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Mistress of Oddworld 09-16-2012 05:46 PM

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Crashpunk doesn't find girls disturbing

Whoa, even I find girls disturbing.

Mistress of Oddworld 09-16-2012 05:51 PM

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He should because it was better. >>

Welcome, MoD.

A girl on the site, things just won't be the same.

Sorry Jenny and Nexy, you guys just don't count the same.

I profusely apologise for the lack of male genitalia I have.
Gah, how do I solve this?!

Mistress of Oddworld 09-16-2012 06:08 PM

The almighty inchworm- cute in a pathetic kind of way. I can dig that.
I'm surprised that there aren't many girls around, but then again I'm yet to meet a girl in real life with a dedicated passion for the videogame industry, let alone Oddworld Inhabitants.

Continue said sausage-fest, I by no means would want to pollute or interfere with that.

Nate 09-16-2012 08:46 PM

Uhhh... please don't quadruple-post. You can use the multi-quote button on the bottom right of posts, or copy-paste the text in to the Reply box, or just use the Edit button on your post.

Mistress of Oddworld 09-16-2012 09:38 PM

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Uhhh... please don't quadruple-post. You can use the multi-quote button on the bottom right of posts, or copy-paste the text in to the Reply box, or just use the Edit button on your post.

Ahh, I do apologise. It won't happen again.

Nepsotic 09-17-2012 07:16 AM

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Not everyone here is gay. Me and Chris are some of the few straight guys left in this darn place and you shall not take us!

And me!

Varrok 09-17-2012 07:21 AM

I believe he was counting ones who prefer to have sex with real people

Havoc 09-17-2012 07:41 AM

Yes.

[Insert generic joke about Havoc not having sex with people here]

Nepsotic 09-17-2012 07:47 AM

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I believe he was counting ones who prefer to have sex with real people

Fine, you just keep making jokes about it, I'm used to it!
Havoc, do actually enjoy... tigers?
In the zoophilia way, I mean. I don't judge people, but really?
I'm curious.

OANST 09-17-2012 07:49 AM

Yes, Havoc. You haven't updated us on this in a while. Where do you stand on tiger fucking these days?

Varrok 09-17-2012 07:59 AM

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Fine, you just keep making jokes about it, I'm used to it!
COOL! : D

Manco 09-17-2012 02:14 PM

so nepsotic walks into a bar*

and the barman says

why the long face

*as if he ever would

Crashpunk 09-17-2012 02:37 PM

Nepsotic, do actually enjoy... Ponies?

Nepsotic 09-17-2012 03:07 PM

Oh god, not again.
Yes, I clop, ok? Over, done, sorted. Leave people to their own devices ect.

Now let's talk about Havoc.

Wings of Fire 09-17-2012 03:45 PM

What

Nate 09-17-2012 03:59 PM

'Clop' can be used as a verb? Now I'm even more disturbed.

Mr. Bungle 09-17-2012 04:04 PM

I believe so. A sexual one.

God, what in the fuck.

Nate 09-17-2012 04:06 PM

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I believe so. A sexual one.

Well, obviously. It was already a sexual noun. I had just never heard of it as a verb before.

T-nex 09-17-2012 05:10 PM

hm... but i wanted to hear Havocs story, not nepsotic's. ... :(

Hulaabeo 09-17-2012 05:29 PM

Welcome back, Mistress! =D

Mistress of Oddworld 09-17-2012 09:50 PM

Yesss, Havoc, do tell!
I heard domestic cats have barbed penises, is that the same for tigers and other big cats, too?

Nepsotic 09-17-2012 10:16 PM

Yeah, that must hurt, right?

Crashpunk 09-17-2012 11:59 PM

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Leave people to their own devices ect.

And yet here you are asking about Havoc.

Varrok 09-18-2012 12:58 AM

He was hoping he could provide him with some tips/advices

Nepsotic 09-18-2012 06:44 AM

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And yet here you are asking about Havoc.

I'm asking, not judging. Asking is fine.

STM 09-18-2012 07:25 AM

What about tigers having sex with ponies? Can we get the low down on that?

Nepsotic 09-18-2012 08:36 AM

I don't know about that, but I can photoshop some stuff for you, if you want?

Manco 09-18-2012 09:49 AM

what do you call the molestation of a female horse

clopping a feel

(sorry)

Crashpunk 09-19-2012 06:13 AM

If any of you post pictures about what you just said STM, This thread would need to be locked away in the deepest parts of Necrum and the members slaughtered

Nepsotic 09-19-2012 07:04 AM

I'm working on it, give me time.