That's right. And everyone knows that football is played with your hands.
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I don't think you blokes seem to grasp what Matt's is trying to do...
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If they grasp it with their hands then they are playing football.
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DAM U OANST Y U SO STUPID
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Shit that was clever.
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Hockey: It's fucking stupid, but at least we're not confusing everyone else.
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I like table hockey
That counts, right? |
I'm not entirely sure I even know what a table IS, Joe.
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I'm watching the Simpsons episode Lisa on Ice. that counts, right? I mean, it is about hockey.
But seriously, I really enjoy basketball. Playing it, watching it, whatever. It's just fun. |
I was talking about soccer... I thought you also name it football (for example, Manchester United Football Club, Chelsea Football Club, Liverpool Football CLub >.>)
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We do, OANST is American, thus, a twat who thinks 'football' is played by holding the ball.
Shame you Italians aren't so good at rugby!! ;D |
Americans only call their sport football to annoy us. They're just mad that American Football is gay compared to rugby.
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Americans typically say the same thing about rugby.
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It's Handegg. End of discussion.
I always thought of it as a pussy version of rugby. Being strapped in massive armour and protective gear and acting tough just makes you come across as a major douche. In rugby, I've seen guys with half their faces bleeding only to get stitched up and get back on. That's being tough. On the topic of football, I'm a Chelsea supporter myself. Totally psyched when they won the FA Cup against Liverpool. Fingers crossed for the Champions League final. :
I hope Balotelli makes the Italy squad. Damn, he makes me laugh. |
I like men in soccer uniforms. Does that count as an interest in sport?
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If you saw Wayne Rooney, you'd change that statement to some men.
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I got a sports reference joke That's good, right? |
I was being intentionally sarcastic, England wont win the Euro 2012, they'll never fucking win anything because they are a bunch of overpaid cunts who can't work together. Fuck me, Fulham would have more of a chance of winning the World Cup than England does.
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Didn't Greece win the Euro in 2004? Damn, that was messed up.
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I wish Liechtenstein were in the Euro Cup, their football team would consist of most of the population.
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Their supporting crowd would be a toddler and a dog.
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The England team will lose and get their own back by banging the winning team's wives.
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With John Terry in the team, that's for definite.
Wayne Rooney can have their wives' mothers. We know what he likes. |
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What's the name of that really good player? The good one, long curly hair, good at football, damn it I forget his name. He's good. I think he'll be good.
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I don't care about any of this, but every time I see this thread I start hearing that Tim and Eric song that Mac posted going in my head.
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Seems a bit old.
I think he means Pirlo myself. Or Luka Modric. What team does he play for? |
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Cassano seems to contribute more to assists than direct goals, though in the qualifiers he did score quite a lot. Looking forward to seeing him play. Still looking forward to seeing Di Natale in action though. I think he'll have his work cut out for him against Spain though. |
Tevez is pretty hot.
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Writing Tevez into Google will sometimes bring up 'tevez neck'. Seriously, have you seen his neck? It's like a fucking tree trunk.
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Sega Sports > real sports
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Everything > Sega Sports.
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Therefore everything > real sports.
I agree with that statement. |
People who often think that are the ones who were always chosen last for the team.
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Damn it, those aren't him. He's like, the best fucking player in the world right now. Messi! Lionel Fucking Messi.
He's good. |
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