A. Sex On The Beach
Q. Do you think I mean the drink or the verb? |
A. Never hered of that drink.
Q. What illegal fireworks did you do last night? |
A: I didn't, but i heard some family threw a sparkler in there trash bin, it burned their garage down. Hehe,
Q: I heard also heard that Blisterz Booty,( Not the member,) was caught hoarding some, did you see it? |
A. Of course I saw it, it actually was me, the member.
Q. Is it gay for a guy named, Moe, to watch me piss in prison? |
A: You better beleive it. I suggest you get parole before he gets you...
Q: Did you get parole yet? |
A. Would get parole, but don't know what it is. Eww... He just winked at me.
Q. What is parole and how can I get it? |
A: Parole is when you act good in jail so they let you go.
Q: Quickly, what is your plan? |
A. My plain is to strangle Moe with the toilet paper and make it look like he just hit his head on the crappy cement bed. With him out of the way, Ill use a plan from Lupin the third and get my female friend to act as the linen changer and sneak me out. I communicated with her from my mind. O.o I'll then have more wild adventures until I get rich and live in a mansion on California Beach.
Q. Do you think mortgage rates are low this time of year? |
A: Hmmm, it depends,
Q:But what about the surcurity cops? |
A. I'll get my samurai buddy and my gun-crazed buddy to take care of them.
Q. Why are we the only 2 in this thread? |
A: Becuase....well, actually I cannot come up with a witty answer,
Q: why can I not come up with a witty answer? |
A. You are distracted by Phleg's sexiness.
Q. Eew? |
A: sure.
Q: Phleg's sexiness? |
A: Ew! *barfs*
Q: Hey! Are you just gonna stand there and not pick it up? |
A: Yup... Cow.
Q: Why did I say Cow? |
A: Becuase you merried a cow.
Q: did you escape and get rich? ( only for Blisterz Booty) |
A. That is a puzzle beyond all others. Except maybe how many people were going to St Ives...
Q. As I was going to St Ives I met a man with 7 wives. The 7 wives had 7 sacks. The 7 sacks had 7 cats. The 7 cats had 7 kittens. The 7 kittens had 7 rats. The 7 rats had 7 chives But how many people did i meet on the way to St Ives, assuming these were the only people i met? |
A. One you dried up douche bag.
Q. Does a dried up duche bag stink? |
(AGH! You posted before me!)
A: It smells like butt. Q: What was the answer to question, uhhh, 1536453465? Note: Splat met exactly 42 people. :D |
A: you. (and Splat met 8 people you dumb-, never mind)
Q: Why never to use notes in this thread again? |
A: Because notes are for tests, fool.
Q: Don't you have to have a license to be that ugly? |
A: No, but I have a license to close this thread.
Oh boo-yah. But seriously, this thread has gone on for far too long. Closed. |