I'd kill my mum. Then I'd get some money. Kill the best friend you get zip. A simple matter of economics.
Okay, dancing bears OR dancing toddlers - wearing leotards, lipstick, high-heels and singing Celine Dion songs? That brings back memories. |
My last name ain't Ramsey so I'll have to go with the dancing bears.
Movies Alien or Predator? The Godfather or Goodfellas? The Sting or The Hustler? E.T. or Gremlins? For the record I'm Predator, Goodfellas, The Sting, Gremlins. |
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Pocky or Ramen? I hate this thread. |
Neither. I like oatmeal better. I can't pass judgment on Pockey but Ramen tastes terrible.
Edit: Right Guard or Degree? Shampoo and conditioner mix or shampoo and conditioner seperate? Electric or manual toothbrushes? |
~I only use the girly deodorants. So let's pretend Dove is a choice.
~Shampoo and conditioner separate. Jeez, how lazy can people be... ~Electric. Came in handy for braces. Plus, the vibratey sound is fun to weird out friends on the phone. (And how have you not tasted the glory of pocky?) Um, popsicles or icecream? |
Icecream!
Black or White? |
White, cause I'm white.
Godzilla or King Kong? |
You goddamn racist. :p
Godzilla. Fire or water? |
Water.
Cat or Dog? (I just had to say that) |
Cat! Kitties are far superior to dogs.
So here's the ultimate question: pirates or ninjas? Choose carefully. |
Pirates. Ninja fanboys ruin everything.
Pizza or the burger? Now thats a question! |
Burger.
Now here's a question. Male or female? Either way, you're automatically sexist. :p |
Hmm, I will consult the mighty, might percentile die.
Unders females, overs males. 11. Female it is. Life or Monopoly? Ants in your Pants or Hungry Hungry Hippos? Twister or Slip 'N Slide? G.I. Joe or little green army men? Creepy Crawlers or E.Z. Bake Oven? |
Monopoly
Hungry Hungry Hippoes Slip 'N Slide Little Green Army Men EZ Bake oven Now for the ultimate question. Cake or Pie? |
Ah! Um.. er...
*whinge* |
E.Z. Bake oven? Bullcrap.
Pie. MTV or VH1? Mooning or pantsing? Waffles OR French Toast OR pancakes? |
MTV
Mooning Waffles :D. Photoshop or Imageready? Blue or Red? Which tongue-twister is better? Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers. How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? |
Photoshop
Blue Woodchuck Worse thing to see: Panhandling or dead fish in the fish tank at the pet store? Best Hamburger Helper Flavor: Beef Stoganoff or Zesty Italian? Most unintentionally humorous thing: Whiggers or old people bitching about "kids these days"? Syphillus or uncurable clap? Styx or REO Speedwagon? John Candy or Chris Farley? Gallagher or Gallagher II? |
Who would win in the fantasy parasite war?
Headcrabs and zombies or Flood spores and combat forms? |
You...! Cannot kill!
What doesn't die! Live up to my pro-mise My full potential re-al-ized! Headcrabs and Zombies. Tastes Great or Less Filling? He-Man or Skeletor? Mario or Sonic? Bass solo or drum solo? |
Erm... Yeah! Wait... er...
You, um... Yeah. Okay. Blu-ray or HD-DVD? |
Bass solos! Not enough of them.
Yin or Yang? |
Yang. Muahahaha!
Vykkers or Glukkons? |
Glukkons.
Better conspiracy story, moon landing was faked or JFK was killed by the mob? |
Better as in, most unlikely? Moon landing, by far.
(On a side note, there's a lot of evidence pointing to the mob, but just as much to the FBI and the CIA. According to some assasin who is now in jail and was interviewed by a dutch crime reporter, he made the kill for the mob AND the CIA/FBI.) Marine's or Navy? |
Navy.
Funnier sounding food, rump roast or beef stroganoff? |
Beef stroganoff.
Fire or slightly different fire? Either way your still awesome for picking fire. |
St. Elmo's Fire. Schwing!
Jay or Silent Bob? Metallica or Megadeth? Tekken or Soul Blade/Calibur? |
Tekken. Because I always lose at Soul Calibur.
I have no idea about the others (come on, I know two are bands.) More alarming name for a food: Toad-in-the-hole, or spotted dick? (nice little insight into British culture there) |
Spotted Dick.
Newsradio or Kids in the Hall? A little question for the Dave Foley fans out there. |