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Oddey 05-18-2008 12:35 PM

Some elevators are made of glass, or have the three sides made of glass.

If I didn't get arrested for this I'd shake a coke can as hard as I could and throw it in the middle fo everyone and scream grenade. Or I might just make my eyes open real wide and stare at people.

Zerox 05-18-2008 11:24 PM

Elevators made of glass doesn't sound particularly safe...

Particularly when people trapped in them go mad from the lack of oxygen.

Wil 05-19-2008 02:17 AM

On the other hand, it’s less claustrophobic in them, so there are fewer lift‐related killing sprees in the long run.

Are you really sure you’ve never seen a lift with glass walls? Not even in shopping malls or up the sides of skyscrapers or in Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory?

OddYouko 05-19-2008 08:27 AM

I've been in a glass elevator before(not fun)

If it were a crowd I'd yell HAPPY BIRTHDAY for no reason.
Or chew some gum really loud to annoy people.

abe is now! 05-19-2008 10:52 AM

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Elevators made of glass doesn't sound particularly safe...

Particularly when people trapped in them go mad from the lack of oxygen.

I think who made them thought about that and deisgned special elevators with all the comforts for persons who suffer these problems.

Strike Witch 05-21-2008 02:05 AM

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I think who made them thought about that and deisgned special elevators with all the comforts for persons who suffer these problems.

http://i48.photobucket.com/albums/f2.../z15602303.png

OANST 05-21-2008 03:34 PM

I like to tell my daughter that we are in a magic room and exclaim "Look! It's different!" when the door opens.

Strike Witch 05-21-2008 09:38 PM

That's so cute.

just_an_(ODD)alisque 06-04-2008 04:40 AM

I don't use elevators.

Ninjaxe 06-17-2008 10:00 PM

omg
 
You people must be out of date :p I live in Hong Kong and most enclosed space elevators are fast and get you there in no time. So there is not time to sit or poke the person next to you.

The highest is skyscraper here is 86 storeys I think and you get to peer outside while you go and down and most the high one do. So if you suffer from vertigo then hold on tight.

If I am alone I tend to look out at the sights and or wait watching the display reaching the desired floor. If I am in with a group and would talk work or games etc. This helps pass the time. The more people talking the more oxygen used up. By time you get to the 40th floor, you be choking and struggling each other to stop talking. This had happen to me once. Me and group of friends did it as a joke. We didnt believe that it will work. Try it...if you dont believe me. You might like it. :)

Bullet Magnet 06-17-2008 10:54 PM

This is about what happens when the elevators break down between floors.

Jordan 06-18-2008 12:08 AM

I'd stand in a corner pretending to make out with myself. Or if a friend is near, I try to make out with her. If that doesn't work. I touch her teet.

abe is now! 06-18-2008 10:44 AM

I am afraid of elevators. So, I'll stand with closed eyes.

Rex Tirano 06-18-2008 04:46 PM

Jump.

Alot.

And if you plummet to your death, rest assured that you'll be winning the Darwin Awards!

- Rexy

AlienMagi 06-25-2008 08:30 AM

1. I have been in glass elevator and it sucks because its all dirty around and probably you can see a dead man smashed with elevator.
2. Kill time with mastrubation, there is no better way.

Oddball1000 07-10-2008 11:55 PM

OM NOM NOM!
 
Fake poop + Lift floor = Hilarity

Or I suppose you could ride the lift in a Bin Laden costume, but the Chaser have probably done that already. Still funny though.

Marvak 07-15-2008 01:50 AM

I say you wait untill your near a floor, stare at someone with a progressively horrified, wide-eyed look on your face, ignore any questions they or anyone else ask you, and then when the elevator goes 'ding!' scream at the top of your lungs and run out in hysterics.




:D

abe619 08-09-2008 01:09 AM

there r no sky scrappers in egypt;).
the tallest buildings in egypt are 2 things the one and only tower of cairo and hotels the tallest hotel i've ever heard about was 30 floors.

Nate 08-09-2008 01:27 AM

My new job is actually working on the 22nd floor of a building in the middle of Melbourne city, except the lift is so fast that I don't really have time to think about it. It's so fast that my ears pop on the way down.

OANST 08-10-2008 01:16 PM

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1. I have been in glass elevator and it sucks because its all dirty around and probably you can see a dead man smashed with elevator.
2. Kill time with mastrubation, there is no better way.

Are there often dead, smashed men under your elevators? And your only concerned about this because you don't want to see it. And you wonder why we all say that your culture is evil.

AlienMagi 08-10-2008 02:42 PM

LoL I just wanted to make a joke...

Mac Sirloin 08-10-2008 04:38 PM

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I like to tell my daughter that we are in a magic room and exclaim "Look! It's different!" when the door opens.

Holy Greasy Jesus

That's fucking GENIUS

Carnix 08-22-2008 09:18 AM

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Removing the head or destroying the brain.

Tried it. Don't work. Had to have a jugular vein transplant. Some fucking shit advise that turned out to be.

As for the elevator thing... I find I get a curios reaction when I stand in the corner completely straight and completely still with my hair covering one of my eyes.
No wonder back in year 7 the seniors called me Demon-child...

Earthnuker 09-19-2008 12:16 PM

I would take out my MP3-Player, wire it to the Elevator Speaker and turn up the music
\m/ d(-.-)b \m/

Havoc 09-21-2008 03:18 PM

I have NEVER seen an elevator that lets me hook up my MP3 player. Do you know the hilarious shit that would ensue if people would be able to do shit like that? I'd move to Chicago just to ride the Sears Tower elevators all day long playing German Nazi marches, Satanic music and George Bush speeches.