A: Because it wanted to die
A: why did it want to die? |
A: becuase it saw KFC
Q: why did it see KFC? |
A: ok
Q: What's the question? |
A: i just edited my post.
Q: why did i just edit my post (you don't have to answer that)? |
A: Because you forgot to post yer question
Q: Why did he forget to post his question? |
A: Because you can spell.
Q: How much money do I have in my paypal account? |
for T-nex
A: becuase i joined this forrum. Q: why did i join this forrum? for Godlesswanderer A: enough here was my origanal question Q:why did it see KFC? |
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Mudling: A: Because you're an oddworld fanatic Q: Why did the man jump off the bridge? |
A: becuase he saw much swimming below.
Q: what's the difference between a bucket of chalks and a bucket of chips? |
A: I ate the chips
Q: How many chips did i eat? |
A: enough to make you consider weight watchers (kidding).
Q: why didn't you eat the chalk? |
A. because it tastes bad
Q. why was I to late with my answer? |
A: becuase, hey, you changed your question!
Q: why does grass grow? |
A: God pees on it.
Q: What's up with people with cancer? |
A: nothing, they are sad, thereforth feeling down (not teasing).
Q: what was my original question? |
A: If you like to eat babies.
Q: Why is this so fun? |
A: becuase it makes us seem crazy.
Q: where is wally? |
Damnit i was too late
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A: i will answer if you tell me where wally is!
Q: why am i being so demanding? *edit* i know how it feels T-nex! |
A: Because you are
Q: Does SMELL smell? |
A: of cource, i can smell you from here (kidding).
Q:where is wally?! |
A: Wally is at Burger King (and it stinks over there)!
Q: Will you guys stop posting things that ruin the flow of the thread? |
A: nope...
Q: Why is this man so happy?? :D<<<--- |
A: i'll try.
Q: what the difference between burger king and alf's rehab and tea? *edit* T-nex, you beat me agian. Q: why did you beat me again? |
A: Maybe
Q: If a robber has 5 minutes to rob the house before the owners come home, what is the owners name? |
A: the same as the robbers.
Q: how much wood can a wood chuck chuck, if a wood chuck could chuck wood? |
A: Lots of wood
Q: How many bus drivers on the train were not eating salad? |
A:not enough to stop the smell of sandwhiches and pies (i know, bus drivers can drive busses and not ride on trains).
Q: why do i bother asking questions? |
A: A woodchuck could chuck all the wood he would chuck, if he could chuck wood. I mean... because God will answer them.
Q: Who invented the Geroge Foreman grill? |
A. Yellow pages P.68 search for G.F
Q. What time is it? |
A: It's time for this spam thread to close.
Q: Why do you people insist on posting spam to higher your post count? |
A. not for post counts, but because it's dam good fun :D
Q. are you always this negative? |
(Lol, 3 pages already.)
A. Yu-huh Q. What type of pasta is there in western? |
hehe, Mojoman. easen up. I don't really care about postcount, it's just some numbers, but this is so damn fun sometimes.
A: The kind you don't see in the east. Q: What animal starts with E and ends on E? |
A: Cowboy Noodle Kaboodle.
Q: Do dogs eat dogs? |
A : Only when they're dressed with salad dressing.
Q : What is the square root of pie divided by the equal number of actual pies in the freezer? |
A. mmm.. pie
Q. What type of chocolate is Mars, Galaxy and Milky Way? |
A : the one you get at greasy drug store where it's always melted.
Q : What is the worst movie ever made? |
A: White Chicks.
Q: Who likes puppies when they can fly? |
A. I think my mother does
Q. how much characters can you type with one keyboard? |