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Roop 12-19-2001 07:13 PM

Of course I believe in Santa but I dont think hes all hes cracked up to be for instance he sneaks into peoples house at night down a chimney, he likes little children sitting on his lap and he knows when you are sleeping, and last but not least Santa-Satan all you have to do is move one letter think about it!

cullzoid 12-19-2001 09:07 PM

well! me and a freind once put out our stockings with low power mouse traps in them and lay awake waiting - we didn't hear anything unusual, in the morning we had presents, (yay) does this prove santas existence, or is it a strange phenomonem (i know it's spelt wrong )
that only occurs once a year in which your parents go bonkers trying to convince you of something that will be pointless in later life anyway??? what a joke! lol

the conclusion:

santa could be real i spose, but i was a very naughty boy and i always got presents, maybe he was short on spy cams that year eh? :confused:

Cullzoid

Devil_78045 12-19-2001 09:28 PM

I believed in santa, So i thought it would be a good idea to catch santa, So i made a peanut butter sandwich (Mind you i was only 8 years old) then i found some weak rat poison so i put it in the sandwhich and put it on the dining table, The next morning when i woke up my Dad was vomiting and his nose was bleeding so he went to the hospital and i GOT IN DEEP $#!T

cullzoid 12-19-2001 09:33 PM

Devil you are an unwelcome evil bastard, go away! j/k ol buddy :D

Cullzoid

Steve 12-19-2001 09:34 PM

LOL

Lister: and what about santa!

Rimmer: what about santa?

Lister: he's the fat @&^&#$ that sneaks down the chimney and nicks all the kids favorite toys.

cullzoid 12-19-2001 09:43 PM

LOL

Devil_78045 12-19-2001 09:43 PM

EVERYONE THIS IS CZD's ADDRESS

number 4 kimber street victoria Australia

Phone: 01 21 642672

Devil_78045 12-19-2001 09:46 PM

Santa exists, He was sitting on the toilet in my house and said, Get back to bed.

TRUE STORY :eek: :eek: :eek:

cullzoid 12-19-2001 09:50 PM

ummmm, devil, if u wanna pay me out do it by e-mial cuz we prolly pissin off the admins,

(sorry)

cullzoid 12-19-2001 09:53 PM

devil, a/s/l?

The Magog On The March 12-19-2001 10:56 PM

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Originally posted by Eibu:
How else would Toe Jam & and Earl get their presents? Oh and contarary to popular belief he has a jetpack, not a sleigh...
Yeah, and remember, whenever you see a man in a carrot suit, always get advice from him. And never let Earl drive.
Toe Jam & earl ruled

General Drippik 12-20-2001 09:33 PM

Er, I seriously think this will start some fights.. And I don't believe in him... NO WAY!!!

abe22 12-20-2001 11:58 PM

At The end of Prep One of my cousins told me that Santa Wasn't real. So In Grade One I told everybody that he wasn't real and everyone believed me and My teacher talked to my mum and I got in trouble. I still remember that.

glukkon_daniel 12-21-2001 01:19 PM

I AM NOT AN IGNORANT FART! I believe in him so thats that! [*sigh* 9 years old... Still believes in Santa... It's sad, really.] We have a laugh and thats it! [Yes, they were laughing about how Santa is NOT real...] So stop being a spoil sport! [I'm sorry, but you're NINE FRIGGIN YEARS OLD! I would be a spoilsport to tell a five year old that Santa wasn't real, but if you believe in Santa when you're 9, it'll just lead to problems. Oh well, you'll find out anyway in a year or two (hopefully).] If ya don't believe in Santa you have no Imagination! [lol, I guess you're the only one here with an imagination then! Key word: Imagination. Santa is in your imagination, meaning he isn't real. You just said it yourself!]

Gluk Schmuck 12-21-2001 02:25 PM

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Originally posted by cullzoid:
devil, a/s/l?
I think you are mistaking this FORUM for a CHAT ROOM.


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Originally posted by abe22:
So In Grade One I told everybody that he wasn't real and everyone believed me and My teacher talked to my mum and I got in trouble. I still remember that.
You got in trouble for telling people Santa wasn't real???
How old were you and how old were they?

PinkHaired Mudokon CWR 12-21-2001 08:34 PM

Santa claus like died 12 years ago. Or he either got hijacked by a couple of elves or something who knows..

Danny 12-21-2001 10:31 PM

Okay, Daniel, look, I'm sorry if this wasn't painfully obvious, but nobody here REALLY believes in Santa Claus. We were having a laugh. There was no need for people like you and Edd to come along and spoil it for us.

abe22 12-22-2001 02:38 AM

At the start of Grade One I was 6 and so were most of the other people. I only got in trouble because it was unfair for all the other kids but it should of been my cousin who got it trouble not me my cousins like 3 or 4 years older then me.

Oddness 12-22-2001 06:30 AM

I agree with Rettick. I don't know why so many people are picking on mitsur, I'm sure he was just having a laugh like the rest of us. Don't spoil the Christmas fun :)

Gluk Schmuck 12-22-2001 09:25 AM

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Originally posted by abe22:
At the start of Grade One I was 6 and so were most of the other people. I only got in trouble because it was unfair for all the other kids but it should of been my cousin who got it trouble not me my cousins like 3 or 4 years older then me.
You didn't do anything wrong, anyone half intelligent can see that...


It's actually a Kinto slave that delivers all the presents to anyone, not some fat old paedophile...
How would a fat person get down a chimeny, Kintos are much better-suited for present-delivering...

glukkon_daniel 12-22-2001 02:47 PM

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Okay, Daniel, look, I'm sorry if this wasn't painfully obvious, but nobody here REALLY believes in Santa Claus. We were having a laugh. There was no need for people like you and Edd to come along and spoil it for us.
*looks back at page one* Ehhh.... Whoops... See, I was thinking Rex Tirano WAS Mistur... Got both of them mixed up... Oh well, soory for spoiling the Christmas fun. :(

I think I'll just go back to the top of my lonely mountain with my dog now...

mitsur 12-28-2001 12:27 AM

Its OK Daniel...Everyone makes mistakes. :fuzzlesmile :Don't feel bad.I'm not mad.We can be friends I guess...

Al the Vykker 12-28-2001 12:34 AM

I believe Santa is what you keep in your heart and is a good sign of the Christmas Spirit.
Plus He Got Me The Xbox Dvd Remote and The Phatom Menace on DvD. Happy Holidays!!!!