Ouch. that's almost what I did.

I went to my grandma's house today, and helped load some songs to her mp3 player (got 21 bucks for it too!) and when I was leaving I forgot my jacket. Then about 2/3rd of the way home, I remembeered I had her cell-phone in my wallet. Thank goodness I didn't forget anything else.

The toboggan story reminded me of Suislide, a retardedly inflatable snowcoaster run at Uncle Tommys. My two brothers and I went down it, we all had the biggest ****ing black eyes of our lives after we hit that maple tree.

I just remember something. I was born -- that was possibly the stupidest thing ever.

Wow, that's not a pessimistic way of thinking at all.

Lol well I thought of something stupid I just did last night.

At 3 AM, I was going to bed and since part of my braces broke, it's been poking me. So I was trying to get it into a comfy position, when the rubber on the broken piece went soaring outta my mouth! Now, without that, the broken part will really hurt without the rubber, it' very pointy 0_o;;. So I looking all around meh blankets. I found nothing. So I threw all of the blankets onto the floor, and started looking all over the place. Nothing. So now I had a bunch of bunched of blankets on the floor, and it was now 3:15. I had no choice but to go to sleep.

But I've mistake though. It doesn't hurt me. :)

Lol, did you even pick your blankets?
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I broke my wrist. Running backwards.

I slipped on the ice in front of my house about five or six times today, and in front of quite a few people. I seriously should've shoveled that stuff instead of being so lazy :p.

Ok, I have to get a bunch of this off my chest

I'm embarrassed that I think of looking up porn almost everyday
I'm embarrassed that I've broken too many promises to count
I'm embarrassed that I purposely put off doing important things, like reports or writing OWF
I'm embarrassed that every time I see a hot girl, I undress her with my mind at least once
I'm embarrassed that whenever a hot girl is wearing a visible thong, I can't help but look at it more than once


Gah...the embarrassments of a 14-year old....

Hmmm... all this seems natural. You say you're 14? That means you're going through something that I don't like to mention - *takes a deep breath* - *cringes as he says it* - puberty . I don't know why I find it so hard to say that.
You're experiencing puberty, a chemical known as a 'hormone' is being produced in your body, a sudden spurt of hormones can cause 'impure' thinking.

Aside from that, there's a bit of curiosity involved. When I was your age, I prevented myself from doing things like what you do - whenever impure thoughts drifted into my head, I'd always think of something different (mostly TV shows).

And also, if it makes you feel any better, I've broken a number of promises too.

Who doesn't?

Somebody with their minds on other things. And somebody who has a girlfriend/wife, and sees it as immoral to do that. Even though it's just imaginary. I see it as immoral to do that, but each to their own. Even people without girlfriends or wives could see it as immoral to do that.

I did not think of the whole girlfreind/wife thing, good point. :p

Thank you for posting this. At least somebody out there feels that people who have a significant other, as well as people who don't, would find such thoughts immoral. I myself feel that in some way, it is like cheating, since you are imagining being with someone other than the person you're currently with.

I don't really think it's cheating. But I wouldn't do that sort of thing anyway...

Ack, don't mention that word Oddjob! :p It burns!!!

1500th Post! ^.^ I'm an Outlaw Sniper! :D

What, 'immoral'?
I tell you what's immoral - robbing from a guy in a wheelchair.

No, I'm messing. I know what you mean, Jordan. Also, congratulations! You can enjoy sniping people now, instead of cutting them, like you did yesterday. The Outlaw cutter is dead now.

No, that's what I call 'easy' unless you're going downhill to make your escape.

Ah, but what if the guy in the wheelchair has a gun?

Actually, I used to shoot people. Now I snipe them. XD

Well, that's just the way I view it. See, from my point of view, when you're with someone, and you care about that person very much, thinking about another person of the opposite sex, and undressing them in your mind is cheating in a way. It expresses a desire to be with someone other than the person you're already with. It also would make remaining faithful to the person you're currently with, increasingly more dificult, as the more you undress said person, the less likely you may be to restrain yourself from doing so in real life.

The way I see it is, if you're dating someone or if you're married to someone, that should be the only person you think about in that way. Perhaps it's an unrealistic view for some people, but that's the way I see it. I would never think of another woman in that way, because I love my girlfriend very much, and I know that she's the one I'm going to spend the rest of my life with.

