..How's that weirdo with the beard?

*turns back to GT*

Cool! Helping in the interviews! I'd love to! Ahhh....

*reads all the paper work, then just signs everything that needs signing and heands it back to GT*

So...what do I do first? *looks at the Raisin* And why is that Boulder there?

*Kai walks out of his trailer and onto the set*

Hey whens the next show already? And I would like to know who the guest is in advance please!

*Kai cleans up the set*

So Kes, you got in? Thats good, seems like we will be on this wild ride together then. I'll be around setting up the set again, call if you need me.

*Continues setting up set*

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GT:*Skitters across stage* "Um.......Has anyone seen my fur thingy?....It has fur.....and it's a thingy":lol: *Notices beard* "There it is"

*Tugs it hard*

*Beard comes right off. Everyone notices that it was attached with duct-tape*

SFO: Uhhhh...........

*SFO immeadiately dives into his shack and stands up. The shack goes up with him. The eye slit opens and SFO's two white eyes peer out, all you can see of SFO are his legs poking out of the bottom of the shack and his two arms poking out of two freshly cut holes in the sides*

SFO: I'm never coming out again!

*SFO runs away crying. Bewilderment sets in............*

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(White eyes...........................................................kinda scarey)

GT:"Is this the part where I become all sympathetic and sorry.........................................I DON'T THINK SO!!"
*Puts beard on top of head*

GT"Okay kes, I'm going on a three week vacation, so that means you're in charge, but, just in case everyone goes screwy, I'll give ya bob my five headed hybrid out back to keep everyone in line" *Grabs suitcase and runs out the door*

"You're now responsible for a moment till I come back"

*walks in and over to the shack in a over coat with a helmet and gasmask on with a flame thrower straped to his back* 'allo *looks in the shed* well he's bigger than a bug, and your coming out *sprays the flamethrower into the shed* dododo.... *looks around* ok thats enough *walks over to the group* AS pest control unit reporting for......burning, yea...

*SFO opens the door to his charred shack. It falls off and hits the ground.*

SFO: I would like to explain to everyone that the cause of my actions is that I have experienced what I would like to affectionately dub, a "brain fart".

*performs air-quotes around the words "brain-fart". Walks away hurriedly.*

A three week vacation? And I'm in charge? Of them?? *points towards SFO talking about 'brain-farts', AS walking around with a flame-thrower and Kai just....standing there.*
....Why me....

So um...anyone know who GT was gonna interview next?

Well according to this one sentence info paper I have it says...Interview Mullock the Glukkon. So looks to me thats whos next you know what I mean. I will get the stage set up and will await further instructions.

*Kai walks about setting up lights and stage sounds*

*stands there smiling and noding like a freak* this is gona be a fun one! *randomly shoots a burst of fire off into the air and takes out a light* um....oops?

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(Tight gundom warrior there AS)

Hybrid:*Sniffs around the stage trying to look all cute and innocent*

Elmo:"I've got seven hot dogs......................come and get it!!"

Final warning for all of you guys. Did you even pay attention to what I said here earlier and in the other story. The posts are going to be more in depth and not just one sentence. This is not RPG format its really an interactive story that I am still allowing in here. Now please just follow my original guidelines, or I will close this and this will no longer continue here ever again. If you feel the need to argue with me send me a PM, or talk with me on oddchat and MSN. I want you to know that I mean business here.


Also Im not trying to be a big mean mod in here, Im trying to have this story go somewhere before it just gets all spammy, flooded, or just a post booster topic, that makes no sense and is going nowhere. So please know Im just trying to help.


-Al the Vykker FC Moderator

so...Mullok? Isn't he dead? *grabs a hot dog from Elmo and starts munching on it*
Well? Is Mullok dead or not?! Does anyone know?
*silence, except for crickets chirping*
No?
*crickets stop chirping and stare too*
........I have an idea!
*Kes grabs and magic eight-ball*
Ohh magic eight-ball, is Molluk really dead?

