Yes, the wonderful low-prices and generic auto-responses of AOL will easily deliver a maximum envelope of pain on the living and dead alike.

LOLz at the AOL disc jokes. I might choose those, but even using those to save my life might be misconstrued as supporting that bastard hellspawn company, AOL.

I would like to make some corrections. My first choice would be THE VIBRATING SHEEP OF DEATH!!!!!!! (check out www.megatokyo.com, strip 119 specifically, but really any strip is good, that comic kicks butt, okay enough of this long sentence) Second choice would be the SONY CHIBI KILL-STICK!!!!!! (MegaTokyo again) Third choice, dual scissors katars (the scissor-blades ninja use, the ones they strap onto their wrists). Then the flak cannon, frag grenades and sawed-off shotgun (I reserve the right to use a three-weapon combo).

Hmm walk up to a zombie and go can you hear me now good :D or stun them with one of those damn kids pop CD's or spend my time naming the zombie's.........ok that was radom stuff that came from nowhere. back to topic if any thing else why don't we just use those wepons of mass destucton bush has been crying over for so long.

Anyone seen Shaun Of The Dead? Great film......

Oooh! A tank! I'd just drive over the zombies! Sweet! :D


Or then I could use... um...*looks around her room*

...the secret powers of my Ché wallflag...?

I might also hire a team of scientists to study a sample of the T-virus and create a powerful anitbody that would target creatures carrying it, then produce vast quantities of it to load into bombs and drop all over. But that might get a bit expensive. I think I'll stick with my Vibrating Sheep of Death. And of course, I would need a really huge supply of Duracells.

hahahahaha.......i don't need one

anyway.....i'd use a crow bar and smash all their brains in........or i'd go and get goerge bush and throw him at the zombies,so they run away......or eat him.....either way is fine with me

That's the funniest thing I've read for ages! Those dammed CDs are probably as evil as the Zombies themselves. Either that or just showing one to them would be enough to turn them away!

Abe Babe...

the AOL cd's would be like a black plauge to the zombies which would destroy everything including mankind .....

Sorry to bring up an old thred...

But Sea-Rex is right... them Deadites will see them weapons and... Hail to the king baby... hail to the king...

But for real, I'd probibly steal a trench coat, a gas mask and a kevlar helmet. Night Vision goggles to see in the dark.

I'd take a 12 guage butless shorty slung. I'd take napalm slugs and nitrogen slugs. For prime weapon it'd be a Colt Python with a shortened barrel. It'd think up some way to rig explosives to some commando knives(there CO2 propelled knives that travel about 2 feet), It'd also take a Hatchet or just a normal commando knife, probibly the british addition, its a longer blade. If I could get my hands on a automatic...

But hte best weapons to take care of them ther zombehs... is the Chainsaw and the Remmington Double.


"This...is my BOOMSTICK!!!" - Bruce Cambell, Army of Darkness

You Matrix ho.

I've got one more: my LotR models. They're all sharp and pointy. *paints Aragorn but cuts finger on his sword* Damn!

Why do people think they don't look like psychos when they know a lot about weapons?
And I don't see why you would need a gas mask, gas wouldn't do anything to a zombie.

it would only slow them down.....very slightly

God I so know what you mean.

At least Nerd have the dignity to know that they're freaks when they go on about 800 mb of RAM and so on. But Weapons nuts are just ****ed.

So Says CJ.

If the zombies were created because of a virus you wouldn't want to get infected.

Well if u were going 2 be infected by some sort of zombie virus, then u would need to be dead anyway... unless the virus was the thing that killed u THEN turned u into a zombie. Anyone who has played Resident Evil should understand that consept.

As for a weapon of choice, I'd go for the good old Shot Gun. What better way to make sure a zombie never gets it's head back on by blowing it to lots of tiny flesh coloured pieces. Goody!

A huge knife á la American McGee's Alice. If unavaiable (sp?), the good old kick should handle the problem.

I'll use my mystical powers to withhold those damn zombies:)

O, and a gun. (Just in case)

i would also have a huge warhammer, to swing around and crush them.
also, one of those grenades jango fett has in episode 2.
they make the blue flashes. they're like "pulse bombs" or something.

