I have but one response to that...

http://content.ytmnd.com/content/6/9...d3e3d8829e.jpg

It's all so unbelievably true.

I've just realized... That's about thirty miles from where I live.

I'm with OANST; didn't hate it, but it was just too absurdly stupid to actually enjoy. That said, it's such a brilliantly quotable movie that we tried to get everyone we know to see it, just so everyone could recite lines from it. "You got phage blood on me... It is on!"

All the negreps in the world won't spare you the nightmare that is the Ronald TEAT, NATE!

Also, I thought Ultraviolet and pretty much any film with Mila Jovovich post-Fifth Element sucked major arse.

The first Google result for that phrase is this post. Does this really exist? Please send me a link.
I see that as a challenge.

In all fairness I didn't even see your post in FG's birthday thread. Regardless, whether or not I post that picture will not save you, Nate. You're clever to claim you live in Melbourne, but everyone knows Melbourne doesn't exist. The ronald teat will find your true home...
and one night...
when you least expect it....
you will wake up to find your lips pursed tight around the withered fleshy capsule that is the ronald teat. You will look up into that blank, white face, into it's terrifying soulless eyes and it's empty smile...
and you will realize you are never safe.

EDIT: Post #666. You cannot escape the prophecy!

No, I made it up.

Oh my god. Look at your rep description. You disgust me.

I know right?
Isn't it awesome.

Sekto: Mission accomplished; I will be having nightmares tonight.

SW: Awwww.

Nate, never change it.

I received my Christmas present early last night. MORE DARK SHADOWS DVD'S! I now own just under 400 episodes of Dark Shadows.

Best

Show

Ever

Made

Burton

Will

Rape

You

Yeah. I know.

I watched a couple of episodes of Season 3 of Metalocalypse. The Christmas one was....something.

They're already on season 3?

God damn, I need cable.

A couple of the episodes are on Youtube. In parts. Some of them are just advertisements for some stupid website though.

Dave, have you checked out Venture Brothers lately? Let's just say, shit has really really changed.

Brock is fat and has a beard.

I love Venture Bros. And yeah, Brock is a fattie.

Since I missed like ten episodes, I just gave up on trying to keep track of it all together.
I watched it for the first time in a few months, and all the changes they made overwhelmed me.

Sgt. Hatred is the Venture bodyguard now. I don't like him as much as Brock, but he is still entertaining to watch.

WHATS ARE YOU TRYING TO SAY


Also, Half Blood Prince. I fucking HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATED it.

Yeah. It was pretty bad.

Everyone's minds seemed to be captured by that old Population Crisis thread. Well, David Attenborough (<3) is looking at the issue tonight on Horizon.

Yeah, but you were always that way.

Hahaha. David Yates must die.


I like the Venture Bros myself. Sgt. Hatred as the bodyguard sounds kind of meh though.

Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. The last scene could have been as sentimental as hell, but all I would think about is the skin missing on Sam's neck. It's friggin creepy.

Oh god I know... that irked me for that whole scene.

I've watched it four goddamn times and have absolutely no idea what you two are talking about.

Also, the last scene would've been sentimental as hell if it wasn't for the previous two hours. What a load of shit.

WORLD'S GREATEST DAD


holy fuck, see it see it see it.

You will hate Robin Williams for a while, but it's worth it