Doug was walking to the bathroom when he saw a gabbit and said, 'freeze!" Doug said. he called someone on his Walkie talkie, Shhh,''Zizzy and murky , you better get down here and take this little gabbit off to where it's supposed to be, in prison!" Doug commanded.

"what a gabbit im on my way"

*Murkly runs behind zizzy*
Murkly:"man...whats a gabbit doing in the sewer level of the cafateria?"
Murkly:"not importend.Well first let him clean the water strorage tanks and repair holes in our sewer network and then *dramatic sound* well make GABBI CORN OUTA HIM "both laugh"
(and lets say the gabbit doug saw was Joey)

*laughs*"im hungry 4 sum gabiar but gabbit corn will make sum moolah"

"ack! Get away from me!" Joey yelled. He tried to get away but they were closing in on him. "Um, or I'll make slig slurpies out of you! uh oh, I'll give you a tranin ticket?" Joey said but it was no use.

mojo:yummmmmmmm gabair corn tastes very good.
slig 59: I wish his head would pop
mojo:I heared that in the grinder with you, get em wrex
wrex:yes sir, now come with me
slig 59:get off me now you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wrex:all gone sir
mojo: perfect, hey murkley come over here and taste this
murkey:wow this is great,we should sell this.

*inside the mudokon villidge the native muds. are gathering spooche*
*once they got enoth spooch they went to a ressurection totum and brought Joey back to life*
Joey:"what happent?"
Mudokon 1:"you got killed in Blackwater INC.The most horrible and evil
brewery/meat plant in oddworld.....well....untill now then"
Mudokon 2:"you must save the scrubs in blackwater and with there help(and possible other people who will join soon)destroy the facility"
Mudokon 3:"yeah,see this moon?thats your foot.You were destend to help this villidge"
Joey:"no it isnt!ITS A CARDBOARD MOON WITH A BADLY DRAWN FOOT ON IT!"
Mudokons 1,2 and 3:"Darn he didnt fall for it"
Mudokon 2:"Look:just go to blackwater,save the scrubs,destroy the facility and stuff oke?"
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*Back inside blackwater*
Murkly:"Hey wait!!Why did we kill him for that example box of gabbi corn while we could of captured him,used him to clean and repair our sewers and water storage tanks and THEN killed em for gabbi corn?

mojo:haaaaaaaa peace at last
murkley:lookks like the natives are planing something
mojo:oh man
slig 40:boss we have heared the natives talking on oiur satalite radio they are going to invade us
mojo: no they are not
slig 40:whatever you say boss
alarm:intruders intruders
mojo:man all turets.

Murkly:"im starting to hate this."
Wrex:"no prob. murkly.I have a secrit plan"
Murkly:"oke then.tell me"
Wrex shouts through microfhone:RELEASE PLAN F!!!!!!!!!!
Murkly:"what dous plan F stand for?"
Wrex:"FUZZLE!!!!!!!"
*about 30 fuzzles are released and start helping the mudokons(hey they aint stupid)*
Murkly:"...............im realy pissed at you Wrex!!!!I THOUGHT I SAID BEFORE:NO FUZZLES!!!!I WANTED YOU TO THROW THEM IN THE GREAT SAWBONE AND YOU PULL THIS!!!!I NOW KNOW WHY YOUR CALLED WREX.YOU ALWAYS WRECK EVERYTHING!!!!
*with the help of Joey and the fuzzles the guard outside are starting to lose*
Joey:good job.Now lets go inside
Mudokon 4:"no sorry we cant.We are seposse to stay here in a useless way and wait for you to come back"
Joey:"why?"
Mudokon 4:becouse thats how this game works.Were seposse to wait here so you can go into a dangerous mission and eventualy find friends to help you take down Blackwater INC.
Mudokon shaman:"ohh and uhh i almost forgott.There could be spooch locks in Blackwater.You must save schrubs and fuzzles for good Quarma.You get spooch from good quarma and harvesting spooch.You will also need the good Quarma for reasons unknown......."
Joey:".................why the hell am i helping you people"

"wait wat did that slig call me""hey i want sum gabbit corn"

OOC: umm, did you just kill my character and turn him into gabbit corn?