Heh heh...I wonder who that is directed towards:p

Hmm Zombies eh? Well I can kill the zombies with two things:
1 - Since my name is Loup Garou (french for werewolf) I'd transform myself inte the awsome shape of the werewolf and then....you know what happends! And if it doesn't work?
2 - I'll grab me shield,me axe, me knifes and then I'll just go Beserk, like my ancestor, the Vikings and pray to Oden that I'll kill as many as possible before I fall.
Or something like that. But I'll surely go beserk...ROOOAAARR hehehe

right.......you do that

I used the piramyd head's great... knife, slow but deadly or I used a dead hungarian singer that I hated him called Zámbo Jimmy cuz he is uglyer than the zombies and the zombies dead...

hahahahaha.........thats so true

I thought the T-virus did both those things

A samurai sword! That way you can cut through the zombie hoardes non stop without running out of anything like ammo for example. But if I wanted a gun I'll just give fez a call.

Once of those hollow, plastic baseball bats. Just for the satisfaction of being able to bop them in the head repeatedly. And then a real baseball bat, because I think smashing a head in without hesitation would be so cool.

Ooh, a samurai sword, otherwise known as a katana. Good choice. We could make an unstoppable team: me with my supercool ninja wristblades, and you with your deadly, shiny samurai katana. Bwa ha ha ha. My mind reels with the possibilities...

You forgot me. With the plastic baseball bat:p Tell me. TELL ME you wouldn't like to see me bopping zombies on the head, with rage and fury, only to no affect.

Ummm sure Majic, sounds great. You know what would be really funny though? One of those foam-rubber psychotherapy bats. I would love to see you face down a hoarde of zombies with just one of those little harmless foam bats. Hee hee hee. I can just imagine you as your Mr. T avatar, whacking zombies into submission with your little therapy bat. Or attempting to, anyway. Heh. Heh heh heh. Eeh hee hee hee hee, ah hahahahahahahahaaaaa! BWA HA HA HA HA HAAAAHHHH!!!! *wheeze*

Mmmmmyep.

Actually... Katana is Japanese for sword, so a katana is a sword not a samrai sword.

Oooooh really? Wow, that's news to me. Still, isn't that what they're called? I mean, specifically the samurai swords? They have to have some kind of name for them. I've always heard them referred to simply as katanas. ... I don't know as much as I wish I knew. Dammit. Dammit dammit dammit.

Okay then m8. Gather round children! A samurai sword or "katana" is forged by something to do with white hot mud that it's baked in and then some other things but the steel in the blade is folded up to 400 times! Making an almost invincible sword and when it is swung at someones helmet for example, the blade hits it and the flexable blade bends back and using the kinetic energy, the blade goes straight and cuts through the helmet and cuts the person clean in half without shattering the razor sharp edge like any other sword. So now you know a bit more!

Well thank you. Actually I was referring simply to the names of Japanese weapons, but that was some pretty cool sh*t you just laid down.

i have three samurai swords.......there not real of course......but there still pretty cool

My weapons of choice:
A nice hard stick. They've never failed me.
Food processer/blender, whatever I have on hand.
Cafeteria Food, it can kill a T-Rex.

LoL! Majic, thats hilarious. I can just imagine it.

On topic, I think I'd just use a long blade, similiar to Sephiroth's Masamune. Just slice the zombies heads clean off :D

Tons of rotten chocolate milk cartons with the lids open....Thats enough to kill anybody!When I looked at my rotten milk I thought someone had been sick in it!

ROFL, school food. That would work well. I haven't eaten school lunch two days or more in a row since like... the second grade. One day during second grade, I just looked at this disgusting so-called "food" in front of me and thought, more or less, "Why am I eating this crap?" And I have not eaten school lunch on a regular basis since. It is disgusting, ill-prepared, cheap, and completely lacking in nutritional value. SCHOOL IS EVIL, REBEL!!!!!!!!

HEAR! HEAR! I know how to incenerate an entire building at my school if I wanted to.