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Mac the Janitor 05-05-2004 06:10 PM

Athiests are just arrogant bastards who claim to know everything.

Now us agnostic kids, we're cool.

Esus 05-06-2004 04:33 AM

bah, I'm not atheist, just not a christian.

paramiteabe 05-06-2004 05:26 AM

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Ahhhh. You're so goddamned infuriating!!!

You fool. Again, you don't try to disprove anything, you're just giving the same statements again.
This is what it appears like:
"That colour is blue"
"No, actually it is red. Mix it with white and you get pink.... see?"
"That colour is blue."
Its exactly the same! You just state your "fact" again and again and then you feel sorry for me/us?! It is I who feels sorry for you, PA. You have have ignorant and implausable views for many things. You appear to be a radical christian (I hope at one point in your life you discover that God doesn't exist. After death or before...)

You don't seem to understand the fundamentals, or you just ignore them and continue stating your shit.
The caveman is not nature, you fool. It is not a tornado. It is a bleedin' human being who lives in a cave, wears animals hides and uses flint tools (technology!).
The astronaut will have had much fighting training! The most the caveman would have done is thrown spears at animals and ran distances (and who doesn't run?)

The caveman is NOT simple "thing". He is a man who lives in a cave. When both the astronaut and caveman are naked, what is the difference? Well, PA, I'll tell you: Only their Hair Styles. Nothing else.
Who is likely to be stronger. The one who has trained with high tech machinery, training which has been perfectly over many generations of scientists working out how to build the body up to the maximum. perhaps he is even on Streroids.
Our caveman, on the other hand, has had not fighting training, except that with spears and slings. His excercises have included manual labour and running.
The astronaut is about the strength, speed and fitness of ten or more cavemen. With steroids, even more.

The astronaut may well have studied many fighting and military techniques from throughout the ages to perfect his strategy. The caveman is basically going in blind in this respect.

Tell me, PA, how the hell can the caveman win?

Edit: yet a-****ing-gain, I find myself trying to prove my point. I have done this at least 2 other times, yet you dont reply to it, you just state your "facts"! AHHaAh, so infuriating!

Exactly I stated facts which they are facts. This is very amuseing to me go on you have any more irational comments about me? Do you know what an analogy is? Well thats what the whole tornado and nature thing is.

Oooh Im now a radical Christian this is even better than I thought!

oddguy 05-06-2004 05:32 AM

*ducks and covers*

I sense a flame war cometh soon. :dodgy:

-oddguy

DeBulletDodger 05-06-2004 05:34 AM

I’m sorry but I no longer debate religion you cant win against somebody that is religious every corner covered people have been believing in God a lot longer than disproving it so they got a hell of a head start on coming up with reasons. Plus I think everyone has there own vision of life and death no two people can see the same thing in God. But people that don’t want to understand don’t try to by mocking others that do. I am an atheist but I think religion is interesting and wouldn’t mock anyone because of their beliefs.

paramiteabe 05-06-2004 05:50 AM

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I’m sorry but I no longer debate religion you cant win against somebody that is religious every corner covered people have been believing in God a lot longer than disproving it so they got a hell of a head start on coming up with reasons. Plus I think everyone has there own vision of life and death no two people can see the same thing in God. But people that don’t want to understand don’t try to by mocking others that do. I am an atheist but I think religion is interesting and wouldn’t mock anyone because of their beliefs.

Amen to that!

DeBulletDodger 05-06-2004 05:51 AM

Thank you PA somebody actual payed attention to what i said...

oddguy 05-06-2004 10:24 AM

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I am an atheist but I think religion is interesting and wouldn’t mock anyone because of their beliefs.

That's very decent of you.

-oddguy

Statikk HDM 05-06-2004 10:31 AM

Leave religion off boards. You will NEVER "convert" anyone by using the 'net.
How many times do Esus and I have to give great reasons why the caveman gets doushed before you believe us, Paramiteabe? There is no contest, the astronaut is strictly superior to the caveman in every conceivable way!

paramiteabe 05-06-2004 05:36 PM

Well of course the Astronaunt is strickly superior to Cave Man. He can most certainly beat him. Thats no brainer but I am a person who likes to gamble and I would put my bet on the Cave Man just for fun and make things intresting. I can't help it I am an Optimistic person.