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a flock of seagulls 06-14-2004 07:46 AM

yes, i am a virgin. "nerds" like me dont get to... you know.

Fuzzles! 06-14-2004 08:47 AM

<---------- is not a virgin.

I have to say I too was extremely impressed with the numbers on the board! Kudos to you guys, seriously remaining a virgin until the timing feels right and you are with someone you care about is something to be really really proud of.

Fez 06-14-2004 08:50 AM

Also it is one of the marks of a true *WORD BLEEPED OUT DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF INSULTS I COULD GET FOR SAYING IT*

Fuzzles! 06-14-2004 08:54 AM

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Also it is one of the marks of a true *WORD BLEEPED OUT DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF INSULTS I COULD GET FOR SAYING IT*

Man???? :)

Hobo 06-14-2004 09:00 AM

Lumberjack!

Nate 06-14-2004 02:49 PM

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THINK LONG and HARD! About it!

bad choice of words I think.

I would answer the question but I think that my answer would be just a bit repetitive

oddguy 06-14-2004 03:36 PM

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Yes, I'm still a virgin. I personally am glad. To me the feelings in my heart and soul are so much more than that and so much deeper. I'm not going to get into the details, but even if ever that opportunity arose at this time in my life I'm not sure what I would do about it though. I love her so much, truly, not just some mere physical attraction, (that still plays a part in the overall scope) but my love for her is ascended above that...perhaps I'll discuss more about what happened to me in that topic when I returned. I truly is more complicated than I have made it seem.

Wow! Sounds like a Cupid Army shot you with arrows!

Ahhhhhh, love.

-oddguy

ClaireBear 06-14-2004 09:41 PM

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Wow! Sounds like a Cupid Army shot you with arrows!

Ahhhhhh, love.

-oddguy

Yes Ahhhhhh indeed...

I'm unsure whether even I've been in love yet though... enfatuation and "best friendness" and "sibling type love" can all be easily misinterpreted...

But Ahhhhhh indeed... :kiss:

Dipstikk 06-14-2004 11:43 PM

Well, I WAS a virgin.

Until one night.

The moon glowed a hazel glow.

Our eyes met.

She blushed.

I walked towards her. As I drew near, I could plainly see that this was a fine woman, not the type you meet every day.

I patted her firm, toned rump. I took her by the backside and started doing what came naturally.

She was a very beautiful goat, too. Her name was Mildred.

She kicked me in the crotch so many times that I'll never be able to properly urinate again. That's love, true love.

Then there were children, and I knew it was time to move on to greener pastures.
Because THAT is where horses graze. And horses are fine sex makers.

.......

For anyone dumb enough to have believed that story, then here is the truth:
I AM STILL A VIRGIN.

Thank you. :D

ClaireBear 06-14-2004 11:53 PM

Dipstick... that was pure genius... I applaud and salute you!

Maybe you shouild post some coments on the Beastiality thread... you being a professional and all! :p

oddguy 06-15-2004 06:49 AM

Dipstikk, I like spit out my orange juice while reading that! Hillarious! :lol:

-oddguy :cool:

Dipstikk 06-15-2004 09:54 AM

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Dipstick... that was pure genius... I applaud and salute you!

Maybe you shouild post some coments on the Beastiality thread... you being a professional and all! :p

Nuh-uh.
I'm just sitting back and watching what happens there. Just so you know, I'm against it.

Wil 06-15-2004 11:53 AM

I won't bother just saying 'yes', because I know for a fact the the Forums a very kewl.

Yeah, I'm much like Alcar - I'm sex-ravenous, but of my own free will, but I also expect to wait until the right time arrives.

Wait, when is it you're paying me a visit, Alc?

nads 06-15-2004 01:24 PM

I've been mounted...but that was...unpleasent.
AS has hit me in the balls a few times.
This chick felt my leg.

I'm going to Stoner-town USA in september for high school. By Christmas...well.

Alcar 06-15-2004 09:25 PM

Dipstikk, pure work of genius :p Though, this Mildred of yours. She wouldn't happen to be like, three feet tall with a nice white patch under her chin?

Oh, and Max, very soon! ;)

Alcar...

Al the Vykker 06-16-2004 06:59 AM

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Wow! Sounds like a Cupid Army shot you with arrows!

Ahhhhhh, love.

-oddguy

Hehe, Indeed. :) Yeah its definately hard to tell the difference, but in so many ways I guess I know how I do feel for her. *Sigh* :fuzsmile:

Esus 06-16-2004 07:56 AM

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Why did I think this topic was going to be about Virgin, the company? (British company who run crappy trains and such. Ran by a guy called Richard Branson)
Strangely, ditto. Should've known better.

oddguy 06-16-2004 09:51 AM

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Hehe, Indeed. :) Yeah its definately hard to tell the difference, but in so many ways I guess I know how I do feel for her. *Sigh* :fuzsmile:

I don't think I've ever been in love. Sure, deep infatuation, but I think that's it.

