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OANST 07-03-2010 06:46 AM

Sit next to her, and then ask if anyone smells tuna.

The Crappin' Elum 07-03-2010 11:37 AM

I didn't say that I'm going alone with her,there's 1 more girl coming but I'm not intrested in her....and anyways she told me that she will talk to me alone aftert hat girl leaves!A lot of replies here are bullshit,some posts are like wacked ideas that I'm sure won't work! When I'm talking to a girl I need to do it like u know..personally..no movie!Keep eye contact,smile always,tease her a bit(in a good and funny way),show her u care by replying to what she's saying to u! I think these are the simplest and easiest way to make her attracted and maybe give me an "yes"! I think she's currently like a "maybe"...not sure!

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OANST can u go look for another thread to necrum at least this time FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!

OANST 07-03-2010 11:41 AM

Pinch her nipples while making eye contact. Have a gigantic smile on your face, too. Like, open mouthed, drooling smile.

Ridg3 07-03-2010 08:46 PM

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tease her a bit(in a good and funny way)

And nothing's more funny than poking fun at her physical/mental problems....does she drool, tease her about it. Next thing you know you'll be a proud memeber of the dickage club.

The dickage club only recruits men and all women will be refused at first sight, if you feel that there is need for a complaint...you can kindly shove it up your hole on 0800-no-one gives a fuck!

Xavier 07-04-2010 12:06 AM

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show her u care by replying to what she's saying to u!

You definitely know how a woman works...

Josh 07-04-2010 01:37 AM

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FOR FUCK'S SAKE!!!

Do that, that sounds good.

T-nex 07-04-2010 01:44 AM

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I didn't say that I'm going alone with her,there's 1 more girl coming but I'm not intrested in her....and anyways she told me that she will talk to me alone aftert hat girl leaves!A lot of replies here are bullshit,some posts are like wacked ideas that I'm sure won't work! When I'm talking to a girl I need to do it like u know..personally..no movie!Keep eye contact,smile always,tease her a bit(in a good and funny way),show her u care by replying to what she's saying to u! I think these are the simplest and easiest way to make her attracted and maybe give me an "yes"! I think she's currently like a "maybe"...not sure!

WTF? Who told you that's how it works. I'm a woman and I know for a fact that it's not how it works. She'll mostly put you in her friend zone, which is like a spiderweb only worse.

What you need to do is bring your club. I'm serious. Girls love that.

MA 07-04-2010 02:55 AM

i'm a woman too. i've got the little sign and everything.

The Crappin' Elum 07-04-2010 03:20 AM

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WTF? Who told you that's how it works. I'm a woman and I know for a fact that it's not how it works. She'll mostly put you in her friend zone, which is like a spiderweb only worse.

What you need to do is bring your club. I'm serious. Girls love that.

And I'm guessing that u have a boyfriend or ure just looking forward to making fun of a 13 years old

Nate 07-04-2010 03:31 AM

Both, I think you'll find.

Josh 07-04-2010 03:32 AM

Can't you just go and wank yourself to death like a normal teen and fuck off?

STM 07-04-2010 05:41 AM

My god, this kid doesn't understand that you should never ask about girls to any one on this forum does he? You could ask me but well, that wouldn't be a good idea since I'm very good at sabotaging my relationships. I think you should go to the cinema and touch the screen, then yell, Oh Mi Gawd I touched the giant television, run back to her giggling and then go I DID THAT FOR YOU, grab her hand, make her touch your stomach then kiss her eye and run off! Because I never did that! Never.

Dixanadu 07-04-2010 09:28 AM

Let on you're not interested, or interested in another girl. Make her feel unwanted and undesired. Chicks love being treated like crap.

Sekto Springs 07-04-2010 02:14 PM

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And I'm guessing that u have a boyfriend or ure just looking forward to making fun of a 13 years old
She's my girlfriend, and the only reason she loves me is because my club is so massive.
Without the club, you're just a nobody.

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Let on you're not interested, or interested in another girl. Make her feel unwanted and undesired. Chicks love being treated like crap.
This is pretty much 100% true.

Oddsville 07-04-2010 08:13 PM

Just go there, be yourself, have a good time; then afterwards tell her you really like her and that you'd like to go out on a date with her. End of story.

Leto 07-04-2010 08:21 PM

Act really gay and flamboyant, and become her 'gay friend'. She will love you more than all her other friends. A few years down the line (giving legal issues and pubescence time enough to run it's course) she will profess her love to you, being sad that you are so gay. Then you can pretend you're bisexual and smash that box, nawm sayn?

Saw Eclipse last night, it was pretty dece. If she is of a comparable age to yourself, she will leave the cinema flustered and strangely aroused.

moxco 07-04-2010 11:11 PM

^^^^

Leto may be trolling you, but that may actually work.

Crashpunk 07-05-2010 12:30 AM

Your only 13 Dude. just stay in the friends zone then ask her out when your a little older. just act normal. wear normal clothes and just pretend you like Twilight (if thats even possible, them movies are terrible)

oh I'm 16 with Girl troubles. sucks doesn't it...(saddly no :D)

abe is now! 07-05-2010 03:25 AM

If you are gonna read this post one day, dear The Crappin' Elum, remember that these things that we tell you come from our hearts, and that we absolutely are not teling you something that we know is not good. Because we love you.

Havoc 07-05-2010 06:06 AM

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SO I'M CURRENTLY IN THE FRIEND ZONE
Good luck with that. Takes some real skill to get out of that.

And if you're still willing to give it a shot, just be yourself and tell her how you feel.

The Crappin' Elum 07-05-2010 06:48 AM

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Your only 13 Dude. just stay in the friends zone then ask her out when your a little older. just act normal. wear normal clothes and just pretend you like Twilight (if thats even possible, them movies are terrible)

oh I'm 16 with Girl troubles. sucks doesn't it...(saddly no :D)

Well I told her how I felt about her,didn't rly get a response,she just told me that she's not intrested too much in me as a "bf" btw what's up with being 13?I have friends at the same age that have gf's and kiss in class :P

Wings of Fire 07-05-2010 06:59 AM

Your friends who kiss in class probably have cooties!

Josh 07-05-2010 07:07 AM

By which he means Genital Herpes. Kids these days get up to some freaky shit.

Dixanadu 07-05-2010 07:07 AM

They're probably not even open mouth kisses either.

OANST 07-05-2010 07:08 AM

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Well I told her how I felt about her,didn't rly get a response,she just told me that she's not intrested too much in me as a "bf" btw what's up with being 13?I have friends at the same age that have gf's and kiss in class :P

Did you stick your pinky in her butt?

Ridg3 07-05-2010 08:51 AM

Ask her to be your sex buddy then...sooner or later, relationship will happen.

MA 07-05-2010 08:52 AM

just get on with the murdering, for fuck's sake.

that's how relationships work, right?

Josh 07-05-2010 08:53 AM

Rohypnol. Put the sensual back into non-consensual.

T-nex 07-05-2010 09:03 AM

You should have taken Dixanadu's advice.

Edit: Also, without a club you stood no chance anyway.

Havoc 07-05-2010 10:06 AM

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Ask her to be your sex buddy then...sooner or later, relationship will happen.

QFT