Well, i was caually playing a game of cards (21), and i was a newbie to it, so i wasn't so sure i should play it but i did anyway. Well it came to end of the game and everyone shew there cards, i had two jokers....well i just got completly ripped after that, and still to this day it is metioned, but i allways say that i didn't know how to play it exactly. But it doesn't seem to sink in.

You're not alone..............damn you Mitsur, now I'm thinking of looking porn up.....

Dude, that's not that bad. I have a friend who used to be the perviest little kid. He would look up porn on MY computer when I was in the bathroom. That's just not right. And another time he was staring at some chicks while walking and actually hit a pole. real funny. Oh, and I remember an embarrassing puberty moment when my voice cracked reeeally bad at roll call during class. "HeeEEEEEre" My voice still cracks occasionally at random times. Rarely, but I thought I already got over that...

Ha ha... :lol: I get that so many times... XD And people keep saying I've got some hair on my upper lip, saying: "You've got a mustache." "You need to shave." How the hell can a 13 year old shave, it just aint right.

See, I thought that when I was 13 and got lots of crap for my bumfluff - I was petrified to begin shaving. But with hindsight, I was going to have to shave one day anyway so I may as well have started early and taken away their reason for teasing me.

I don't care what people say, I aint shaving yet. Knowing me, I'll end up cutting my whole face off if I tried. Yum... Shaving Cream! XD :fuzgrin:

Not to bust your stones oddjob, but I get on the computer to not learn.....

Definetly true.

Congrats!! And also, sorry but I can't resist....PUBERTY PUBERTY PUBERTY!!! BWAHAHAHA

You don't have any access to an electric shaver?

I resent the thought of ever shaving. I mean, I do have a little hair just above my upper lip, but not much. The only reason I haven't shaved it off it because my mother tells me constantly that if I do, then it will continue growing after that like an obnoxious weed. So, I've decided to wait until it really starts growing to shave it, instead of having that whole scenario occur :p.

You're serious?

No, that isn't "definitelytrue". I'm certainly not one of those people, nor have I ever been. Don't make such ignorant assumptions.

I probably do, but I don't wanna use it. :fuzgrin: And besides, I like my hair as it is. I'll wait till when it gets really bad.

I was only trying to help. Anyway, you should try to learn on the computer, it could improve your education, and your exam results if you learn about the right things. To avoid any responses about it being easy for me to say because I'm 36, I was once your age too, and I wish that I'd have used technology more sensibley back when I was a kid so that I could be just that little more intelligent.

I agree with Snuzi - what MoxCo said isn't definately true. I'm no pervert. And for now, I'll play Snuzi's role: sorry about this, Snuzi - CAPITAL LETTER FOR ODDJOB!

Also, Snuzi, I was in a hurry when I wrote this, so I'm sorry for any grammatical errors. I love grammar just as much as you do. I think.

Oddjob's right, you really should take advantage of technology's educational value. It'll only help you in the future.

And dude, I don't check every post for grammatical correct-ness, just so ya know. I only do it every so often, whenever an error really sticks out and irritates me :p.

I'm that way with RTS games. Every time I have to make soldiers I ALWAYS make an even amount. It really irritates me that I do it too. Also in response to Jordan Boi you can always use hair removal cream.
Also because of numerous remarks about my grammer I now check every sentence I post.

Are you kidding!? :lol:

Well if you are worried about shaving just stick some on and there goes you problem, lol.

Or you could wax it, but that's incredibly painful and kinda...feminine :p.

That's a myth. If you shaved today, you would find that in a few months your facial hair will start growing faster and thicker but I can guarantee that there is no causal connection between those two events.

That said, I can understand the desire to not shave. It's one of the most inconvenient tasks a person has to perform (well... dealing with menstruation is probably worse) and I have to wake up ten minutes earlier in the morning if I have to do it. I look forward to the day when I can afford laser hair removal and banish my beard for good.

Damn it. Well, hopefully I won't get too much facial hair. My girlfriend constantly tells me that I will not be very hairy in general as I age (and when it comes to these sorts of things, she's usually right), so at least I still have some hope to cling to :p.

Jeez, I see so many people supressing their sexual feelings. Honestly, it's your sexuality, don't fight it, invite it. If you draw out having sex with a hot girl you see you're not going to become some horndog.