You thought there were no more chapters but guess what there's a chapter! (Stolen from strong bad).

ch.19: OH GOD HE HAS A MACHI-*dies*

"Okay dude now that you're acting confident and stuff I guess I should tell you the date when this is all gonna happen. Well you see here." The chief pulled out a scroll with badly drawn wolvarks and other industrial things on it. "Okay well today is Friday. So it's marshmellow night for the Wolvarks. We would have the element of surprise on them, but Wolvarks just seem stronger with marshmellows. Don't ask me why okay dude?"

The chief then pointed to some kind of betting table. "Okay and tommorow is betting day. This is where the wolvarks bet all their savings and stuff to become most popular, and all the jazz ya know what i'm saying dude?" Jobe nodded his head calmly.
"Okay okay dude that's good ya know good ya know.

Anyway We still can't attack them that night since security is hellishly tight yo. There are some wolvarks...No many wolvarks that will give up their life to gaurd the place. So we'll cross out Saturday and Sunday since those two days are both the same acivities there." The chief then suddenly gave a relieved smile to his face.

"Anyway it doesen't matter cause the wolvarks diden't plan to attack us on any of those days! So Monday which is the day they will attack us is the best bet. The wolvarks will be like tired and stuff from partying all night dude. Just like a monday in school during the morning ya know?" Jobe then suddenly thought of something that made him confused.

"Wait how do you know all of this?" Jobe asked quizzically. The grub answered in an annoyed voice. "Oh ya know we have spies and stuff to take hostages and steal stuff and that king stuff." Jobe was really annoyed now. "So you're telling me that instead of activating a boiler in that factory using your spies, you just used them to grab all kinds of information that can be near useless?"

The chief was looking at Jobe. Jobe looked at the chief. Eye to eye it seems like a staring contest and Jobe was winning. "Oh my Odd. I am so stupid man! Stupid stupid stupid!" "That you are." Said Jobe in his thoughts in fear if the gaurds get aggrivated again.

The chief stopped and said. "Okay whatever man! Just....Just get ready for Monday okay!? I gotta go get some paramite plushies to make me feel better..." and with that the chief went into his private room, and Roit and Jobe left the tent.

End of chapter

Ow....My fingers hurt for some reason...

Nice chapter, metroixer. It reminded me of something I've seen in Ratchet and Clank before (with the badly-drawn plans, mainly) ;) Keep it up-this is getting very interesting and funny! :lol:

Oh yes I have something in mind right now that could work quite nicely :D! You know whn this story first started it was all serious and stuff but now....Let's just say it seems like the genre of the story changed! For the best it seems!

ch:20 Omg it is teh twentieth chaptah!

As Jobe walked torward Roit's shack Roit started appoligizing. "Jobe i'm sorry about this. I never knew the chief would become this short tempered! I-I mean..." Yet as Roit kept talking Jobe had something else in mind. If he were to destroy this wolvark base he would have to know how the wolvark's are, what their IQ is(!), and how cleverly they would defend themselves using team formations.

Jobe then interrupted Roit. "Roit you can stop now. don't worry I can handle this, but you have to show me something first." Roit looked at Jobe quizzically. "Well there Jobe what's that?" "I'm gonna have to see videos on these wolvarks so we can see what they can do." 'But we only have videos of Wolvarks celebrating a marshmellow night that was taken two weeks ago!" "Good enough."

(NOTE: This should give you a good hint of what's to come.)

When Roit and Jobe got to the steef's shack Roit went to a kitchen. After a while Roit came back with a dusty looking tape. "You guys use tapes?" Asked Jobe with a strange tone. "Yea we think it's a lot easier...No offense to you slig guys of course." "Bah it's okay. Lets see that tape."

Roit went into a room with a tv in it.(Surprised there's a tv in a steef's home?) He popped it in and both him and Jobe sat down. Roit turned the tv on and waited for the vcr(:p) to load. It started, and the first thing Jobe and Roit saw was a grub wearing a ninja like mask.

"Okay dudes so like...This is grub spying wolvark LIVE ya know what i'm saying?" Said the grub in the video. "I have picked one of the most like dangerous nights to invade their base ya know? Marshmellow night that is. With that we move on to see what the wolvarks do here! Come on man!"

The screen was getting very blurry, but it soon stopped. What Jobe saw now were a group of wolvarks sitting around a campfire doing (You guessed it) marshmellow roasting. As they were sitting around they were singing a crude song. "25 alive grubbs on the wall! 25 alive grubbs! You shoot one down, kick it around, 24 alive grubs on the wall!"

