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Varrok 09-17-2012 07:59 AM

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Fine, you just keep making jokes about it, I'm used to it!
COOL! : D

Manco 09-17-2012 02:14 PM

so nepsotic walks into a bar*

and the barman says

why the long face

*as if he ever would

Crashpunk 09-17-2012 02:37 PM

Nepsotic, do actually enjoy... Ponies?

Nepsotic 09-17-2012 03:07 PM

Oh god, not again.
Yes, I clop, ok? Over, done, sorted. Leave people to their own devices ect.

Now let's talk about Havoc.

Wings of Fire 09-17-2012 03:45 PM

What

Nate 09-17-2012 03:59 PM

'Clop' can be used as a verb? Now I'm even more disturbed.

Mr. Bungle 09-17-2012 04:04 PM

I believe so. A sexual one.

God, what in the fuck.

Nate 09-17-2012 04:06 PM

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I believe so. A sexual one.

Well, obviously. It was already a sexual noun. I had just never heard of it as a verb before.

T-nex 09-17-2012 05:10 PM

hm... but i wanted to hear Havocs story, not nepsotic's. ... :(

Hulaabeo 09-17-2012 05:29 PM

Welcome back, Mistress! =D

Mistress of Oddworld 09-17-2012 09:50 PM

Yesss, Havoc, do tell!
I heard domestic cats have barbed penises, is that the same for tigers and other big cats, too?

Nepsotic 09-17-2012 10:16 PM

Yeah, that must hurt, right?

Crashpunk 09-17-2012 11:59 PM

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Leave people to their own devices ect.

And yet here you are asking about Havoc.

Varrok 09-18-2012 12:58 AM

He was hoping he could provide him with some tips/advices

Nepsotic 09-18-2012 06:44 AM

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And yet here you are asking about Havoc.

I'm asking, not judging. Asking is fine.

STM 09-18-2012 07:25 AM

What about tigers having sex with ponies? Can we get the low down on that?

Nepsotic 09-18-2012 08:36 AM

I don't know about that, but I can photoshop some stuff for you, if you want?

Manco 09-18-2012 09:49 AM

what do you call the molestation of a female horse

clopping a feel

(sorry)

Crashpunk 09-19-2012 06:13 AM

If any of you post pictures about what you just said STM, This thread would need to be locked away in the deepest parts of Necrum and the members slaughtered

Nepsotic 09-19-2012 07:04 AM

I'm working on it, give me time.

Varrok 09-19-2012 08:01 AM

NO

*takes time away from Nepsotic*

GLaDOS 09-19-2012 08:03 AM

I'd like to add I'm straight. I just don't really socialize much with girls because they all think I'm retarded. I have to talk to the ugly ones (I sound arrogant but if you saw them, Nep knows what I mean.) and I generally make them laugh. COme back to me in about 3 years and I'll probably have one.

OddjobAbe 09-19-2012 08:09 AM

You don't have to justify something nobody questioned you on.

GLaDOS 09-19-2012 08:19 AM

I was just saying because- Meh forget it.

Nepsotic 09-19-2012 08:21 AM

I think he missed a page.
E: For Havoc, as requested by Scrabtrapman
http://i1188.photobucket.com/albums/...ps68549846.jpg
What am I doing with my life

GLaDOS 09-19-2012 10:06 AM

I tried masturbating to that. A tiger came in and ripped off my cock.

Nepsotic 09-19-2012 10:12 AM

You were probably just masturbating to Jake behind her.

GLaDOS 09-19-2012 10:13 AM

I hate to admit it but I never masturbated. But my cock was torn off by a tiger.

Crashpunk 09-19-2012 10:21 AM

KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
http://imageshack.us/a/img209/1415/diex.png

BUUUUURRRN!!!

Varrok 09-19-2012 10:26 AM

Ah you guys... and you know what's really funny?


*looks at the posts above not counting that last one made by CP, it didn't exist at the time I wrote this*


...I shouldn't have asked this, I already know the answer

OddjobAbe 09-19-2012 10:37 AM

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I think he missed a page.

Actually, no, I didn't miss a page. I was commenting on how he sounded as though he was justifying to himself not having a girlfriend.

Nepsotic 09-19-2012 11:10 AM

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Actually, no, I didn't miss a page. I was commenting on how he sounded as though he was justifying to himself not having a girlfriend.

No, I meant I think Glados missed a page, someone mentioned something about all of the members are gay, or something a couple of pages back.

GLaDOS 09-21-2012 08:01 AM

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I hate to admit it but I never masturbated. But my cock was torn off by a tiger.


I'm not sure you're meant to quote yourself, but I'd like to explain I never masturbated over the image. I have masturbated. Just not to that image.

Nepsotic 09-21-2012 08:05 AM

Quit while you're ahead.

OddjobAbe 09-21-2012 08:27 AM

This coming from Nepsotic.

Nepsotic 09-21-2012 08:46 AM

What's that supposed to mean?

OddjobAbe 09-21-2012 09:17 AM

I remember words to that effect being said to you when you first became a gatling gun of cartoon horses. I just find it funny that now you speak them.

Nepsotic 09-21-2012 09:23 AM

I only posted pony pictures in the pony thread, and in other relevant threads (pirate dash).

Plus, to quote you:
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You don't have to justify something nobody questioned you on.
Just, what Glados said was ridiculous.

OddjobAbe 09-21-2012 09:29 AM

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I only posted pony pictures in the pony thread, and in other relevant threads (pirate dash).

Actually, I'm talking about quite a while ago now, but never mind.
I was half-joking anyway.

Nepsotic 09-21-2012 09:56 AM

Ok, then.
Now, I should of brought this up a while back.
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KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
http://imageshack.us/a/img209/1415/diex.png

BUUUUURRRN!!!

I worked really hard(:tard:) on that!