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abe is now! 05-05-2012 01:15 PM

Football is my sport :D Inter Milan F.C. is my team! But I also like Real Madrid and Manchester City from Europe, and obviously the team of my wonderful little town, Brandizzo.

Italy is gonna win the European Cup.

MA 05-05-2012 05:08 PM

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Italy is gonna win the European Cup.

keep dreaming, Italio.

STM 05-06-2012 11:52 AM

We've got Euro 2012 in the bag!

LOL!

abe is now! 05-07-2012 10:53 AM

We are too much strong. I can't remember last win of England.

OANST 05-07-2012 12:02 PM

That's not football. Everyone knows that football is played by holding the ball in your hands.

MeechMunchie 05-07-2012 01:52 PM

Or maybe, get this, you hit the BALL with your FOOT.

NOT THE OVOID WITH YOUR HANDS

CALL IT FUCKING HANDOVOID

GRAAGGHSIKPDHNF

OANST 05-07-2012 02:30 PM

No, that's football.

MeechMunchie 05-07-2012 11:22 PM

No, it's rugby.

Phylum 05-08-2012 12:13 AM

What about football? We call that football in Australia, too.

Ridg3 05-08-2012 12:36 AM

But... football is football. Why is this disputed?

OANST 05-08-2012 06:18 AM

That's right. And everyone knows that football is played with your hands.

STM 05-08-2012 07:04 AM

I don't think you blokes seem to grasp what Matt's is trying to do...

OANST 05-08-2012 07:34 AM

If they grasp it with their hands then they are playing football.

MeechMunchie 05-08-2012 09:04 AM

DAM U OANST Y U SO STUPID

STM 05-08-2012 09:18 AM

Shit that was clever.

Mac Sirloin 05-08-2012 06:58 PM

Hockey: It's fucking stupid, but at least we're not confusing everyone else.

E: fuck hockey

Wings of Fire 05-08-2012 07:01 PM

I like table hockey

That counts, right?

Mac Sirloin 05-08-2012 07:07 PM

I'm not entirely sure I even know what a table IS, Joe.

Mr. Bungle 05-08-2012 07:28 PM

I'm watching the Simpsons episode Lisa on Ice. that counts, right? I mean, it is about hockey.


But seriously, I really enjoy basketball. Playing it, watching it, whatever. It's just fun.

abe is now! 05-09-2012 07:12 AM

I was talking about soccer... I thought you also name it football (for example, Manchester United Football Club, Chelsea Football Club, Liverpool Football CLub >.>)

STM 05-09-2012 07:27 AM

We do, OANST is American, thus, a twat who thinks 'football' is played by holding the ball.

Shame you Italians aren't so good at rugby!! ;D

Ridg3 05-09-2012 10:20 AM

Americans only call their sport football to annoy us. They're just mad that American Football is gay compared to rugby.

OANST 05-09-2012 10:54 AM

Americans typically say the same thing about rugby.

abe is now! 05-09-2012 11:02 AM

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Shame you Italians aren't so good at rugby!! ;D

You're right, but I can really say we're strong at volleyball, swimming, water polo, skiing... but I would be glad to see Italy winning something at rugby!

Dixanadu 05-10-2012 01:56 AM

It's Handegg. End of discussion.

I always thought of it as a pussy version of rugby. Being strapped in massive armour and protective gear and acting tough just makes you come across as a major douche. In rugby, I've seen guys with half their faces bleeding only to get stitched up and get back on. That's being tough.

On the topic of football, I'm a Chelsea supporter myself. Totally psyched when they won the FA Cup against Liverpool. Fingers crossed for the Champions League final.

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We've got Euro 2012 in the bag!

England are always overconfident, and that's why they constantly get smashed to pieces.

I hope Balotelli makes the Italy squad. Damn, he makes me laugh.

Nate 05-10-2012 03:54 AM

I like men in soccer uniforms. Does that count as an interest in sport?

Dixanadu 05-10-2012 06:22 AM

If you saw Wayne Rooney, you'd change that statement to some men.

Wings of Fire 05-10-2012 06:37 AM

Oh

I got a sports reference joke

That's good, right?

STM 05-10-2012 06:53 AM

I was being intentionally sarcastic, England wont win the Euro 2012, they'll never fucking win anything because they are a bunch of overpaid cunts who can't work together. Fuck me, Fulham would have more of a chance of winning the World Cup than England does.

Dixanadu 05-10-2012 06:56 AM

Didn't Greece win the Euro in 2004? Damn, that was messed up.