Lol.

"Let me think about it..."

Things that a glukkon would never say...
"Do you like my suit"?
"Who wants a promotion"?

Why would a Glukkon never say that? I realise they have little respect for the opinions of what they deem 'lower species', but they do have conversations with other Glukkons.

"Mo moolah, mo problems"

"I'd like to apologise on behalf of my brethren..."

abealicious

"Sure, you can install that charity machine in my office, no problem."

thats a nice suit you got there.

'Maybe we should start feeding our mudokon slaves'
'Hello abe want to go to the pub?'

i'll get the next round in.

Hey! I like this Abe guy! Can I get his autograph?

Aww, poor Lulu.

"The soulstorm brew fomula is kept here and here"
"New from Rupture Farms.... Glukkon Grapes! 100% Glukkon meat.

"Nicorette Gum for everyone!"

'Lets shake on it'.

Antiquing.

"drag0nbane442 is our best friend, because he gets us to tell sligs to "Kill'em!" while they are facing us. He also likes to say he pwned us, and calls us all kind of nice things after getting us to donate to the Lulu Fund. What a perfect friend!"

Can I call myself a true gluk fan without trying to contribute?

-to slig- Take a nap, you deserve it

"I think selling meat is wrong, let's change Rupture Farms into a Shopping Centre."

Don't worry about setting up chant suppresors outside my office lads...

"Gadzooks! My forever-expanding collection of currency stored in my bank account has increased immensley after winning the lottery! Drinks all 'round, courtesy of me!"

Looks and Moolah Aren’t everything.

"What the gluk is this Lulu Fund machine doing here?"
- A Mudokon walks away twiddling their thumbs and whistling.

what the gluck.

I'm gonna annoy some teachers with this :D

My best friend is a pud!

thats a very interesting statement, and i'd like to financially back your business all the way, even if it does get bigger than mine and force me to closedown.

ill add to your financial investments mollucks assistant, but please could you pay me back, i'm a bit skint at the moment

i will most definately help you out my fellow gluk. and if need be, i will sell some of my more valued possessons to pay you back if your investment does not 'succeed'.

all investments made by you or anyone else have a 100% guarantee to be refunded in time.

"Hello, my name is Molluck."
"Hi Molluck."
"I had my first brew..."

I can see them saying that

"I promise to set all mudokons free."