(lol i dunno sounded like it )

(OOC:Well 1 moment(more like 1 post)Joey was running with murkly and zizzy behind him.And the next post by stingbee both murkly,zizzy and also Mojo are eating gabbi corn in the exxecutive office so i gues he got killed.But i dont like to keep people killed for a long time.Thats why i placed in the death-o-matic with the industrials and the ressi totum in the mud villidge)

ooc:oey can come back there at the totem.
mojo:plan s
*500 slogs are realesed from the cage and after 15 minutes they are still coming outa that cage and the muds are killed and mojo steels some moolah*
mukley:where you been bro
mojo:um well I have been to the loo.
murkley:you missed the killing
mojo:oh nevermind lets get some gabiar corn
joey after he is resurected to his friends:we need something else to get through to blackwater inc.

Shaman:"The only way to destroy Blackwater INC is to infiltrate and destroy it from the inside.You can go inside either through the main gate wich is heavenly guarded,using the magog train(you cant just go in,youll have to defeat of afoid the guards and high-jack it)or through the sewer"
(OOC:and uhh as for us industrials:we cant emediantly send huge armys after singel RPGers before we KNOW there inside.Its not like the industrials know this conversation is being held or something so try to keep it alittle more real like:charakter is seen by security camera and stuff like that)
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Wrex:DO I HAVE TA?
Murkly:"yess!!!you have to!!"!
*Wrex throws the remaining fuzzles in the great bone saw*
*Wrex sniffs and whimpers*
Murkly:"its beter this way".
Wrex:"*sniff*well....i gues your right...what did you make from those Fuzzles anyway?"
Murkly:"Well these sloggie treats"
*wrex takes a sloggie treat and eats it*
Wrex:"HHHHHMMMMMMM tasty"
Murkly:"uhhh wrex.....thats slog food.....*sigh*nevermind"

"hmmm i wonder wehere that mudokon village is hmmmmmmm"(my guy is to stupid 2 find it tho)

Murkly:"lets go to the slog pen to see if the scrubs there are actualy picking up there sloggie poop"
Wrex:"yeah*laughs*like we have anything beter to do"
*Murkly and wrex arrive in the slog pen and see that nearly all the scrubs are gone*
Wrex:".......where the hell are all the scrubs"
Murkly:"they must of ran away when Mojo told them to attack the mudokons outside"
Wrex:"i thought scrubs could only get away through buird portals"
Murkly:"what gave you an idea like that?its not like they dont have an own will"
*murkly walks to the closest microphone*
Murkly:"attention,would 50% of all the scrubs please go to the slog pen to work here.Let the vykkers pick the scrubs to go to the pen since the interns and sligs think math is a peace of meat"
Wrex:"50%?why so menny for a little slog pen?"
Murkly:"the slog poop is pilling-up.If we dont clean it up now its ganna be a mountain of crap"

"why r so many scrubs missing ""were are murkley and mojo maybe they kno" confused as he walks out of his office to look for murkley and mojo wen a slig ran up to him"General zizzy were missing a whole bunch of scrubs"the slig sayed"ive noticed'general zizzy said raising 1 eyes

OOC| Sligco, stop posting one-liners immediatly

ooc: ok wats so bad about 1 liners

OOC| It makes the RPG bad, has no content, is undetailed, and shows plain lazyness. re'read the rules please
Link:
http://www.oddworldforums.net/showthread.php?t=11928

ooc: ok ill post more

Murkly:"Allright you useluss slurks!"*murkly yells to the mudokons
while a large amount of scrubs walk from the barracks to the slog pen*
Wrex:Yeah you idiots or no food for the next few days,ohh look over there.it the general"
*Wrex salutes*
Murkly:"ohh hi Zizzy.Do you have an idea how there can be so menny scrubs missing?"
Wrex:"told ya we should of put tracking devices on them"

"no i dont i thought u knew"general zizzy sayed confused well maybe that abe guy came through and set them free hmmmm set up extra security so no 1 gets in unauterized and no i escapes eccept us we escape from this place hehe welll also put chant sepressers every were 4 camras and put zapper thingys so no muds attack us and no abe guy if hes hear can go anywere""o hey sodier indead we should have or at least not send them 2 war whith out supervisor"trys 2 salute back to wrex but fall over

