Ah, power to the troletarian! Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk.

Why am I not getting screwed?

I don't know. Try working out a bit, get a new haircut and maybe even join a dating website.

That's so below the belt as to not even be funny.

No no, it's funny jks:tard:

Right, but me being here like, a year or two makes me rep go pffffft.

I couldn't care less, honestly. I just like complaining. I'm a complainer.

I had got 10 points and now I've got 5 points I will die soon in this way shit!

500 might be a bit excessive, but what the hell. It doesn't really matter.

OANST, now change your signature............

What's that?


Edit: Who changed me to Oddworld Masturbator, anyway? I bet it was Max. He is such a bastard.

Yeah, I'd have guessed Max too.

Alcar...

Huh, I don’t remember doing that. I’d bet it was Nate, who disapproved of me changing you to Oddworld Creator. Did you know that? No.

You're the mischievous one, so I automatically assume it's you whenever shenanigans occur.

Alcar...

Eh, you're all bastards. Every bastarding one of you.

Peter’s kicking up the fuss. My conclusion is that he’s the guilty party.

Yes. I agree.

Oooooohhhhh, I like the new one. I'm not sure if it's true as my idea of debating is typically the "mock, insult, insult, mock" technique, but I like it anyway.

You people think we haven't seen the Austin Powers movies?

I haven't.

I’ve seen bits and pieces, but please, expressions sounding reminiscent of ‘masturbate’ are part of every school child’s vocabulary.

So well done whatever school child is responsible for this.