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Splat 06-20-2005 10:15 AM
A. Yeah, I can remember it clearly... "Birmingham 1 1/2 Miles"... It's changed my life... forever...

Q. Will I get sued for over-use of dots in the above answer?

OANST 06-20-2005 10:28 AM
A. Only if there is urine on them.

Q. Does anyone here want to give me a high paying job?

big bro boogie 06-20-2005 10:33 AM
A: yeah, but i'm outta stock right now
Q: who's my dad?

OANST 06-20-2005 10:44 AM
A. That would be me. Son.

Q. How old are you? Son.

big bro boogie 06-20-2005 10:48 AM
A: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, i'm 14
Q: am i my dad's lawyer?

OANST 06-20-2005 11:09 AM
A. No.

Q. Would you like to be?

big bro boogie 06-20-2005 12:29 PM
A: yeah, i can sew you for evrything on yo' costs
Q: what's it pay?

OANST 06-20-2005 12:59 PM
A. I pay in dried scrotums.

Q. Salty?

big bro boogie 06-20-2005 01:22 PM
A: peppery!
Q: Why did my dad call me, his son, Quinten?

OANST 06-20-2005 01:39 PM
A. Cause you are nerd. Just like Tarantino. Or maybe you are gnerd. I don't know.

Q. Pooey sat in fart and then what he does?

big bro boogie 06-20-2005 01:41 PM
Q: he shitted
A: then what he do?

OANST 06-20-2005 01:53 PM
A. Sucked a big fat juicy pencil.

Q. Who is buried in Grant's tomb?

big bro boogie 06-20-2005 01:57 PM
A: your bowels
Q: is this a 2 man's thread?

OANST 06-20-2005 02:07 PM
A. Yes, no, probably so.

Q. Who dared to kill my bowels?

Leto 06-20-2005 11:16 PM
A: Not me.

Q: So, that's why your bowels hurt, huh? :p

Splat 06-21-2005 03:42 AM
A. My client will not comment at this time.

Q. Since when was he my client?

big bro boogie 06-21-2005 06:13 AM
A: Since your client left his son.
Q: If I pay a lot of salt, for a lot of milk, how much poison would you have?

OANST 06-21-2005 08:22 AM
A. All that you would ever need.

Q. Who are you trying to poison? My bowels?

Abe16 06-21-2005 12:16 PM
A: maybe...

Q: What happend here!?

OANST 06-21-2005 12:37 PM
A. God piddled on your forehead.

Q. If I smoked crack and then licked your face would I die?

big bro boogie 06-21-2005 02:42 PM
A: Yeah, for your bowels are already dead.
Q: why is a mug chasing me down my chair?

Splat 06-22-2005 11:25 AM
A. Cus you didn't take the spoon out idiot!

Q. how much rice is there in 3 gallons of liquidised Greenday CDs?

Abe16 06-22-2005 12:34 PM
A: 5.

Q: How many gallons of water can you put in a camra?

OANST 06-22-2005 01:19 PM
A. 7.39

Q. How much poo can I fit in my mouth?

hint: it's a lot of poo.

Abe16 06-22-2005 05:23 PM
A: Every single piece you can find! :D

Q: Do i live in a trailer park?

Splat 06-23-2005 08:55 AM
A. No, you live in a parked trailer.

Q. HAHAHAHAH...HA?

Conker_Rocket 06-23-2005 09:13 AM
A. None
Q. Can you smell the bones?

Conker_Rocket 06-23-2005 09:18 AM
A. $5
Q. Can you smell the bones?

Splat 06-23-2005 01:33 PM
A. I can smell my bones (I should really get those put back in my leg).

Q. Why did you answer the same question twice?

Abe16 06-23-2005 04:11 PM
A: becuase i- wait, that wasn't directed to me.

Q: was it?


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