Eight-ball: Reply hazy ask again later.

.........

*Kai, just stares at Kes talking to the eight ball*:|

Hey Kes...why don't we do another person...hmm*thinks*:fuzgrin:

Thats it! I got it now...lets do one with Munch! If we could find him that is...

*Kai looks about the Oddworld map and passes a poorly pen written spot that say Munch's...crib*

Perhaps we can find Munch there!

*Kai calls up the place*

Munch: Yeah...what do ya wants!:fuzemb:

Kai: Well sir this is Kai, the stage director for the Oddworld Stars show.

Munch: I don't want to sell da damn gabbiar okay!:rant:

Kai: Well sir, it's not that, we just wanted you to be on our show:):talk:

Munch: So you don't want da gabbiar?:dodgy:

Kai: Well no sir, just for you to be on our show, we will pay for you're transportation.

Munch: Well we will see if I want to come or not!:mad:

*Kai hangs up the phone*

Yep, munch loves us and can't wait to come!:D So is that okay with you Kes?:confused:

*Kes stares into the eight-ball*
Stupid Ball!! *throws it away*
sooo....Munch wants us to interview him again? Did he forget the first time or something?
So, what are we waiting for? Lets interview this Gabbit, before he changes his mind.....
OK people!! Lets get this show on the road!!!

Whoppe!!!
 

I'd like to join and interview me!sorry I'm late*puts on survival outfit and takes out guidebook*

*Grabs everyone, shoves them into a big truck and drives to Munch's .....crib.*
Ok people! Lets get this together! Lights! Camera! MAKE-UP!!!!
*Grabs a microphone and walks over the Munch's door.*
Why is there a door in front of a lake anyway? It's not even attached to anything!! Watch!
*Walks around to the other side of the door and waves an arm where the wall should be.*
Munch: Why don't cha knock next time?!

Kes:.......

Munch: So what do you want?

Kes: Uh...we're here for the interview? You organised it with Kai....

Munch: I have 150 baby Gabbits running around my house, and you wanna interview me?!

Kes: wow....that's alot of Gabbits.....

Munch: And no one is helping me look after em!! I don't even get single parent allowance!!!

Kes: So...no interview?

Munch: No! .....wait a minute...there's something else you can do for me.....

*a few moments later*

Kes: Do you guys have to film this? It's embarresing.... :fuzemb:
*looks around at the huge amount of baby Gabbits, newly hatched, hopping around, crawling all over her, runing into things...... and the crew trying to keep them under control.*
Kes: Baby Gabbits would be much cuter if the did make so much mess! Munch'll be back soon...right? Right?!

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GT:*At the hotel, plops down and switches on the tube. Notices the crew babysitting and cracks up* "OH MY GOD!!, And I thought MY life was miserable!!!"

Elmo:*waits off to the side while the gabbits calm down* "I will now read you children a story. It's called the Ugly monkey. once upon a time there was an ugly monkey, he was soo ugly that everyone died.The End."

*everyone's asleep*

Elmo:"WAKE UP!!!!"

*then scream wakes the small and now crying gabbits*

GT:*Still watching the TUBE* "Okay that was ghetto. C'mon crew ya'll gotta do better than that..................all of a sudden This feels like a football game"

This topic will be temporarially closed, while I decide what to do with it. I am changing some of my criteria for FC, in which case at the current time this story has nothing to do with what Im thinking of. Nor do I see it going into RPG, the story really has not developed, there is not plot, that is truly visible, nor has this developed from its predessor. So if anything it would be considered like the Online Hike, and considered either spam there, or an off topic subject with Oddworld themes involved.

So be around, in the next day or two, I will make my decision if it stays, or if it goes to another forum. I would start preparing though If you want this story to ever go anywhere, to post more in depth not necassarialy long, but not just like oh yeah follows so and so.


-Al the Vykker FC Mod