Yeah. Mudokons "make" rock formations. Sure.

Next you'll be claiming that Munch rescued Fuzzles for some reason other than Fuzzles are Gabbit larvae.

Jesus Christ, MeechMunchie, that's incredibly fucking rude. How dare you call EVP_Glukkon a joke.

Did I say they make rock formations?

I don't twist words around here, so I don't understand why you felt the need to twist mine.

Muds once had the ability to construct temples and other buildings, however they don't seem to recall how or with what technology. I would be surprised that you don't know this, but I assume you do know, and this entire argument is sarcasm.

Yep, sarcasm. I rest my case...
I guess your all just bored or something...

EVP-Glukkon, I'm going to be the nice guy here and burst your bubble. We're all a bunch of sarcastic bastards that have long ago exhausted all of our theories and thoughts on these games. Now we're just posting smart ass responses to those who are too lazy or stupid to search the forums for the same topics that have been closed and re-closed over and over again.

Not unlike the average American who eats when they're bored, we gang-rape the few people left who have genuine interest in Oddworld-related topics for our kicks. We feed on the naivity and curiosity of fresh members like lampreys. All official theories and information can be found on the Oddworld Encyclopedia - outside of that, this is all just circular conjecture and hearsay. It's fun to kick around theories for a little while, but ultimately we're just bored.

Sekto Springs is kind of right here most people on this forums are bored (hell, some have been here for over 6 years).

EVP_Glukkon you seem to be someone interesting (not the average noob), so I'd like to welcome you on this forums. It's actually a pretty nice place once you get to know it's members.

I will also make a slightly politer response to EVP_G. When I said 'joke' I was simply pointing out that used: )s comment on the scrab statues being natural was a joke. We all know the muds built the temples, and you don't need to point it out to us.

I thought it was obvious? What do you think those 10-20 Sligs around the mudokon temple area all year round?! Obviously they not only know weaponry, but also sculpting! Next time you see the Sligs... say Hi and thank them!

Note: Everything I have posted above is a lie.

Yeah.. I figured as much.

Ya'll seem like a nice bunch of guys, and alot of the comments I've read around here are pretty damn funny.

We need a new oddworld game damnit...

did you note a psychiatrist like i suggested?

No, I find the madness here to be comforting from the horror that is my life.

I think the board room should work kind of like a massive room with retractible walls, kind of like a stadium with a retractible dome. However in the case of the board room, instead of the ceiling retracting, the walls retract.

So with this in mind, perhaps the Glukkens simply come to the room and stand on their platforms and perhaps Molluck's platform is sort of like a rising platform coming from his personal office. Then Molluck's Slig advisor simply throws a switch and the walls of the boardroom retract inwards so that the execs can have their meeting in privacy.

That to me seems logically the most realistic mechanics of the Board Room. In my own opinion I would make it that way. However I am not Lorne Lanning so this is not my story. Mainly what I am saying is that all of your theories and I am talking about everybody who posted in this thread, can be right or wrong. We just don't know about the mechanics of the board room. But in all honesty I don't think from a stories point of view that things such as this is very important in terms of plot and story development. However its nice to talk about it. I think that the board room should never be explained to keep the story moving and to keep it simple. Some things should remain a mystery and should be interpreted differently by everybody like what we are doing right now on these forums.

And where the hell have you been, PA?

where do you think? Personally Advising someone, of course.

PA, obviously.

I have been around observing or more like reading topics.
For me though I have yet to be inspired enough to post a topic remotely interesting. With lack of news and new stuff its just same old same old. Every now and then ill post like now.

I dunno mann!