Can't you just go and wank yourself to death like a normal teen and fuck off?

My god, this kid doesn't understand that you should never ask about girls to any one on this forum does he? You could ask me but well, that wouldn't be a good idea since I'm very good at sabotaging my relationships. I think you should go to the cinema and touch the screen, then yell, Oh Mi Gawd I touched the giant television, run back to her giggling and then go I DID THAT FOR YOU, grab her hand, make her touch your stomach then kiss her eye and run off! Because I never did that! Never.

Let on you're not interested, or interested in another girl. Make her feel unwanted and undesired. Chicks love being treated like crap.

She's my girlfriend, and the only reason she loves me is because my club is so massive.
Without the club, you're just a nobody.

This is pretty much 100% true.

Just go there, be yourself, have a good time; then afterwards tell her you really like her and that you'd like to go out on a date with her. End of story.

Act really gay and flamboyant, and become her 'gay friend'. She will love you more than all her other friends. A few years down the line (giving legal issues and pubescence time enough to run it's course) she will profess her love to you, being sad that you are so gay. Then you can pretend you're bisexual and smash that box, nawm sayn?

Saw Eclipse last night, it was pretty dece. If she is of a comparable age to yourself, she will leave the cinema flustered and strangely aroused.

^^^^

Leto may be trolling you, but that may actually work.

Your only 13 Dude. just stay in the friends zone then ask her out when your a little older. just act normal. wear normal clothes and just pretend you like Twilight (if thats even possible, them movies are terrible)

oh I'm 16 with Girl troubles. sucks doesn't it...(saddly no :D)

If you are gonna read this post one day, dear The Crappin' Elum, remember that these things that we tell you come from our hearts, and that we absolutely are not teling you something that we know is not good. Because we love you.

Good luck with that. Takes some real skill to get out of that.

And if you're still willing to give it a shot, just be yourself and tell her how you feel.

Well I told her how I felt about her,didn't rly get a response,she just told me that she's not intrested too much in me as a "bf" btw what's up with being 13?I have friends at the same age that have gf's and kiss in class :P

Your friends who kiss in class probably have cooties!

By which he means Genital Herpes. Kids these days get up to some freaky shit.

They're probably not even open mouth kisses either.

Did you stick your pinky in her butt?

Ask her to be your sex buddy then...sooner or later, relationship will happen.

just get on with the murdering, for fuck's sake.

that's how relationships work, right?

Rohypnol. Put the sensual back into non-consensual.

You should have taken Dixanadu's advice.

Edit: Also, without a club you stood no chance anyway.

QFT

Oooohhhhh believe me.......they are......

Havoc wants video proof.

I do?

You do.

Oh.

I want video proof.

Pedo!

Fixed.

ewww

Says the Cammyphile.

I don't 'get' all this friendzone stuff.

Alcar...

I haven't gone with her to the movies yet! So,we can still continue this conversation!
1.NO! I WON'T GET A CLUB....
2.I won't do any inappropriate stuff
So,please stop writing such stuff......OH and havoc IT WOULD BE FREAKY AND RUDE to film someone when they're kissing this will show them tah tI either don't have a life or I wish I was in "his" place!

But you do wish you were in "his" place.

He didn't mean when they're kissing...

You're asking for relationship device from us. What the hell do you expect?

Would you like a Cammy of your very own?

No. Don't mean this to sound mean - but I prefer my men, well, manly.

Part of that is having body hair :p

Alcar...

thats...nice?

Hey, once you go trap, you never go back.

That's because it's a woman thing, men don't have a friend zone a woman can get trapped in. In fact, woman generally get trapped in the 'I want to sex you' zone before moving on to the mythical friend zone. However, unlike with women, the male friend zone is quite easy to get out of.

Speak for yourself, Mr Shallow.

You kidding. Havoc is 100% right. I think.