A. No. No, it was not.

Q. Why does Stranger hate gunpowder?

A. It makes him sneeze. And have you ever sneezed gunpowder? It makes a lot of mess, as well as requiring some plastic surgery on your behalf. A new nose for a start.

Q. How do I know that?

A: because you actually live by the name Jackson.
Q: What do I mean with that?

A. You mean the chicken crossed the road
Q. Why did the chicken not eat cheese while he was eating cheese?

A. Because he is an asshole.

Q. Where is my glory hole?

A: in your face, OANST!
Q: His bowels are dead, so is his glory hole still working properly?

A: Not by a longshot.

Q: As seen on Bigbroboogie's sig, "How's about some cornbread?"

A: Now you don't get any you creep!
Q: What are you doing in my house?

A. Getting your sister to perform fellacio on me.

Q. Would you liketo know how it was?

A: I knew she wasn't virgin, no i dont wanna know.
Q: What's my sis's name

A. I just call her bitch.

Q. Have you ever sodomized yourself?

Yaay. This is the 700th reply to my dumbass thread. Yaay.

A: No, I don't believe I have.

Q: Why must I wait for TESIV? I'll go have a cry in the corner.

A. Because VISET got here first.

Q. Are you mad??????

A. Why?
Q. Why is my answer a question?

Edit: Damn you for replying at the same time as me, for this i'll change my answer

A: Because I live.
Q: Why am I alive.

A. because your dad and mom made you live.
Q. Do you know what I mean?

A: I'm fuckin' 5 years older than you, ofcourse I do, I almost even saw It while watching TV the other day at 12 o' clock... never mind.

Q: How is it possible that you know It.

A. long story...................................................................
Q. How many retards does take to right the letter R?
A. That is impossible! Retards don't know nothin'!
Q. What color are waffles?

A: No. The deal is one answer and question. Don't reply to your own! Wait, yellow browny, actually...

Q: Why is 'gay' so ambiguous?

A. Because they are Handindagious. SEE, I CAN MAKE UP WORDS TOO!!!

Q. Who took my shoes?

A: You ate them remember?

Q: Hey, who took my hand held?

A: you ate it because it looked like a waffel
Q: Hey who took me?

A. I don't know but I took your sister.

Q. Would you like to touch my waffle?

A: I'd like to eat it.
Q: A cow stands to you, as pi stands to...?

A. poop.

Q. Anyone want a cow pie?

A: No, but i want a apple pie.

Q: What's your problem?

A: I haven't got 'ny Aplle pie to giv you. :(
Q: where do I buy Apple Pie?

A. From your sister.

Q. Will I ever leave your sister alone?

A: it seems so for she just arrived home, and i didn't see a strange slurg crawling behind her.
Q: Are you a slurg, or are you a mug... otherwise... OMG

A. Nope, I'm a writer (gasp!!!)

Q. Why didn't your question have a question mark at the end? You naughty boogie...