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skillya_glowi 04-10-2007 08:06 PM

How does someone have a 'null' sexual orientation though? :fuzconf:

snuzi 04-10-2007 08:09 PM

Perhaps they don't like either gender?

skillya_glowi 04-10-2007 08:16 PM

Well, uh...I'm sorry to bring up the subject of castration...
(the thought did cross my mind, but...nevermind)

Daxter King 04-10-2007 08:21 PM

Age:14
Gender:Male
Orientation:Straight
Race:Cracker
Ethnicity:Mostly German, with some Scottish, Irish, and Italian thrown in.
Job:Dont have one.

Arxryl 04-10-2007 08:33 PM

^^^^^^^^

wow. it's me. ;)

Nate 04-10-2007 09:29 PM

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How does someone have a 'null' sexual orientation though? :fuzconf:

It's called 'asexual' and is more common than you'd think, especially in women. But many people put up a charade of heterosexuality to fit in with societal norms.

That said, the one guy I know who claimed to be asexual gave it up pretty quickly when he found a girl that was actually interested in him.

Bullet Magnet 04-11-2007 05:28 AM

Age: 18
Gender: male
Orientation: straight, apparently
Race: Pale
Ethnicity: British... so Anglo, Norman, Saxon, Viking and just about every other European ethnicity ever to come ashore wielding a sword.

Alcar 04-11-2007 08:52 AM

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Really, now?

Who was it that was expressing his undying love for Madonna last week? Which of the two of us has posted forums of himself wearing bright red leather pants and other equally fruity clothing? Who gets drunk at the drop of a hat and chats up transvestites?

May I suggest that people in glass houses not throw stones? ;)





I know this is harsh, but I really hate Cher.

Remind me to bring up the subject of Cher when I am down in Melbourne during July :p

And I did state that my sexual orientation does depend on the level of drunkenness I have attained at a particular moment. I have been known to get quite raunchy with females while intoxicated, something I come to regret when I wake up the next morning.

*cold shivers*

Alcar...

Zozo the Zrilufet 04-11-2007 09:22 AM

Age: 14
Gender: female
Sexual Orientation: Dunno
Race: human
Ethnicity: ...Uhh, Scottish and Irish
Job: None

Wil 04-11-2007 05:08 PM

Age: 19 (oooooooold)
Height: 6′ 1″
Gender: male
Sexual orientation: gay
Hair length at crown: 10″
Race: quarter mile
Ethnicity: I have no idea
Job: full‐time student of environmental science
Languages: English, learning Lojban
Instruments: trombone
Diet: vegan

used:) 04-11-2007 05:30 PM

Age: 16
Gender: Male
Sexual Orientation: Bi maybe.
Race: Capra sapiens
Ethnicity: European mix, Latin American (deep Italian descent)
Job: student, musician, due to be a bagger at Giant Eagle come summer. Great.
Languages: English, learning Spanish.
Intruments: Euphonium (proficient), piano (not proficient), voice (somewhat proficient). I hope to start out on either trumpet or saxophone.

Alf Shall Rise 04-11-2007 06:39 PM

Age: 12
Gender: Male
Orientation: Straight
Race: Caucasian
Ethnicity: Native American, Scottish, Russian, German, Italian, and French
Languages: English XD
Intruments: Drums
Job: To make sure all shall see the day when Alf rises to take over the world. And the top-notch sleeper.

skillya_glowi 04-11-2007 06:43 PM

Well I didn't hear of any Languages or Instruments sections. Now that I do though...

Languages: English (fluent), Russian (fluent), Spanish (somewhat fluent but rather limited), Dutch (not fluent) French (not fluent at all)
To get into this category I must know a language well enough to keep a very limited conversation (Hello, how are you, nice weather today, how is your family, oh, no, is your mother unwell, well, I gotta go, see you soon, goodbye)
And in about 10 years after plenty studying my goal is to be quinti-lingual. :D

Instfuments: Only vocal. I used to play piano when I was around 5, but it all...went away somehow. I can play one song :p

Arxryl 04-11-2007 08:00 PM

Hm, instruments and languages?


Languages: English with some accents thrown in and hoping to learn Spanish and some other languages...

Instruments: I can play the Saxophone... I really enjoy how the song "Grim Grinning Ghosts" sounds on it. :)

snuzi 04-11-2007 08:04 PM

Languages: Polish, English, and very little French.
Instruments: Guitar.

ziggy 04-11-2007 08:28 PM

ok then

languages: english, REALLY bad german (me in german class "uh...das is gut?")

instruments: gweetar, saxaphone, drums

E'l Scrabino 04-11-2007 08:56 PM

Age: 12

Gender: Male

Sexual Orientation: Straight

Race: White

Ethnicity: Australian, Scottish

Job: -

moxco 04-11-2007 09:25 PM

Yay, everyones using my idea! :)
Intrument: Piano
Languages: English & Japanese

Nemo 04-12-2007 12:36 AM

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Job: Student, conspiracy theorist
Instrument: Ocarina

Oh, you too?

