I doubt it.

Lie on the auction page. Describe it as Lorne Lanning's. Attempt to explain how you obtained it.

Carve a paw print on it.

There have been weirder things up for auction.

this isn't the lovely nugget of news I was expecting

:/

Good luck with those OANST...
get well soon

Is it even possible to piss the stones out without having broken them up with ultrasound?

I assume so. I don't think kidney stones started happening after ultrasound was invented.

Yeah, but they used to need an operation to take them out manually.

Well, whatever happens, good luck. D:

My cousin has had them. He described being in intolerable pain, despite how heavily medicated he was.

Good luck, you poor, poor thing.

Alcar...

No, they can quite easily be stuck in there permanently. But when we evolved they were unlikely to be an issue anyway. Different lifestyle, different diet, and of course, we probably wouldn't live long enough either. On top of that, anyone who did get them would soon be eliminated from the population anyway.

I mean like... fifty years ago...

Surgery if you could afford it, horrible, horrible pain indefinitely if you could not.

So....



What happens during ejaculation?

Pebble-ridden semen.

My semen doesn't come from my kidney. Does yours?

Daxter King needs his plumbing reorganised..

Kidney-Cum

Bwahah!

Fortunately, I've managed to avoid kidney stones so far (touch wood). My brother had them a while ago. From his description of the pain, I don't think I want them. Have fun, my friend!

It is said that the kidneys are one of the most, sensitive organs in the human body, "second" only to the eyes and genitals. Stabbing someone in the kidney would cause them such excruciating pain that they will be immediately incapacitated, possibly unconscious.


This does not surprise me. You have stabbed the guy, after all.

So what's the relation between kidney beans and kidney stones?

Plant the stone and it grows into a bean.

None. Contrary to popular belief, kidney beans are not named for their superficial similarity to animal kidneys, but is rather a corruption of the phrase "kid knee beans," harking back to the day when children would be brutally mutilated and their knees used for fertiliser in the bean yards.

What age was this in? I want to know more.

Fifties, I think.

No, I just assumed that yours did. With you always ranting about your bodily functions I figured something was wrong in there.

"What did you do on the weekend while we were away, Simon?"
"I had the stomach flu for a little while, but I feel better."
"That's good."
"Oh yeah, and I talked to a guy from Oddworld Forums about his kidney stones on Xbox live."

Last May:

"So Marcus, what did you do last weekend?"
"I stayed the night in London with some guys I met on the Internet."

November - August:

"So Charlie, where did you meet that rampaging homosexual hobbit"

"*Sigh* The Internet"