(ooc; o ya genral zizzy has 1 red eye a 1 blue eye)

Murkly:L...l..leave?But me and Mojo have put all our time and moolah in this place.We cant leave it....Well....maybe we can but its to much work to build a new factory.I want full alurt and i WANT IT NOW!!!
TELL THE SLIGS TO GET OUT OF THE BARRACKS AND GUARD EVERY 3 CENTIMETERS OF THIS PLACE.
Wrex:ill go get the fuzzle's
Murkly:if you get the fuzzle's....no if you MENTION the fuzzle's im throwing you in the great bonesaw.

"ok "gos to a security phone thing "send the sligs to guard every 3 centimeters of BlackWater INC."zizzy comanded"yes sir"the slig sayed and turns around and turns on a mircophone"ALL SLIGS IN SLIG BARRACKS START DEFENDING EVER 3 CENTIMETERS OF BLACK WATER INC"the slig sayed into the micro phone then sligs started running out of the slig barracks"ok there all done"zizzy sayed smiling

*murkly pulls a face like a slog*
Murkly:"......Wrex would you be so kind to slap your hand in my face of irritation?"
Wrex:"sure boss"
*slaps him in the face*
Murkly:"thank you"
Murkly:*sigh*....zizzy...when i said every 3 centimeters it was a FIGURE OF SPEECH"

"a figuuure of speeech ""hmmmmmm o thats wat u meant ok"zizzy sayed then he looks outside "wow looks crowded out there well at least were well defewnded"zizzy sayed walking back to the security phone"hey also can i have some scrab cakes and maybe some parimite pies"zizzy sayed"im security not some food service but i guess ill send a slig over too bring it to u"the slig said

*wrex walks to the security fhone*
Wrex:"while your at it,could you guys get me a box of sloggie treats?
This box is almost empty"
*while he eats the few remaining sloggie treats*
Murkly:*sigh*"again with the sloggie treats*
*he looks out of the window and looks at the sligs literally securing every 3 centimeters of blackwater INC*
Murkly:"how am i seposse to get back to the executive office if i cant even walk normally with all these sligs"
"i cant even remember we had so menny sligs"
*murkly jumps out of the window and starts head hopping the sligs,jumping from slig head to slig head to get to the window of the executive offices*
Murkly:"you coming?Mojo's probebly there"

"some more sligs came and got a job ""hmmm we need 2 find the village of those savages before they destroy black water inc hmmmm we all need extra security were mojo we need some flying sligs 2 go scout for the vilage of the savages"zizzy sayed looking around for no aparent reason

*Murkly gets an E-mail on his PC*
Murkly:"whats this?......WHAT!!!THE WALL'S OF THE WILDLIFE PEN'S ARE BROKEN?OUR SLIGS AND INTERN'S ARE BEING ATTACKT BY SCRAB'S/PARAMITE'S/FUZZLE'S AND ETC.?"
*runs to a security phone*
Murkly:"what the hell is going on out there!!!!!!"
Slig107:"well...the walls of the wildlife pen's are busted.
Murkly:"i know that but why hasnt the slig engeneer fixed it yet?!"
Slig107:"a vykker named wrex threw him into the great bonesaw"
*an ackward silence for a few seconds*
Murkly:"wwwwwwwwwwrex!?!?!?!?!"
Wrex:"uhhmm...well...i had a good reason.He made fun of my shirt..."
(OOC:where's stingbee,abe16,general dripik and That jerk?They havnt posted for a long time)

"WHAT THE SLIGS ARE BEING BEING ATTACKED!!!"zizzy screamed and hopped 2 a security phone"i need more sligs sent hear emediatly "he ordered and went 2 see the scrabs para mites and other creatures(ooc I dunno i was wonderin that 2)(ooc: o im gunna make a new character
Name: spike
Species: mudokon(even tho i dont like muds)
Age: 16
Gender: male
Carrys: a gun
Appearance: has silver armor all over body
Info:is a mudokon in the industrial army

