In addition to the musical toothbrush and the mini blowup doll (now named Chaps), I have recieved one more birthday presents. A classy box full of "Traditional boiled sweets" in the shape of cock 'n' balls. Sweet.

Have you thought to mention to these people that you are aware of your own sexuality and that it may not be necessary for everything you own to be in the shape of male genitalia? Or do you genuinely get a kick out of it?

I admire Nate's openness and humility.

I'm not sure how that applies to this.

I just roll my eyes and let them have their laughs. Then plot to do something even worse for their birthdays.