Sit next to her, and then ask if anyone smells tuna.
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I didn't say that I'm going alone with her,there's 1 more girl coming but I'm not intrested in her....and anyways she told me that she will talk to me alone aftert hat girl leaves!A lot of replies here are bullshit,some posts are like wacked ideas that I'm sure won't work! When I'm talking to a girl I need to do it like u know..personally..no movie!Keep eye contact,smile always,tease her a bit(in a good and funny way),show her u care by replying to what she's saying to u! I think these are the simplest and easiest way to make her attracted and maybe give me an "yes"! I think she's currently like a "maybe"...not sure!
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Pinch her nipples while making eye contact. Have a gigantic smile on your face, too. Like, open mouthed, drooling smile.
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The dickage club only recruits men and all women will be refused at first sight, if you feel that there is need for a complaint...you can kindly shove it up your hole on 0800-no-one gives a fuck! |
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What you need to do is bring your club. I'm serious. Girls love that. |
i'm a woman too. i've got the little sign and everything.
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Both, I think you'll find.
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Can't you just go and wank yourself to death like a normal teen and fuck off?
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My god, this kid doesn't understand that you should never ask about girls to any one on this forum does he? You could ask me but well, that wouldn't be a good idea since I'm very good at sabotaging my relationships. I think you should go to the cinema and touch the screen, then yell, Oh Mi Gawd I touched the giant television, run back to her giggling and then go I DID THAT FOR YOU, grab her hand, make her touch your stomach then kiss her eye and run off! Because I never did that! Never.
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Let on you're not interested, or interested in another girl. Make her feel unwanted and undesired. Chicks love being treated like crap.
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Without the club, you're just a nobody. :
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Just go there, be yourself, have a good time; then afterwards tell her you really like her and that you'd like to go out on a date with her. End of story.
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Act really gay and flamboyant, and become her 'gay friend'. She will love you more than all her other friends. A few years down the line (giving legal issues and pubescence time enough to run it's course) she will profess her love to you, being sad that you are so gay. Then you can pretend you're bisexual and smash that box, nawm sayn?
Saw Eclipse last night, it was pretty dece. If she is of a comparable age to yourself, she will leave the cinema flustered and strangely aroused. |
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Leto may be trolling you, but that may actually work. |
Your only 13 Dude. just stay in the friends zone then ask her out when your a little older. just act normal. wear normal clothes and just pretend you like Twilight (if thats even possible, them movies are terrible)
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If you are gonna read this post one day, dear The Crappin' Elum, remember that these things that we tell you come from our hearts, and that we absolutely are not teling you something that we know is not good. Because we love you.
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And if you're still willing to give it a shot, just be yourself and tell her how you feel. |
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Your friends who kiss in class probably have cooties!
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By which he means Genital Herpes. Kids these days get up to some freaky shit.
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They're probably not even open mouth kisses either.
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Ask her to be your sex buddy then...sooner or later, relationship will happen.
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just get on with the murdering, for fuck's sake.
that's how relationships work, right? |
Rohypnol. Put the sensual back into non-consensual.
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You should have taken Dixanadu's advice.
Edit: Also, without a club you stood no chance anyway. |
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