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oddyssey 11-18-2007 07:46 AM

GO FOR EQUALITY:D

Leto 11-18-2007 03:33 PM

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Yes. We just don't have any mammary glands, and not as much fat in them, but they're breasts, just the same.
Sorry, guess I'm wrong.

Going to buy a bra now.

Wil 11-18-2007 04:46 PM

Some men do have breasts that should definitely be covered up at all times.

OANST 11-18-2007 05:25 PM

Just because you have seen naked pictures of me doesn't mean you have to talk about them.

Strike Witch 11-18-2007 09:13 PM

Moob Force Go!

Hobo 11-18-2007 11:56 PM

This thread REALLY needs pictures

Strike Witch 11-19-2007 12:16 AM

I would, but I'd be banned faster then matthew9r's evil clone.

Havoc 11-19-2007 02:58 AM

Here!

http://www.radiobrennt.com/wordpress...0/big_tits.jpg

Would you like to see that walking down the street without clothes on? Oh hell no! You'd be stared at by her huge nipples...

Wil 11-19-2007 03:35 AM

At least she’d have a soft landing were she to trip up.

Bullet Magnet 11-19-2007 05:02 AM

You think she'd land? She'd bounce back up.

Havoc 11-19-2007 07:25 AM

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You think she'd land? She'd bounce back up.

This is true...

moxco 11-19-2007 08:45 AM

Plastic Surgery! Only buddha has naturals that big.

Mojo 11-19-2007 09:08 AM

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You think she'd land? She'd bounce back up.

Well, at least she'll be on her feet again. :P

Zerox 11-19-2007 10:26 AM

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Some guys actually have lactating breasts. We DO have mammary-glands, they're just suppressed by testosteron, and a lack of oestrogen.

Some guys have manboobs too.

Really? Didn't know that, I'll look it up.

Manboobs is just fat guys.

Mojo 11-19-2007 10:55 AM

No actually, there's a syndrome that causes men to grow boobs.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gynecomastia

Hobo 11-19-2007 11:45 AM

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I would, but I'd be banned faster then matthew9r's evil clone.

Not by me you wouldn't. But the only other active mods in this forum are probably homosexual, so be sure to post when only I'm on!

Havoc 11-19-2007 12:12 PM

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Really? Didn't know that, I'll look it up.

Manboobs is just fat guys.

How much more enjoyable the world would be if all men had real cup C's...

Mojo 11-19-2007 12:28 PM

We have those already. They're called She-Males.

Hobo 11-19-2007 12:33 PM

Oh sorry Mojo's not gay and won't ban you for posting breasts. Probably

Mojo 11-19-2007 12:40 PM

Right. But seriously, follow my link for a pic of manboobs, and if you're REALLY into that thing (Hey, everything can be a fetish, even manboobs), just do a goddamn Google search.

Normal boobs are awesome (See my first post in this thread (btw, shame on you, hobo, for not reading the entire thread. Or just for ignoring my post :P, Bad hobo! BAD!)).

*Goes off, mumbling about the greatness of THE BOOB.*

Disgruntled Intern 11-19-2007 06:13 PM

This just seems similar to PETA nuts throwing blood on people wearing fur.

Sure, it makes a point, but at what cost? Although I'm all for the freedom of choice, people also have the right to choose whether or not they want to share space with semi-nude women. As it has been said, breasts always have been considered a sexual part of a woman's anatomy, and no matter how many bare-breasted women there are at the neighborhood pool, they always will be. It's genetic, friends.

This just seems like another "two steps forward, two steps back" situation. If women want to lounge around in public nude, or even semi-nude, there are certainly places to do so. These broads just sound like a bunch of attention seeking retards...Not feminists.

Feminists have bigger fish to fry.

Wil 11-20-2007 07:49 AM

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How much more enjoyable the world would be if all men had real cup C's...

I would kill myself. Or, if it solved the problem, just you. But we can’t talk about that, lest another prosperous thread be censored.

I got laid, but I’m not a lady.

Hobo 11-20-2007 08:50 AM

I got boobs but I'm not a boobie

Wil 11-20-2007 09:09 AM

I got a bra, but I’m not Abraham.

Havoc 11-20-2007 09:36 AM

Youz spamzing up my threadz0r! LOL!

Well I don't think a lot of guys would mind to wake up with a pair of tits one morning, as long as they knew it would only be for one day.

Zerox 11-20-2007 10:05 AM

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I would kill myself. Or, if it solved the problem, just you. But we can’t talk about that, lest another prosperous thread be censored.

I got laid, but I’m not a lady.

You'd kill yourself? If all males having breasts was normal, I'd doubt it very much.

Oddey 11-20-2007 10:18 AM

You know if you really want to see this (I don't) go for Hawiaa. They have beaches there. Special beaches. Or watch some danish TV. I heard that one kid program has this type of thing on it. Beaches here have this problem it's not just Sweden. Oh and the pools have their share of this too.

Mojo 11-20-2007 12:46 PM

The Netherlands have "Clothing Optional beaches" too, you know? Don't they have those in other countries?

moxco 11-20-2007 01:27 PM

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The Netherlands have "Clothing Optional beaches" too, you know? Don't they have those in other countries?

Australia has them.


Havoc 11-20-2007 01:45 PM

"You're free to be nude, not free to wear clothes." Ownage.

Wil 11-20-2007 03:37 PM

Any decent (ho! (ho!)) country has nudist beaches. Landlocked countries are exempt.

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You'd kill yourself? If all males having breasts was normal, I'd doubt it very much.

Well, no, Mr Pedant, I wouldn’t resort to suicide quite so readily, not unless I were having one of my bad days (two a bob).

Bullet Magnet 11-20-2007 04:46 PM

I do have some strange envy for omen who get to breastfeed. I will never experience that.

Weird.

OANST 11-20-2007 04:54 PM

I have sensitive nipples and dislike the feeling of my own clothes rubbing against them. I thank satan every day that I don't have to breastfeed.

Bullet Magnet 11-20-2007 05:17 PM

Oh yeah, combine seawater with the heat of the sun and the rubbing of wetsuits and you have a recipe for disaster. This became a big problem for me during my diving holidays.

Leto 11-20-2007 09:51 PM

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You'd kill yourself? If all males having breasts was normal, I'd doubt it very much.
Why do people have to think like this so much on this forum?

Wil 11-21-2007 03:11 AM

Tell me about it. The anti‐suicide politics of some individuals is coming to be too much to the fore. Soon it’ll seem like the Forums have an agenda.

Zerox 11-21-2007 08:42 AM

Don't blame me, it's you lot who keep mentioning suicide in the first place...

toxicity 11-21-2007 03:08 PM

You know what?
YOU'RE just breasts!

OANST 11-21-2007 03:37 PM

Welcome to the Oddworld Suicide Hotline. My name is Jacob and I will be your counselor today. before we begin please locate some sharp glass and antifreeze.

Wil 11-21-2007 03:45 PM

The phrase ‘Oddworld Suicide’ reminds me of Pilot.