorge Forman?

Q: If I had a dollar for every time a NOoB spammed, would i be rich?

A: No cuz you're wanted by the FBI, and if you would be Rich, you would be discovered.
Q: I'm a gothic, am I?

A: you don't sound like one.

Q: Wanna play battleship?

A: No, and I am not a full Goth, I'm a half Goth(cuz people call me that all day because of my hair)
Q: What's battleship?

A: The thing that was invented when pigs flew.

Q: is anyone here just a pile of scrap metal?

A: You're the only one.
Q: do you like my cookings?

A. I haven't tried it, butt I'm sure it tastes like Abe16 (scrap metal).
Q.B?

A:K.

Q: What is Conker Rocket's destiney?

A: With a bit of luck, death. ;)

Q: Which contribution are we speaking of in general?

A: None. That was a trick question.

Q: If you weren't sho sheckshy, which weapon would I use upon you as punishment for ripping off my awesome sig? :D

A. The Evil Toothbrush of Eternal Pain, Suffereing and Other Nasty Things.

Q. But where will you find the Evil Toothbrush of Eternal Pain, Suffering and Other Nasty Things?

A. In your eye if you don't leave that question for Super Munch to answer.

Q (for super munch only): Same question as last time.

Lol. You've trashed the system. He should be here in another 12 hours...

Yes that was the plan. I've been wanting to screw with this thread for so long now, just didn't quite know how to do it until now.

A. Supermunch told me to say kittens.

Q. Who's yo' papa?

A: The other version of Yo'Momma
Q: Why does Dino wants to trash the system?

A: because that's the way he is!

Q: Why isn't a floppy disk floppy?

A: because you're scrap metal.
Q: Are you dusty?

A. No.

Q. ? (you can only answer this if you are Super Munch)

There was no question so SM can't answer it, instead i'll do us a favor and answer to your stupid question sign:
A: Huzzar!
Q: Why is abe16 viewing this?

A: OMG H3 4 P3RVZOR11!!!
Q: How are you feeling?

A. I feel like my bowels hurt.

Q. Are fried fetus cakes as scrumptious as they sound?

A. Maybe. It depends on how fat they are.
Q.Was this baby exposed to spoons in only 30 seconds? (Splat will know that one for sure.)

A. No. However, I was. And I'm very sensitve about my spoon-inflicted deformities.

Q. How now, brown cow?

A: Did... did you just call me a cow? I.. I can't... Aaaughhgh! Don't make me get the SP0oNZ!!!1!!

Q: Am I really a cow? I don't think I'm a cow...