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Yeah with what's been going on, I'm holding on to mine.
Then again, I am only 16. I was going to be all I'm not touching you untill I actually know you but now I don't know anything any more. |
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Instead of a male angel making your wife pregnant, a female angel had sex with you and gave birth to your daughter and since angel sex doesn't count as sex anymore...you are still a virgin. Thus your daughter being the opposite of jesus! :monster: :fuzblink: |
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Was it a stick...or an upside down cross?
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Alcar... |
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Watch out... Beadle's About!
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This thread needed a poll...
So I added one |
Since when do the forums have more virgins than loose people?
We've become complacent in our goal of forum-wide sluttery! Alcar... |
It's possible to be a slut and retain your virginity :(.
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Roadkill?
Quiche? I HAD SEX WITH A WHOLE GIRL, and the first time was painful for reason that are gross and involving wounds. |
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________________ No. No details need be given, it was as awkward as it needed to be. But it was funny afterwards, because I just shut up and listened to my pretentious, hipster music with my mate. We each lit up our respective sticks of cannabis and just chilled. The old days... (O_O ) |
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Judging from what I just said I think it's quite obvious that I am a virgin. |
Oh pooo-leeeeeeease, being a grammar and spelling nazi is so fucking last year.
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is it a Tale of the Ripped Foreskin? Or the Trembling Terrors of the Triple-boobed Womanectomy? |
I lost mine when I was, I think, 16 or something. Was kinda nice with a semi girlfriend at the time, but in the end we had sex twice and never saw each other again. What I do remember is that she was pretty damn wild, I had scratch marks on my back that evening, I kid you not.
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Scratch marks are nothing.
You need to have wild man sex. I think that's why I couldn't deal with a woman, it'd be far too easy to knock her out cold. I need my sex rough. Rougher than a lady :p Alcar... |
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Yes, and I wouldn't make a big deal about it either when I lose it. Losing your virginity would be as winning a trophy of proof for having sex the first time in your life, IMO. But I don't care about trophies.
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I lost my virginity at a young age to a slutty older girl.
It was fairly amusing. To this day, I remember thinking "What, this is it? What's the big deal? I could do this for hours...Oh, oh god, no!" I then ejaculated onto her stomach, told her she was nice, vomited the majority of that nights consumed liquor onto the floor beside her bed, and slept. I was a true gentleman, even at 14. |
If only there was more intercourse like that, specifically involving the vomitting.
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DI, that's a nice story!
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Speaking of drunken escapades. I haven't had the vomiting occur, but I was asleep / unconcious for the majority of my first (and so far only) threesome.
Alcar... |
Ha! I remember that night! Better than you, it would appear.
That was freaking hilarious. |
We will have to have a discussion over coffee about the matter. Just so I know what exactly I did :p
Alcar... |
We've had this conversation before. Several times. The first being the morning after, when you desperately asked me what had happened.
Don't tell me you've forgotten? |
I have.
Alcar... |
Dear god you two didn't!!!
Yet... they did... of course they did... -_- |
I am, actually, really fucking shocked.
But then I remember that it's Peter. - Rexy |
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I was not involved in the threesome. I was merely speaking to him over MSN, Skype and telephone simultaneously that evening.
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I was going to reply earlier to Havoc and Rexy's posts, but I thought I'd let it hang for a little while :p
Indeed, I was only talking to Nate about it. But I still don't know all that happened, t'is a drunken blur. Alcar... |
Fucking lush.
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Yeah, I am without a doubt a virgin. At least I'm not alone here.
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