-oddguy :cool:

the brew master 06-16-2004 05:27 PM

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Brew!

You're 14!!!! If you wanna talk about it I'm here!

*CB's mouth hangs open in shock... wouldn't have thought he could raise a smile never mind anything else!!!!!*

yeah i'm sorry to disapoint you....you can pm me if you wanna know anything

a flock of seagulls 06-16-2004 07:00 PM

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<---------- is not a virgin.

:( i was too late. i mean uh.
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Kudos to you guys, seriously remaining a virgin until the timing feels right

who said i wanted to wait?
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you are with someone you care about is something to be really really proud of.

well actually, im not with anyone, the one i love is taken by a "cool" person.

oddguy 06-16-2004 07:46 PM

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<---------- is not a virgin.

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:( i was too late. i mean uh.

Holy crap! :eek: You're like 12...and she is 29. That's not even funny as a joke.

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who said i wanted to wait?

Again...you're 12. A little to young to start thinking about having sex. You may not be fully...developed yet.

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well actually, im not with anyone, the one i love is taken by a "cool" person.

I had a major crush on this one girl that was going out with "cool" dude. Well, I was just waiting for they day they broke up so I could ask her out. By the time they broke up, I wasn't even interested in her. I saw her at church all the time and she was just so rude to me.

My point is...if she isn't interested in you, don't waste your time on her.

-oddguy :cool:

Al the Vykker 06-16-2004 07:59 PM

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I don't think I've ever been in love. Sure, deep infatuation, but I think that's it.

-oddguy :cool:

It takes a lot of courage and strength to either deny or accept that you are in Love. Yeah I mean I'm not saying theres no possibility that Im not in Love. But I know it deep down...more than I've ever believed in...more than anyone will ever know that I completely Love her. More than just Love for her as a best friend too. *sigh*

oddguy 06-16-2004 08:05 PM

What a situation you're in! My sister is going through something similiar. She just went to Scotland to visit her friend who has Cancer. They're really good friends...best friends. She loves him, but he doesn't want to get married because he's been hurt in the past. Also, he can't have kids, and my sister really wants a family someday. So, she loves him, but it's kind of a weird situation.

Love...a complicated thing it is.

-oddguy :cool:

Alcar 06-16-2004 08:32 PM

Hehe, yes, the difference between infatuation and love is a tough one. I guess, try to picture the person as extremely ugly as you can. And if you still love them, it's probably love :p

Alcar...

a flock of seagulls 06-16-2004 10:06 PM

oddguy, who said i wanted it to be funny? what if i am fully developed? and what if she was interested in me, and actually was my gf? but then she dumped me. oh well atleast were still friends.

Coiled Ice 06-17-2004 01:33 AM

Yeah, I am a virgin. And I don't plan on having sex any time soon for many reasons. Anyway, who would want it with me? There is no guys down here worth having sex with anyway. Except for one's that are older and have no interest in me and are also in very serious relationships, plus they are hot, very hot. Damn :(

Nate 06-17-2004 12:58 PM

Well I can't really comment as I don't know what you look like but if I may assume you are female and have a majority of limbs still attached then guys will want to sleep with you. And if all else fails, try alchohol

*thinks a bit*

you could always try a flock of seagulls, he seems pretty desperate.

nads 06-17-2004 04:42 PM

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you could always try a flock of seagulls, he seems pretty desperate.

HE seems pretty desperate?!?
well...at least I have my right hand. wink, wink, nudge, nudge. :D


I hate you guys.


oh, and any ladies who need a good time...pm me.

a flock of seagulls 06-17-2004 07:49 PM

I AM NOT DESPERATE! im only lonely.

oddguy 06-17-2004 07:54 PM

Lighten up, dude. As long as YOU KNOW you're not desperate, then you should have the peace of mind to know those guys are wrong. No worries.

Plus, they were just joking around. Don't be so serious. ;)

-oddguy :cool:

a flock of seagulls 06-17-2004 08:05 PM

i know, but since i dont go offtopic, why the hell was this thread started?

Al the Vykker 06-17-2004 08:57 PM

To attempt to add some spice to the forums perhaps. Just joking I assume just to discover who here was still a virgin. ;)

Disgruntled Intern 06-18-2004 11:03 AM

Nope.

For all of you untainted virgins out there, don't rush it. I lost my virginity when I was thirteen and to this day, I still regret it.

Losing my virginity so early lead to trying and doing pretty much everything possible with hetero sex before I could really learn to enjoy and appreciate it.

Sex is damned near boring now.

Fez 06-18-2004 11:06 AM

PM sent to Nads.