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The laws of physics have been broken for you. If you can't think of a good way to use that, find a sidekick who can.
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If i had healing powers i'd place my hands on the ground and reverse deforestation...
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I'd use it the same way it can be used on the Internet: infiltration for the purposes of study and documentation. I myself have naturalism in mind. I'd get into the BBC's Life... team.
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It's on now. I can see it out of the corner of my eyes. Some cyotes are howling to their cute puppies.
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BM stop sneaking around the coyotes pups. they can smell you, doesn't matter if you're invisible.
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Now it's scorpion vs. meerkat.
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I have a list of things to steal:
HDTV Fallout 3 game of the year edition Another HDTV A new PC A laptop Lots and lots of Coca Cola. |
I'm with MA, fuck humanity. Humanity is an unstoppable virus, and no matter how many wars or bouts of mass plague we endure, we always fucking bounce back. We need something supernatural that nobody saw coming to really fuxxor the equilibrium.
Invisibility, going Super Saiyan, being so large and strong that the earth explodes every time you take a step, Akira explosion. All of these sound good. You just gotta rape shake things up a little. |
Of course, being invisible necessarily goes hand in hand with being blind, since light must be passing just as easily through your retinas as the rest of your body. Even if it didn't, they would cast a shadow and therefore be visible, and also you would still see nothing unless your lenses and corneas could also refract light in their normal capacity, increasing the likelihood of being seen.
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Alright fine, if you're going to be all technical about it, we'll do this.
When you go invisible, you go blind. However due to mother natures sencse of humour, whenever you activate your invisibilty you also begin to activate your eye - mounted sonar, sending out sound and receiving it back and using a super sensative node concealed in your head to paint a mental image with preternatural accuracy in your mind. Now stop talking about invisibility causing blindness, it screws with the fun of it. Assholes. :) |
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Anywhoo, I think I would use my power of invisibility to: Check out Holly Willoughby getting changed...yummy. Go up to Harry potter and slap him whilst saying, "I don't need some pansy cloak". (this only works if the invisibility also makes your clothes invisible) walk around the street naked. Fuck with pious people to make them think that their God(s) doesn't love them. These are a few examples of what I would do. |
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I liked it when MeechMunchie said it though :) It made me feel all warm and fuzzy.
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Lesbian.
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I would become a ppopulr graffiti icon
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icwatudidthar LOL
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if i was invisible in this moment i go to a music instruments house play for the people electric guitar just to see their faces wen they don't see anybody play :D (sorry my english, but a try :fuzsad:)
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Screw being blind. If I turned blind when I went invisible, if I could, I wouldn't want to ever be invisible.
Now about what I would do, if I didn't trun blind. Act like the spy from Team Fortress 2. Scare people in public places. Make myself invisible during the breaks at school and hide my classmate's things. Pull people's pants down. Drop bugs down people's necks. Tickle people. Do an evil laugh whenever someone is alone. And this is how I would act if I could make other things invisible as well: Take a camera and film the things you can only film when nothing can see you. |
If i was invisible. i would...
Steal things Scare people to death Kill people Hide somewere after the last one. Act like the Spy of TF2 Watch the girls i fancy :tard: Make 'Most Haunted' REAL! Spy on OWI |
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He could spray himself with spray paint, and become the only graffiti artist to look like his self-portraits.
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That would take some mighty fine can-control.
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Yeah, invisible or not you deserve the status for that alone.
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Fair enough. But Banksy is a fluke.
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Anyone who manages to be successful/famous in the art world is a fluke.
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Even the sell-outs would need to be lucky.
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Or have a famous art-dealer girlfriend *cough*JACKSONPOLLOCK *cough*
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Don't get me started on Pollock.
As far as all successful artists being flukes, I disagree. I was referring more to Banksy's success based on his anonymity rather than his talent level. Of course, having grown up on the wrong side of the pond, and only being able to appreciate his work in museums/gallery showings/publications rather than various street corners and bridges, I'm a bit biased in that regard. Although I am a rather large fan of Shepherd Fairey, who although completely different, I feel is still comparable. Anywho, for the most part, I consider success in the art world to be based more on timing than talent. Of course, with the introduction of the internet, the odds are stacked in the artists favor. |
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You also have to look at guys like Greg Simkins, Alex Pardee and Jeff Soto, who, without the internet, probably wouldn't have been as successful.
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