A: Yo' Momma's mini-me
Q: mini-me? |
A. mini-you
Q. mini-foshezee? |
A:knock-knock joke, don't like those :p
Q:Knock-knock? |
A. Screw.
Q. You? |
A : Pedro File.
Q: Aren't old spidermen scary? |
A: What!? Ur telling that im crazy?
Q: how did i become an old spiderman? |
A. Pixie dust!
Q. Or was it a fatal tumor that is slowly killing you while making you act irrationally as your skin turns red and blue? |
A: no it was you, Splat.
Q: was that a stupid answer? |
A. DON'T EAT ME! I DON'T TASTE GOOD!
Q. Why did your answer not relate in any way to my question? EDIT: Don't edit your answer after I've answered your question! |
A: lol, because i can't read
Q: Why is my browser freaking out? |
A. Because you told it to eat me.
Q. How many mudokons does it take to change a ten pound note into 2 fives? |
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Zing! A: 1.5 . Approximatley. Depends on whether one is your saviour. Q: Is a mouse a computer thing, or an andimal? That is the question. :o |
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A: seems so
Q: Cheese or donuts? |
A. Cheese doughnuts.
Q. Does Super Munch actually expect to get away with showing us old man testicles? |
A: Yes, yes I do. Don't you all find them tantalising and hypnotic? :p
Q: d00d, WTF? |
A: nOOb, OMG?
Q: What does it mean to get stuck in a printer? |
A: Never beeing able to escape without a banana in your nose.
Q: Are you guys gay, or am I just lesbian? |
A. all of the above.
Q. sup? |
A.k
Q.yuz? |
A. No! Yuz!
Q. Am I running out of good questions? |
A. Maybe.
Q. Can anyone here dance the cha-cha? |
A. No.
Q Did I ever have any good questions? |
A: no comment
Q: Sleepy? |
A. Yes.
Q. If god knows the future then how could there be free will? |
A: read the Manual first!
Q: Where can you get the manual? |
A: where it is.
Q: whats the subject? |
Q: Well, well, there young chappy, there's you subject, so ring-a-ding-ding.
A: Why do they always send the poor? |
A: because the rich are the ones who send them.
Q: knife stands to spoon as a chicken stands to a(n) ...? |
A. Cock a doodle poo
Q. Did you ever open up your eyes and see the sign? p.s. I did. I opened up my eyes and saw the sign. p.p.s. Life is demanding without understanding. |