Hey! I like this Abe guy! Can I get his autograph?

Aww, poor Lulu.

"The soulstorm brew fomula is kept here and here"
"New from Rupture Farms.... Glukkon Grapes! 100% Glukkon meat.

"Nicorette Gum for everyone!"

'Lets shake on it'.

Antiquing.

"drag0nbane442 is our best friend, because he gets us to tell sligs to "Kill'em!" while they are facing us. He also likes to say he pwned us, and calls us all kind of nice things after getting us to donate to the Lulu Fund. What a perfect friend!"

Can I call myself a true gluk fan without trying to contribute?

-to slig- Take a nap, you deserve it

"I think selling meat is wrong, let's change Rupture Farms into a Shopping Centre."

Don't worry about setting up chant suppresors outside my office lads...

"Gadzooks! My forever-expanding collection of currency stored in my bank account has increased immensley after winning the lottery! Drinks all 'round, courtesy of me!"

Looks and Moolah Aren’t everything.

"What the gluk is this Lulu Fund machine doing here?"
- A Mudokon walks away twiddling their thumbs and whistling.

what the gluck.

I'm gonna annoy some teachers with this :D

My best friend is a pud!

thats a very interesting statement, and i'd like to financially back your business all the way, even if it does get bigger than mine and force me to closedown.

ill add to your financial investments mollucks assistant, but please could you pay me back, i'm a bit skint at the moment

i will most definately help you out my fellow gluk. and if need be, i will sell some of my more valued possessons to pay you back if your investment does not 'succeed'.

all investments made by you or anyone else have a 100% guarantee to be refunded in time.

"Hello, my name is Molluck."
"Hi Molluck."
"I had my first brew..."

I can see them saying that

"I promise to set all mudokons free."

I ain't got no home, ain't got no shoes
Ain't got no money, ain't got no class
Ain't got no skirts, ain't got no sweater
Ain't got no perfume, ain't got no bed
Ain't got no mind,

Ain't got no mother, ain't got no culture
Ain't got no friends, ain't got no schoolin'
Ain't got no love, ain't got no name
Ain't got no ticket, ain't got no token
Ain't got no god

And what have I got?
Why am I alive anyway?
Yeah what have I got?
nobody can take away?...

Got my hair, got my head
Got my brains, got my ears
Got my eyes, got my nose
Got my mouth, I got my smile

I got my tongue, got my chin
Got my neck, got my boobies
Got my heart, got my soul
Got my back, I got my sex

I got my arms, got my hands, got my fingers,
Got my legs, got my feet, got my toes,
Got my liver, got my blood..

I've got life,
I've got my freedom
I've got life
I've got life
And I am gonna keep it
I've got life
and nobody's gonna take it away
I've got life!

Lol, yeah, but not in a Rehab & Tea :p

right, lets go to the second hand suit shop.

that is a classic song BM.

'Man, those meat saws are a real health hazard. We should either get rid of them or actually use them to chop some meat. I mean, what's the H+S guy gonna say? Looks like I picked rhe wrong week to quit smoking.'

Molluck singing "Still Alive"
THE SCRAB CAKE IS A LIE!

"Do It!"

erm no glukkons do say that

... only havin a laf

Whats a Laf? Oh Laugh... ok

!:fuzzle:

"Can I give you a hand?"
"Soulstorm brew? God, no, you shouldn't drink that stuff, it'll kill ya."
"Do you know what I think will be good for marketing? Fair trade."

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Lol! :)

Imagine a hall full of Glukkons, "Let's give them a round of applause!"
(nothing happens)

That 'fair trade' quote reminds me of this one from Sin City;
"An old man dies. A young woman lives. A fair trade."
(sorry, I know it's not oddworld related)

:lol: Epic

"you are what you eat"

"Why can't I have sex?? *sigh*"

Who needs Moolah when you got friends, now if only i could find some.

"Okay, who's the wise guy who bought a Clapper instead of a light-switch?!"

hahaha that would be such a good prank