Jobe saw the grubb who was hosting the video getting uneasy. So with that he(The grubb) said. "Okay dudes um....Let's go see what the gaurds do!" The screen got blurry again. It yet again stopped. What Jobe saw were two wolvarks wearing gas masks. He thought THESE wolvarks would be a lot smarter, but he was mistaken.

As the camera was focusing on those two wolvarks they were complaining about something rather silly. "Dammit give me back my blisterz booty card! It's a collectible!" The wolvark on the left yelled out. The one on the right snickered and said. "HA! I told you we did an *ahem* "secret" trade while you were asleep! two jo' mommas and looten duke for that blisterz booty er THIS blisterz booty card!"

"I don't even remember doing that trade!" The one on the left whined. "Well that's because you were asleep." Said the right one cleverly. The other wolvark looked at the one that just tricked him. With that he shot him in the head "The left wolvark shot". He then walked away with some cards grumbling "My blisterz booty....The bastard.."

"Well okay dudes that's all for now! Join us next month to learn more about wolvarks!" The grubb yelled out. With that a green THE END screen came out. Now if Jobe had a mouth and looked at him...You would have seen his mouth wide open right now. Roit diden;t need a mouth to tell what Jobe was thinking right now though. The silence is all the answer.

End of Chapter

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:lol: Nice work, metroixer. I got a few chuckles out of that chapter. :D The only thing I can tell you is to watch the spelling because I caught a few spelling errors, but they weren't that bad. ;) Keep it up!

Yesh a new chapter!

ch.21: Surprise? You shoulden't have!

"That is it!?" Yelled Jobe furiosly at the screen. "That is the intelligence these so called dangerous villains have!? Why a fleech is smarter than that!" Roit looked at Jobe nervously and said. "Now Jobe calm down. Remember this is only there break night. They are a lot ahem.....Attentive during actualt work hours."

"Well at least I know how smart these guys are. Wait are marshmellows like wolvarks favorite food?" "I heard it is ya." "Well that gives me a clever idea." Said Jobe while rubbing his hands together. While Jobe and Roit were waiting for monday they stocked up on supplies, and practiced. Jobe learned how to get live ammo and use it. He also got some stamina, and health upgrades (:P). Everyone was fully stocked. Then the day came....

Jobe woke up at 5:00 in the morning to get ready and check his equipment twice. Roit was already outside with some grubs wearing makeup on them waiting for the rest of the grubs to arrive. When Roit saw Jobe he ran to him and said.

"Morning Jobe are ya ready?" Whispered Roit in front of Jobe. "Yea i'm fine and ready." "Why do you have a full backpack on you?" "Well...." Jobe leaned against Roit's ear and whispered something to him. When Jobe was done Roit smiled.

"Haha that's a great idea there Jobe! The wolvarks won't know what hit em!" "I know Roit I know." Said Jobe happily. "Well you best be on your way Jobe. The wolvark factory ain't far from here. Just leave from the other side of the village, turn right at the first cave you see to your left, and then once you can't go any farther because of a river keep heading left. You'll see it."

"Well thanks Roit and good luck to ya! Just one question. Will the wolvarks be taking the same way?" "No Jobe the grub chief told me they would be taking a different and longer route." "K then Roit. Survive for me k?" "Don't go dying on me either buddy."

With that Jobe went off to the route to the factory. While Roit and grubbs wait for the huge war that awaits them.

End Of chapter

Not the best quality but I put in a cliffhanger. What IS Jobe's plan to help get rid of the wolvarks?

Most people don't like cliffies, but I don't mind 'em. ;) This honestly felt like one of your weaker chapters, though. Were you rushed when you wrote this, or something? Because it certainly seems like you were for some reason. Oh well. Keep going at it. ;)

Yea I was kinda rushed. Sorry about that. Also sorry about not updating in a while. Ah the hell with it let's see what'll happen to Jobe. :D OH and Happy Crhistmas, Merry New Year!

ch.22: Chapter titles are for the weak....

As Jobe left the village he kept his eyes open. His nerves were at a high peak, and he was ready for anything. Of course he was kind of distatracted by the noisy bugs surrounding him. "Uh get away from me." Said Jobe annoyingly as he was swatting them away with his hands.

"Okay Roit said I should watch out for....A cave to my left...Man but all I see to my left for now are some weeds, and it's not ending as I look farther." Jobe sighed in annoyance. He never liked long trips that involved his legs. This was also the first time he was in a prairie like wildlife alone.

"Wait just a tic." Jobe thought to himself suddenly. "When was the last time I oiled my pants?" At that same time (well waddya know?) his pants started making strange sounds and such. "Uh!" Jobe grunted as he started hearing the annoying shrieks of dry metal. "This is definatly gonna blow my cover away....Hmm well the river I should see after turning right will do fine I guess."

