yes, i am a virgin. "nerds" like me dont get to... you know.
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I have to say I too was extremely impressed with the numbers on the board! Kudos to you guys, seriously remaining a virgin until the timing feels right and you are with someone you care about is something to be really really proud of. |
Also it is one of the marks of a true *WORD BLEEPED OUT DUE TO THE AMOUNT OF INSULTS I COULD GET FOR SAYING IT*
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Lumberjack!
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I would answer the question but I think that my answer would be just a bit repetitive |
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Ahhhhhh, love. -oddguy |
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I'm unsure whether even I've been in love yet though... enfatuation and "best friendness" and "sibling type love" can all be easily misinterpreted... But Ahhhhhh indeed... :kiss: |
Well, I WAS a virgin.
Until one night. The moon glowed a hazel glow. Our eyes met. She blushed. I walked towards her. As I drew near, I could plainly see that this was a fine woman, not the type you meet every day. I patted her firm, toned rump. I took her by the backside and started doing what came naturally. She was a very beautiful goat, too. Her name was Mildred. She kicked me in the crotch so many times that I'll never be able to properly urinate again. That's love, true love. Then there were children, and I knew it was time to move on to greener pastures. Because THAT is where horses graze. And horses are fine sex makers. ....... For anyone dumb enough to have believed that story, then here is the truth: I AM STILL A VIRGIN. Thank you. :D |
Dipstick... that was pure genius... I applaud and salute you!
Maybe you shouild post some coments on the Beastiality thread... you being a professional and all! :p |
Dipstikk, I like spit out my orange juice while reading that! Hillarious! :lol:
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I'm just sitting back and watching what happens there. Just so you know, I'm against it. |
I won't bother just saying 'yes', because I know for a fact the the Forums a very kewl.
Yeah, I'm much like Alcar - I'm sex-ravenous, but of my own free will, but I also expect to wait until the right time arrives. Wait, when is it you're paying me a visit, Alc? |
I've been mounted...but that was...unpleasent.
AS has hit me in the balls a few times. This chick felt my leg. I'm going to Stoner-town USA in september for high school. By Christmas...well. |
Dipstikk, pure work of genius :p Though, this Mildred of yours. She wouldn't happen to be like, three feet tall with a nice white patch under her chin?
Oh, and Max, very soon! ;) Alcar... |
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My point is...if she isn't interested in you, don't waste your time on her. -oddguy :cool: |
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What a situation you're in! My sister is going through something similiar. She just went to Scotland to visit her friend who has Cancer. They're really good friends...best friends. She loves him, but he doesn't want to get married because he's been hurt in the past. Also, he can't have kids, and my sister really wants a family someday. So, she loves him, but it's kind of a weird situation.
Love...a complicated thing it is. -oddguy :cool: |
Hehe, yes, the difference between infatuation and love is a tough one. I guess, try to picture the person as extremely ugly as you can. And if you still love them, it's probably love :p
Alcar... |
oddguy, who said i wanted it to be funny? what if i am fully developed? and what if she was interested in me, and actually was my gf? but then she dumped me. oh well atleast were still friends.
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Yeah, I am a virgin. And I don't plan on having sex any time soon for many reasons. Anyway, who would want it with me? There is no guys down here worth having sex with anyway. Except for one's that are older and have no interest in me and are also in very serious relationships, plus they are hot, very hot. Damn :(
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Well I can't really comment as I don't know what you look like but if I may assume you are female and have a majority of limbs still attached then guys will want to sleep with you. And if all else fails, try alchohol
*thinks a bit* you could always try a flock of seagulls, he seems pretty desperate. |
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well...at least I have my right hand. wink, wink, nudge, nudge. :D I hate you guys. oh, and any ladies who need a good time...pm me. |
I AM NOT DESPERATE! im only lonely.
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Lighten up, dude. As long as YOU KNOW you're not desperate, then you should have the peace of mind to know those guys are wrong. No worries.
Plus, they were just joking around. Don't be so serious. ;) -oddguy :cool: |
i know, but since i dont go offtopic, why the hell was this thread started?
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To attempt to add some spice to the forums perhaps. Just joking I assume just to discover who here was still a virgin. ;)
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Nope.
For all of you untainted virgins out there, don't rush it. I lost my virginity when I was thirteen and to this day, I still regret it. Losing my virginity so early lead to trying and doing pretty much everything possible with hetero sex before I could really learn to enjoy and appreciate it. Sex is damned near boring now. |
PM sent to Nads.
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