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I haven't really seen anything fantastic. Well, Wonder Showzen was pretty funny, and HBO's Funny or Die Presents had some decent stuff, but for the most part was hit or miss. Other than that, Dorian has been marathoning the US version of The Office, which I think stopped being funny after season three. And it really wasn't even that funny to begin with. |
The Hangover: Part II ;)
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On a different note, Cars 2 is shaping up to be the least critically acclaimed Pixar film to date. I guess I shouldn't be surprised, but I am a little. The first Cars was a shit sandwich without the crusts and still got rave reviews. I guess the major shittiness of Cars 2 simply couldn't be ignored. |
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And Green Lantern continues to tank hard.
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I kind of want to see that. I want to take a break from thinking for a while.
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Green Lantern is one of the many reasons I hate DC Comics. It tickles me to no end that the movie sucks balls.
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Transformers: Dark of the Moon.
Oh, wait, I'm sorry, the title of this thread isn't "WHAT DO YOU ABSOLUTELY REFUSE TO SEE IV" |
That's two godawful posts in a row, keep it up!
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3 hours, from what I hear.
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I am watching that stupid show Teen Mom on netflix. Because we like making fun of everyone, and because we don't really want to commit to watching a full length movie most of the time.
But good god, is that show horrible/hilarious. The two pig beasts probably entertain us the most. Ugh, my life is sort of sad right now. |
I watched this show on TLC called 'Gypsy Weddings' or somesuch.
Despite the rather insane subject matter, it came across as a genuine effort to shed some light on Romani/Irish Travellers, something I imagine most people don't know much about. It turns out they are about 200% more crazy and incomprehensible as we thought. Still definitely recommend. Also saw Green Lantern. In 3D. Absolutely the second most lackluster film I've seen this year (right behind Sucker Punch). The 3D was complete bullshit and the entire plot was completely mindless. Also the most barebones script ever. |
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Unfortunately. Some girl in my year had a specially made gypsy wedding dress for her prom. I say specially made because it had to be custom fit for her proportions. So everyone got a face full of an un-Godly amount of cleavage spilling from this thing. Trouble is she's probably around the 200 lb mark.
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Transformers 3
Really fucking awesome! Loved it. |
I, also, saw the new Transformers movie.
Wasn't as bad as the second one, definitely wasn't as good as the first one, but it was okay. The story? Fucking crap, no one cares about the story anyways though. The special effects and fights? Good. Really good. It's a movie that you enjoy with your friend and laugh at the dumb things and go "whoa" at the explosions and shit. I did dislike the overuse of the slow-motion scenes and Shockwave's strange worm-like arm or whatever it was. Overall I'd give it a 6.5/10, it was ok. But the plot can go fuck itself, I guessed the whole "sentinel is evil, omg stop him awptimouss praem!" thing when the movie fucking started, it was just so predictable. And where the fuck is Unicron?! Oh, also NOOOO, IRONHIDE :< |
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The Tree of Life by Malick
astonishing and visually bombastic. yet I found some parts a bit kitschy, but all in all a huge film! I remembered 2001: Space Odyssey while watching this film. (one of my fave) |
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That's right Strike Witch! Your opinion is fact and your ability to work out plot points in advance is insurmountable.
Now go out there and live the delusion. |
i watched The Dirty Dozen again because i love Lee Marvin, Ernest Borgnine and Telly Savalas and you can all fuck off and rot if you say anything against them no fuck you motherfucker shut the fuck up
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I streamed an episode of that '17 kids and counting' show the other day, simply because the episode description said that the family takes their kids to a creationist museum full of robotic dinosaurs. It was...Horrible. You know the deal: The Earth is only 6,000 years old, the grand canyon wasn't created by a little water over a long period of time, but rather by "a lot of water over a short period of time" [oh hai noah], man and dinosaurs lived together, etc. Fucking HORRIBLE. But the museum itself was pretty top notch. It's something I would go to just so I could have a hearty day-long belly laugh.
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