In that case, no. But I object to 'intercourse' being considered the be-all and end-all of the sexual experience.

Though I will concede that if we're also going to take quality in to account... I'm not really rating so high there either.

*rechecks own statement*...

...

You're right x_x

I meant to say that I'm more interested in the play, rather than actually having sex >_<

No

I was 17

:happy:

I'm a virgin because I'm soooo special:p. And Catholic. And I wouldn't know where to loose it anyways.

Uh... I think you quoted the wrong post there.

You really want to know, don't you? Some people have suggested anthropophobia, my own mother and brother just yesterday made the serious and disturbing suggestion that I had some form of undiagnosed autism (which I found utterly ridiculous). My dad was closer on the mark last week when he said that I seemed to be "retreating into myself". I call it extreme shyness. It takes a herculean will on my part to initiate or maintain a conversation with all but my closest allies, and even then I have a tendency to wander off by myself.

No.
16, just. It was BAD. To the tune of Iron Maiden and all


Don't worry girls, I got better. But then I haven't had sex for a year so I'm probably back to square one.

What do YOU think?

It's like your avatar said that :)

Yes. I am a virgin.

That's a TECHNICAL error I tell you!! >:-C


Kill me x_x

Yeah with what's been going on, I'm holding on to mine.
Then again, I am only 16.
I was going to be all I'm not touching you untill I actually know you but now I don't know anything any more.

hmm...does that make your daughter the anti-christ?

Instead of a male angel making your wife pregnant, a female angel had sex with you and gave birth to your daughter and since angel sex doesn't count as sex anymore...you are still a virgin.

Thus your daughter being the opposite of jesus! :monster:

:fuzblink:

Well of course! Didn't you see her putting those sticks down that drain in her picture!? Sticks man!!

Was it a stick...or an upside down cross?

<.<

>.>

No. Just not OANST’s.

I'm single at moment. Come here.

Zozo is really a man, AIN.

Alcar...

:eek: ooooh... what the fuck I thought? Shit, I still thought that he was a girl! Sorry guys, I didn't know it.

Watch out... Beadle's About!

This thread needed a poll...

So I added one

Since when do the forums have more virgins than loose people?

We've become complacent in our goal of forum-wide sluttery!

Alcar...

It's possible to be a slut and retain your virginity :(.

Roadkill?

Quiche?

I HAD SEX WITH A WHOLE GIRL, and the first time was painful for reason that are gross and involving wounds.

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No. No details need be given, it was as awkward as it needed to be. But it was funny afterwards, because I just shut up and listened to my pretentious, hipster music with my mate. We each lit up our respective sticks of cannabis and just chilled. The old days... (O_O )

I thought that's what forums were invented for, a place for virgins to talk about how sad our lives are. :p

:lol:

It's 'Lose'. Only one 'O'. You shouldn't use 'And' after a full stop.

Judging from what I just said I think it's quite obvious that I am a virgin.

Oh pooo-leeeeeeease, being a grammar and spelling nazi is so fucking last year.

DO TELL

is it a Tale of the Ripped Foreskin? Or the Trembling Terrors of the Triple-boobed Womanectomy?

I lost mine when I was, I think, 16 or something. Was kinda nice with a semi girlfriend at the time, but in the end we had sex twice and never saw each other again. What I do remember is that she was pretty damn wild, I had scratch marks on my back that evening, I kid you not.

I always knew you liked tigers a little too much, Havoc.