OOC:sory folks i was away for a short time.(not like anyone actualy cares)
*The sligs are attacking the scarbs,paramites and other critters but without alot of succses*
Murkly:"well this is bad.
*he walks to the security fhone thats connected with the elite area of the slig barracks*
Murkly:"send in that mudokon warrior.Wike...uhh like...uhhh"
Wrex:"spike"
Murkly:"ohh yeah thanks.Send in Spike!!"
Slig13:"did he just say to send in that mudokon?!"
Slig77:"yup,if this keeps going on like this the tamed mudokon's will take over our jobs!!"
Slig13:"maybe we should take law in our own hands....well...the glukkon made law.
*he walks to a info. kiosk terminal*
Slig13:"Could i change my slig number?"
Comp:"*bleep*READING DNA*bleep*NEW NAME INPUT
Slig13:"new number.....SLIG 007!!!"
Comp:*bleep*NEW NAME....REGISTERD*bleep*

(you there taskmaster)

May i join if i may?

Name : Greasy

Age : 25

Species: glukkon

Carrys: heaps of porno mags , Viagra , and heaps of moolah.

Occupation: Inspects glukkon establishments , ( he loves authority and the gluk chicks dig him like hell ).

Loves : girls , girls , shaggin , and girls

Appearance : A Purple tuxedo , with very sharp shoulder blades , and A purple fedora with a mudokon hair braid tucked into it so it sticks out like a feather. And a pair of very shiny spats. He always has a dodgy look on his face , and has gleaming white eyes with pale green skin.

Backstoree : Greasy loves girls . Girls love greasy , greasy rose through the ranks of the oddworld underworld , as the most sleazy idiot ever , hell do anything for a shag , now he is on a routine inspection of blackwater , and hes heard there are good girls there.

Name : Notes

Species : slig

Carrys : notebook ( to note down inspections ) and a pistol for self defence , and chill pills , cos hes prone to the occasional cold.

Appearance : notes is a everyday slig , exept he wears a lime green fedora , and lime green spats , he once drove a magog train until greasy gave him a cushy government job , noting down greasys inspection .



Greasy entered the Blackwater gates , his slig accomplice " notes " following close behind .

Greasy : Well Well Well , so this is the famous blackwater , I wonder where ill find this " smirkley " feller?

Notes : Aint that " murkley " baus?

Greasy : yeh yeh , whatever , i hope theres chicks here , or Im screwed , i need my daily " bedroom business time " or ill probably lose interest in this inspection.

Notes : right baus.


* notes pulls out a porno mag , and shows it to greasy *

Greasy : phew , , whoa mumma , thats heaps better!


Greasy and notes walked towards the main office block .

Greasy : i wonder where this " mojo " feller is? word is that hes almost as good with the ladies as me!

Notes : really baus?

Greasy : nah , probably not . Anyway wheres this murkley fellow?

General zizzy walked up to greasy"hello i am General zizzy and you are?"Zizzy said two sligs ran up to zizzys side"we've found a small group mudokons out in the woods"one slig said"perfect capture them,pop"the other slig nodded"there loaded whith mudarcher"zizzy glare glared at him"JUST DO IT!!!"zizzy screamed"the slig ran off"pop,get a group of sligs and capture them"Zizzy ordered

" Well , you seem to be rather powerful " greasy said ." I am greasy .j shagzalot , this is notes , my accomplice , we are here to inspect blackwater inc. , and make sure the plant is healthy , and running smoothly . I take it you own the slig barracks , its my pleasure to meet you . "

Greasy proceeded with notes checking out some of the sligs exiting the barracks .

Notes : " Hey mr zizzy , ill give ya 20 bucks if you order that hot lady slig over there to come towards me and , yknow , go behind the guard tower and get busy? "

"yes i am very powerful and run the slig barracks""30 bucks and i will"zizzy said and called the slig over and gave her the orders

Notes : heres 30 , plus an extra 10 for your kindness , come on toots , get behind the tower ! "

Greasy : ( sniffing tears of joy) ahhh one day that slig will follow in my footsteps , as you can see hes well on his way!

* Several screams and yells are heard behind the guard tower *

Greasy : they seem to be enjoying themselves. So , hows work at the slig barracks lately?

"good theres a mudokon vilage that were trying to find and kill pop just found a small vilage and there going to go kill them so hows you job goin"zizzy asked looking around