Watched Delicatessen. A slice of awesome by French director and cult golden boy Jean-Pierre Jeunet. Watch it if you haven't already, then go watch all his other films.

My dad rented Inglourious Basterds from Netflix. I read the title and noticed that it was actually spelled correctly as "Inglorious Bastards", which left me scratching my head. About five seconds into the credits I realized this was the original movie from the 70's and not the Tarantino remake. We had a laugh and watched the Three Stooges marathon for a spell instead.

Oh, Three Stooges. You win, close the thread.

Their repetitive bits NEVER get old. Love it.

We were watching the one where they're trying to deliver the ice blocks and they keep melting by the time they get to the top of the stairs.

Oooooh, mercy. *wipes eye*

Ladies and Gentlemen, please--- if you've never seen an episode of the Three Stooges, please invest your time in this:

If you've never seen an episode of the Three Stooges, your life on Earth has pretty much been wasted.

Last night, I went to the pictures for the first time in about eleven months. I saw the new Sherlock Holmes film. For a mainstream film, I enjoyed it. I did lose a great deal of interest when all this business about returning from the dead came about, but I was drawn back in, and it was explained in the end.

And last night into early this morning, I watched Jools Holland. It's killed the whole atmosphere now I know it isn't live and was actually filmed in September.

I saw Avatar it was really good, could've made the wildlife a bit more alien though, I mean Oddworld is symbolic of things too but its wildlife is just bizzare. Oh also I saw the new Star Trek movie a while back and there was a monster that looked just like a giant red Paramite.

Holy fucking shit.

I was wondering what English people thought of that new Sherlock Holnmes movie, I saw it, it had everything: tits, explosions, some mysteries. The perfect combination.

Sherlock holmes was okay.. kinda confusing though

It was kinda hard to hear what RDJ was saying during some parts, which is probably what caused your confusion.

Did Sherlock ever say that something was elementary?

that was my favourite bit. i skipped the rest.

I enjoyed Sherlock Holmes, actually. I'll just have to rewatch it like I did with Shaun of the Dead. You British titheads speak funny.

You American titheads speak funny, what with all your negro-hanging and banjos. I'll have to watch the whole series of Friends again, but I'm not going to because it was shit.

Go drink some tea and eat some scones. :rolleyes:

No. I would much prefer a crumpet. It helps my grief - not long ago, I lost my bowler hat :(

You poor dear. Did all the people in the street break out and song and dance when that happened?

With canes and the works. It all happened rathe like this:

this is fucking great. Oddjob really hates new year.

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i understood the second bloke anyway when i first watched it.

OT: watched this (Hot Fuzz) the other day.

IDK much about Sherlock Holmes to be honest so I can't say if it was accurate, but like I said it was entertaining, I liked how they had those really primitive versions of modern weapons, and America is mentioned and at stake that made me excited ;) Also I don't like RDJ but Sherlock Holmes was a cooler guy than I thought he'd be, he wasn't like a cop or some rich snob.

I just saw the last part of The End of Time. Better than the last one and it had a pretty funny gay joke.

I just finished watching Doctor Who. I liked it, miles and miles better than the End of Time. (although he just couldn't resist his Captain Jack gay bit... Fucks sake Russell. Although to be fair, it was my favourite of the gay references in Doctor Who)

It's clear from watching that that Russell T Davies saw the first part as a mere set up for this episode.

My problem is that Matt Smith looks weird... the only person who I trust to get me (and I'm not alone) out of Smith-haterid is Steven Moffat.

Judging by the little ident we saw at the end of the episode, I have high hopes for Moffat's series. The ident looked wonderfully atmospheric (something which I feel RTD's series lacks) and wonderfully Moffat. I can't wait.

He looks fucking suicide-prone. I really don't like him.

And he's got a fucking catchphrase.

Catchphrases can be good uguu~

I think my catchphrase is 'Also'.

Also, DOOOH-HOHOHO!

And JOKE, though I don't have many oppurtunities to use it any more.

Can somebody please attribute to me a catchphrase?

That could be your catchphrase.

Can somebody please attribute to me a catchphrase?
Although, "That's an interesting observation" has bergan to grow on me.

Sadly, me telling everyone to stop being spammy dicks and get back on topic seems to have become a catchphrase.

You're like a nagging wife.

And you're like a husband who pulls down his trousers and takes a dump on the living room floor, after his wife specifically asked him not to. Or something.

Next non-"I've just seen" post gets an infraction.

I've just seen Rumble in the Bronx again.

I can't help but laugh whenever I see the "are you ready for this?" "Batter up!" scene. The facial close-ups are hilarious.

I've just seen Nate being a naggy wife.

Nate is OWF's wife, and OWF is just the annoying dude who ALWAYS wants sex, but most of the time Nate is tired, and OWF's eager insistence on intercourse has become an instant turnoff to Nate (who still has sexual needs, but OWF needs to learn his boundaries and limitations. He feels if he doesn't put forward his needs, they wont be met, but he needs to realise Nate will cum round sometime to engage in coitus, and it will be glorious).

Leto: One small step for logic, one giant leap for witty, irreverent observation.

I just saw The Incredibles. Again. Brad Bird = secks.

Terminator, Salvation. Mildly fantastic, but some totally ridiculous bits too.

The first hour of that movie was utter shite. Things blowing up just for the sake of it and just a bunch of stuff happenning that made no sense.

The second hour was much better with a story actually kicking in and some great acting and CGI to carry it along. I was going to make some cheap shot about CGI Arnie being less wooden than real Arnie, but thought it was just a really cheap shot :tard:

But I don't think the film, nor Christian Bale's performance was worth his rant and lashing out on that Director of Photography...

I can barely remember the film. I thought it was pretty mediocre.

i seem to remember it slightly. when someone says at one point "its only just begun", i said "it best fucking not have" out loud. that's how bored i was.