A. Because he lost the bottom part of his brain.
Q. Who has the most pimpin' hydraulics?

A. Shania Twain.

Q. Who shot Officer Droopy?

A. Yo mama.
Q. Who is yo mama?

A. Yo Mama, son of Graham Mama.

Q. Didn't Graham Mama invent something?

A. She invented yo' mama.

Q. Exactly how stupid is stupid as stupid does?

A. As stupid as your bowels.
Q. Are yo bowels also yo mama's bowels?

A. No, but I've been up in yo' mama's bowels.

Q. Phew! What has yo' mama been eating?

A; What has YOUR momma been eatin'!?

Q: Do I look like a blnder to you?

A: In no form or shape, there, sonny.

Q: Orange, or formulae?

A: No, the colour of my skin... green Dun Dun Dun.
Q: what does DGD or WOOT mean...
(forgot tha question tag again, quoting Splat i'm such a naughty boogie)

A. It means yo mama.
Q. Is yo mama's bowels related to the devil?

A. Only if he eats curry in liberal amounts.

Q. Yo Mama is the SON of Graham Mama so why do you all keep calling him a her?

A. Because my mama isn't the SON of graham mama. She is the Daughter of My
Grandmama.
Q. Are you Waffle Mc.Pickle Juice?

A: no I'm a noughty boogie
Q: Shall I forget the question tag just once more...

A. there was no question.
Q. What was your question gunna be?

A: See the Q...
Q: where's the A?

A. I don't get you.
Q. Why forget oddworld when you could forget Graham mama?

A: because she gives you 20 dollars every visit.

Q: Why forget stranger when you could forget Munch?

A: don't piss me off, liar.:D

Q: what's your opinion on aquarell pencils?

A. They are as evil as terrorism.
Q. Why did evil president George W. Bush start a war?

A: because he smells bad.
Q: Is cheese on toast better than beans on toast?

A. only 1 percent.
Q. Who is better? 50 cent or 50 percent?

A: Rap music sucks nutsacks.

Q: Human bodies are poorly designed, agree or disagree?

A. Agree.
Q. Rap music sucks who's nutsacks? 50 cent's nutsack?

A. Ooh. Ooh. Please let it be mine.

Q. I feels pretty?

A. Nope. You feels ugly.
Q. Uglier than graham mama?

A. No one's uglier than Graham Mama... (except maybe Old and Not so Tasty...)

Q. Is Old and not so Tasty uglier than Graham Mama?


Note: No offence was meant in the previous message.

Note. Splat Corps Co. Will not be held responsible for any mental trauma, physical injury or loss of limbs caused by or during the reading or writing of the previous message and the following notes.

A: ....yes?

Q: What does slime taste like coverd in big bird guts?
Note: No offence was meant in the previous message.

A: You big Bird hater! It tastes Rotten And Not Very Tastefull.
Q: to sleep or not to sleep?

Note1: Quit using OANST's name or any name, however we don't mean offense, It still can be offensive. Okay?
Note2: To keep this thread alive, we should quit using note's too. Cuz this thread is about asking stupid questions and answering stupid questions.

OOC: But you used notes...
A: Uhhh, sleep. nighty night.

Q: E-mail or Pony Express?