I'm a very talened artist, I'm very good at writing, and I can
make my eyes vibrate in their sockets.

Rofl.

When I lick the envelope, the paper gets cut XD.

I have a forked tongue. Take a look:

Freaky. Are you being serious?

My computer graphic skills are pretty impressive but not that impressive. Yes, it's a real picture taken from a real webcam. What makes you assume it's fake? You never seen a forked tongue before? :D

*CoughGene SimmonsCough*

did you fo that yourself or were you born with it?

I can flex my penis.










Sadly, I'm not kidding.

What is this?!

You mean... like ever other penis since Adam's?

Hey, no belief pushing.

I'll push whatever mystical, mumbo-jumbo penis I like, thank you.

Oh, that was tortuous. :)

I can tell grammar isn't your talent.
Anyway, I also discovered I can bend my thumb backwards and make it stay there, hooked on the back of my hand. And I can make 3 out of 5 fingers on each hand 'feel dead' (you have to bend them this special way, and when you flick it, it feels like it has no bone/ it's dead).
It's quite a fun way to freak out my friends.

Near-perfectly impersonate Abe's hand. I'm not kidding, my thumb is so flexible that it can be like Abe's (if the far left finger is considered a thumb on his hand).

I can also screw up a story of mine like Hideo Kojima so noone actually knows what it is, but takes years to find out. OK, OK, Maybe not as much as him. (noone can do that)

I can do the Abes hand thing, it does'nt take much effort just practice.

Booyah! Did a quick shot.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9881/dsc00396ej3.jpg

That's awesome, Fortesque13. I wish I could do that.

Well, I don't have many talents. The ones I have are pretty boring anyway.

I can play a wine glass. Yeah, pretty boring.

If I think up a new character (original mind), I immediately know their past, present, future and the appearence.

Yeah, I can't think of any more.

Heh, I can see my Avatar, therefore, that picture is win.

With all the spamming you do on this forum, it would be hard not to see your avatar.

When does aptitude at one or more subjects become a talent?

Spam? This IS INPUUUUUUUT!

Cool Abe's Hand thing!Kastere, is that your Avatar i see in the Picture!

I said it was.
Salamander, we'll have to put this on hold, the above post just...eugh.

I'm great at drawing hentai, normal anime, making up random monsters, drawing mudokons, etc. I am known for having a "rubber face" i can stretch mt top and bottom lip to EXTREME lengths, as in, over 10 cms. It's very scary, I used to be called platypus face a while back.. Ah well. :D I have an english standard 3 years above my own grade. I'm bi, that's pretty awesome, and I've finishe AO almost 40 times now.
Oh, and I'm super short. Like chiyo-chan. THAT takes talent.

I really hope you don't understand what hentai is.

I think she does. Why else tell she also draws "normal" anime?

Besides, I don't think hentai is that bad.

Now, other drawn things on the other hand (thinks about something feline)...

I have an extraordinary talent at collecting very strange friends - like the guy who called me tonight to inform me that he was at a manga convention, in a room discussing hentai and how wasabi-flavoured lube wouldn't put him off. And yet he still claims to be straight.

Worst. Comeback. Ever. Considering that what you posted really was spam...

@nate: Collecting strange friends? I'm the strange friend that other people collect, lol.

Uh heh, yeah.
I was on the internet on my Wii when I did that, it had to be short, so I thoght a blatant and unoriginal 300 reference was necessary.

Hey, heres a break from tradition, Kastere is going to say something that will most likely get him infractioned.
Most people will remember my endless mranting about how much I hate anime, and anyone who CLOSELY followed that would remember I said something along the lines of 'And Hentai, the single worst produbct from anime ever'.
I was kind of expecting someone to say 'Better not let Kastere see this.'.
Anyway, what I meant, now, to solidify my true opinion;my Dislike for Hentai was the fact that a lot of it has to do with, well, general rape, which is hind of disturbing, and the implements relative to eight legged cephalopods.
So yes, Hentai is bad SOMETIMES, and another yes.
I am a hypocrite.
Anyway, I won't call out mistress of oddworld simply because I am no one to judge.
Oh, all you shocked and apalled people, shut yer yaps.

Oh oh I can annoy an entire forum with just 30 posts!! What someone had to say it ^^.

I'm imaginative. I'm a hypocrite and annoyingly defensive of my beliefs. I can curl my tongue ^^. I can move my ears. I can crack my neck,fingers and toes on command. I can SPEAK (so not write) fluent english even though my class is getting tourist level english. If I dont brush it down my air is always a set of spikes (which I dont mind). I can jump the heighest of my entire class and made it to the top 20 high jumpers of my middle school. I sat in my spagetti once ^^. And I can make a metafor of almost anything aswell as a poem short story or quote.

Rule 4 (or so) of Forum Etiquette.

If a thread has been dead for over a month then reviving it is an inadvisable course of action, create your own or reply to the sequel thread that Kastere made about a month ago.

Can I meet them? LOL!!!

Hentai?

LEGEND OF THE OVERFIEND.

I can siiiiiiiiiiing!
well sort of anyway.

Then we could use a person like you ('we' referring to a group of several people that are non-existant).

Talents? I won't go into too much detail, but it involves my mouth, flexibility, and my nether regions. :monster:

Alcar...

I don't think it is a talent, but I think it's a gift!

Right. Peter, you are so fucking banned.

Why, jealous?

ZOMGRONJEREMY!!!

As far as my research has been able to prove, his skills are in the flexibility-department, not the ronjeremy department. Though how a guy who does no perceptable exercise manages to be so yoga-masterish is beyond me.

It's hardly yoga-masterish. You should see the stunts my brother can pull - it's freakish how flexible and strong he is.

However, I do confess, my only exercise is obsessive walking.

Alcar...