Jobe started to feel nervous. "If I ever turn right. This weed patch seems to go on forever." Jobe heard some rustling and suddenly pulled out a crossbow made just for him. "Who's there? I have fuzzles and I ain't afraid to use em."

"Hehehe we got a new ugly face around here boys." Said a voice within the weed. Jobe saw a figure rise out of the plants, and saw something hideous. It was very very fat, it's lower jaw was way bigger than it's upper, and he sure ain't no wolavrk.

"What in the world are you? Some kind of fat wolvark but a lower class?" Said Jobe as he was staring at the...thing. "Well I should be asking the same question to you too boy!" Said the thing as a response. "We never had any slurg, fleech whatever your upper body is in messed up mechanical pants before!"

Jobe replied comediacly. "I'm a slig buddy." "A slig!? Hahahaha! Woo baby what a name! Oh man what the hells a slig!?" Jobe raised his crossbow in front of the creature. "Your worst nightmare."

Jobe fired 10 fuzzles at the outlaw and watched in joy as he squirmed. 5 minutes later the creature stood up, and was PISSED. "Listen here buddy! I am the most awesome outlaw there is in western mudos for a while now! And I am not getting beat up, by a green piece of cra[ in panties!" "Will people stop saying that about my pants already?..." Jobe thought to himself.

The thing (Do you want me to just call him an outlaw?) whistled at a high tone. Out of the weeds came other creatures just like him (Except less ugly). Some had dart guns, other had maces for hands, and others were snipers. "Okay boys! This thing pissed of Murkey majigal! Now it's time to have him pay the price!"

END OF CHAPTER MADE ON CHRISTMAS

No comment here.

:lol: Nice-I loved the little insults that Jobe and.......whatever the heck that thing was threw at each other. I suppose you could just call him an outlaw, but did you ever think of a name for his species? Oh well, it really doesn't matter, I suppose. :p I'll be waiting for the next part.

Edit: And Happy Christmas.......late.......and Merry New Year to you, too! :p

nice work... my dude..... that wasn't like me

I'm not dead yet. I ain't dead yet oh no!

ch.23: Oookay.....

As Jobe saw the outlaws around him he git kinda annoyed. He withdrew his crossbow and said. "Look I don't have time for this. I only shot you because you seem to be with the wolvarks." The outlaw had a surprised expression on him. "The wolvarks? Does clean priviledged nice smelling bastards!?"

The outlaw laid his gun down. "We outlaws hate those guys! Why one day I met into one and-" A minion stopped him. "Okay Murkey not THAT story again!" "Oh yea...Hehe I almost went off rambling there again. Would have taken me forever to stop." Jobe rolled his eyes and mumbled annoyedly. "Well thats a relief..."

Murkey(I'll be naming the head outlaw that now.) suddenly had a confused look on his face. "Now why would you be attacking a wolvark anyway? Doesen't seem like they did anything to you." "Well actually they diden't. I'm just forced to so I can save my race.."

"Oh I see now. That grub chief forced ya to go after the wolvarks because they were attacking his land?" "Oh yea how did you know?" 'OH he always does that! Like one time-" A minion shouted again. "NOOOO! Stop!" "Oh yea hehe stupid me."

Murkey looked at Jobe then said. "Well if you are gonna go after those wolvarks thats fine with me. Oh and one more thing." Murkey took something out of his pocket and crushed it. All of a sudden the weeds and tall grass was gone and the cave Jobe had to reach was not to far.

"Yea we were using holograms to sneak up against traveling salesman and stuff. Ah outlaws gotta eat. Cause if they don't it's a bad thing. Like one time I-" Jobe suddenly rushed ahead. "Yea okay thanks bye!" "Oh! And just to let you know! Anyone who tried to destroy the wolvarks failed! Like one time-"

Jobe got out of Murkey's voice reach. For his sanities sake. He got to the cave and went to the right path he saw. He walked, and walked, and came into a river. He stopped there and cleansed his pants. He felt satisfied that they were working well again.

"Well that takes car of that little problem." As Job looked to his left he saw the wolvark factory. There were cranes working to make the factory more powerful. Gaurds from many directions slacking off or being alert. To Jobe's left he saw a big group of wolvarks leave the factory. Supposedly the army that is going to attack the grub village.

"Whoah that beach looks familiar." Jobe said as he looked at the wolvark docks. "It's giving me a strange D-day vibe. Eh its nothing I guess..." As Jobe walked torward the factory he thought. "I sure hope Roit and the grubs will do fine.....Besides that chief. He can die for all I care..."

END OF CHAPTER MADE BY GUY WHO HAS A BANNER NOW.

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