A: You're the only one.
Q: do you like my cookings?

A. I haven't tried it, butt I'm sure it tastes like Abe16 (scrap metal).
Q.B?

A:K.

Q: What is Conker Rocket's destiney?

A: With a bit of luck, death. ;)

Q: Which contribution are we speaking of in general?

A: None. That was a trick question.

Q: If you weren't sho sheckshy, which weapon would I use upon you as punishment for ripping off my awesome sig? :D

A. The Evil Toothbrush of Eternal Pain, Suffereing and Other Nasty Things.

Q. But where will you find the Evil Toothbrush of Eternal Pain, Suffering and Other Nasty Things?

A. In your eye if you don't leave that question for Super Munch to answer.

Q (for super munch only): Same question as last time.

Lol. You've trashed the system. He should be here in another 12 hours...

Yes that was the plan. I've been wanting to screw with this thread for so long now, just didn't quite know how to do it until now.

A. Supermunch told me to say kittens.

Q. Who's yo' papa?

A: The other version of Yo'Momma
Q: Why does Dino wants to trash the system?

A: because that's the way he is!

Q: Why isn't a floppy disk floppy?

A: because you're scrap metal.
Q: Are you dusty?

A. No.

Q. ? (you can only answer this if you are Super Munch)

There was no question so SM can't answer it, instead i'll do us a favor and answer to your stupid question sign:
A: Huzzar!
Q: Why is abe16 viewing this?

A: OMG H3 4 P3RVZOR11!!!
Q: How are you feeling?

A. I feel like my bowels hurt.

Q. Are fried fetus cakes as scrumptious as they sound?

A. Maybe. It depends on how fat they are.
Q.Was this baby exposed to spoons in only 30 seconds? (Splat will know that one for sure.)

A. No. However, I was. And I'm very sensitve about my spoon-inflicted deformities.

Q. How now, brown cow?

A: Did... did you just call me a cow? I.. I can't... Aaaughhgh! Don't make me get the SP0oNZ!!!1!!

Q: Am I really a cow? I don't think I'm a cow...

A: Cow! COw!! COW!1!

Q: I think cows pollute the air. Cow fart tax?

Arg! You posted before me!

A: i'll pay it,

Q: But could Kimon be Mr. bean?

A: In a sense. Look at the monkey. LOOK AT THE SILLY MONKEY.

Q: Catch the monkey?

A. Hey! Let go of my penis!
("Monkey" is slang for penis, for those who don't know)
Q. Should I pour whipped cream all over myself, lather myself in oil, strip naked, and DANCE FOR YOU?!

A. HELL...F*CKING...YES!

Q. Why is it so hard to think of a good question to ask?

A. (Theory) Because you've just gotten done aswering something of a different subject, then the mind is pressured into coming up with something on the spot.

Oh, wait. Stupid answers.

...Cherries.

Q. Hi, shoe store? Do you have sandals?
...Do the sandals have SOULS on them?

(Wow, a lot of Flash cartoon refrences lately, huh?)

A: Hey... hey MENG! You ask me for my soul again, and I will R0o133!7Xeoer!1 1 youe rfh vhjmjhj ,.


....



I'll kill you.


....



And yes, they do have souls.


Q: Why are Hush Puppies so Fabulously GRATE?!?!

A. Cus they burn and make noise when strapped to fireworks.

Q. What's at the middle of middle and the end of end?

A1: Hostess!! A2: death, pure Death.

Q: Have you ever got your finger stuck in a printer?

A: No, but I tried it with a cookie.
Q: I know someone metioned this about me, am I a cookie on steroids?

A: Probably...:dodgy:

Q: If a spaceman is in space for 2 days, how many years is that?

A. 100,000,000,000,000,000,000.4 monkey years.
q Why does my q not have period, and why is it not capital?

A. Cause your stupid.

Q. How did you ever get so god damned stupid?

A. Because he's an old member under the guise of a 9 year old.

Q. Who agrees?

A. Not me because this is the STUPID answers for STUPID questions.

Q. Who is the only person in the oddworld forums that is more evil then Lucifer?

A: You and Stingbee have tied. ;)

Q: Who enjoys pancake brunches?

A: me!

Q: will you hit me bartender?

A. Sure.

Q. What drink?

A: Punch!

Q: Will you hand it to me?

A. Sorry, we have no punch at this bar.

Q. What other drink would you like?