Paramite of War 04-13-2007 04:40 PM

Well then...
Language: English, Simple Spanish
Instruments: Clarinet, Myself, also playing the piano is fun :)

Jordan 04-13-2007 04:42 PM

Ack. Don't mention languages. :D

Languages: English. (Der.),
Spanish. (Been studying for a year and a half, forgot how to say favourite food.),
German. (Been studying for half a year, can't stand the subject.)

Instruments: Saxophone, and slight Piano.

Rex Tirano 04-13-2007 04:52 PM

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plotting to ban Rexy permanently

You really know how to make a girl feel loved!

Languages: English [obv.], French, Japanese & Armenian. Oh and I can say 'I love you', 'Tiger' and something about farts in Dutch.
Instruments: The Flute [how hardcore].

- Rexy

Jordan 04-13-2007 04:53 PM

Rexy, you seem really, really familiar. What country to you live in?

Havoc 04-13-2007 04:56 PM

Your name wouldn't happen to be Matt... would it?

Havoc

Jordan 04-13-2007 04:56 PM

Who me? :lol: Look at the username.

used:) 04-13-2007 05:30 PM

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Hey, you stole my idea, Statikk. On lighter terms I wanted to put my biography in my profile, but I guess Peter limited it to 2000 letters or some
crap like that. So why not post where the whole world can see?!:p

Age: 13 (goin' 14 in July)
Ethicity: American
Race: Human
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Gender: Male
Job: Homeschooled student since half way through third grade, worker in a family owned kennel, (intending to become a professional hackjacker

Character Bio: Spirrow

"If there is anything Spirrow loves more than annoying people, well, he hasn't discovered it yet. And not just for the sake of trying, spamming up forums, annoying the hell out of Jordan and Glowi, plotting to ban Rexy permanently, and once successfully earning himself an unofficial and official warning, he's done 'em all.

Spirrow takes semi-occasional parttime pleasure in torturing and plotting against his least favorite members including Rexy and Used and intends a painful ending to them both.

When not entertaining the forum junkies with his saucy, spammy humor, Spirrow tends to kick back and dream about his temporary crush on a forum chick who he once imitated and annoyed to her own forum extermination."

Man.....I'm pretty violent and reckless to those I loathe.....so I had no problem expressing myself.

Spirrow poops in the shower.

Rex Tirano 04-13-2007 05:50 PM

I'm from England. :)

And Havoc, I'm totally going to have my boyfriend on a forum with someone who f*cks tigers, aren't I? :p

- Rexy

Havoc 04-13-2007 05:51 PM

Why not?

Havoc

Rex Tirano 04-13-2007 05:53 PM

You might rape him.

I dunno. You're abit weird like that.

- Rexy

Havoc 04-13-2007 05:55 PM

Hm... maybe we should stop spamming topics about tiger sex...

havoc

snuzi 04-13-2007 05:58 PM

Wow, how'd this go from a "Member Stats" thread to a discussion about tiger sex?

...then again, how'd we start talking about POW's aborted son in that other thread?

Weird.

Rex Tirano 04-13-2007 05:58 PM

Pfft. Spoilsport. [To Havoc because Snuzi got there first. :p]

Wouldn't it be spooky if me and Jordan knew each other but didn't know we were both internet geeks? XD

I want to take up the drums. Anybody who plays them? *To lazy to read back a page*

- Rexy

Jordan 04-13-2007 05:58 PM

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Spirrow poops in the shower.

:lol:

Rexy whereabouts in England? You seem to be getting more familiar every second.

Rex Tirano 04-13-2007 06:00 PM

North-East, by the coast.

- Rexy

Jordan 04-13-2007 06:01 PM

By any chance would you live in Mansfield?

snuzi 04-13-2007 06:04 PM

Tsk tsk, peoples. Off-topic messages directed towards single members should be handled in Private Messages ;).

/sarcasm

Rex Tirano 04-13-2007 06:07 PM

:P Shhh Snuzi or I shalt be forced to delete your post! ;)

*Warns self* Happy?

I live nowhere near Mansfield. That's around Nottingham right? I leave near York.

*Will stop spamming soon*

- Rexy

Jordan 04-13-2007 06:09 PM

Okay, I just wanted to know! :) Another thing that made me think you lived here is the 'With the drama geeks' bit in your location. At my school there are also drama geeks. :lol:

*Ends off-topicness*

snuzi 04-13-2007 06:13 PM

But drama geeks are a part of just about every school :p.

Jordan 04-13-2007 06:19 PM

Really? Wow, I never knew that! :lol: