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... touching everything they passed that was.... |
Green and/or made of paper, exposing their violent sickness upon the wealthy and distressed, which led up to...
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protesting from little old ladies who...
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...were fans of Dungeons and Dragons and Black Majicks, so they summoned giant...
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Peanuts that ravaged the town of Flushing Michigan at midnight because...
Yep there was a thread like this a long time ago I thought I bring something similar back.:D Paramiteabe... :fuzblink: |
...midnight was the new "lunch-hour" and all the higways were filled with traffic, so the peanuts gave birth to a colony of giant winged Janet Jackson Boob look-alikes that swarmed the...
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emerald city and then they would...
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...show up on an Emerald City Award show that broadcasts to the entire world, now angry parents are upset because thier children saw the swarms of flying boods, so...
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they would form a giant angy mob and they would go...
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Find a bunch of flying Justin Timberlake hands to battle with the boobs and they...
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...televised the epic battle between giant Janet boobs and Justin hands on Pay-Per-View so all the...
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rich kids could watch it but...
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the government cut in the broadcast and said it was too graphic, and Booby-fondling isn't allowed until you're thirteen. So..
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.......GRAPES!.....
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WHAT??
Someone pickup where I left off. |
the kids said the government had aliens which...
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led to the fall of the soviet union and gave the cooky monsters full control because....
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... everyone knows that the cookie monsters were destined to rule over the monkeys who live in cookies by the train tracks. This enraged puke the monkey, so he decided to take a big ol' hammer and ...
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...hand it to someone with no arms so they'd drop it on Puke the monkey's toe, then he could sue the armless guy for...
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injuring his toe but then...
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... out of nowhere, the calvary appeared! Comprised of hundreds of nights in shining armor and astride horses of a hundred diffrent colors, there was a battle so spectacular that you would never in your life see it illustrated in these forums. The end was near, when suddenly ...
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...Gandalf showed up with the flying monkeys from The Wizard of Oz; all of 'em armed with lightsabers and...
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... K.I.T.T from knight rider shows up...
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and led the cookie monsters to victory which gave puke the monkey one choice which was to....
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...pick the red pill or the blue pill. the red pill would reveal to him the reasons for all the strange goings on, the blue would allow him to get on with his life. He chose...
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...the blue pill, because he had serious swallowing issues - and heard the blue pill liquidised on the tongue...
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Then he woke up and realized it was alllll a dream.
The End. I'm such a bastard:p |
Puke was freaked out by his strange dream, so he went to see a shrink and...
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The shrinks head a'splode. Then puke got angry at the head asplosion and cut his hand off and replaced it with a screw driver. He vowed to clense the world of...
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...facial hair and toothpaste that was flavored like...
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