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I thought you stopped doing that? :
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It isn't but.
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I didn't do it. Facsimile did. lulz. |
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I killed Mudling
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I refuse to give it a second chance.
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Back on topic plz.
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A real one, as my past ones are obviously fabrications. (I WOULD NEVAH VOTE REPUBLICAN) The fact that shame if a personal feeling and the fact that I can't feel anything emotionally cause a dilemma. However I could share the fact that I used to partake in the activity of Dungeons and Dragons. Yes, I was the DM in those days, leading my valiant groups of heroes in dark caverns, colossal towers, and vibrant alternate dimensions. However I got bored when I discovered how good orgasms felt. So, yeah. |
My secret shame (very childish, sorry):
This one girl made me mad, so I put two condoms in her room the day she went out with her boyfriend, her parents found them and she got grounded for a week. (I'm friends with her older sister, that's how I got in her house) EDIT: I felt VERY bad after I done it, which is weird 'cus I normally don't regret stuff, don't they call that "psycopathic"? |
ONE TIME I POOP MY PANTS AT THE SCHOOL DANCE
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Unfortunatly Lazer's wrong. :P
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No, I was commenting on how you said your behaviour is typically 'psychopathic'. Your actions aside, I would much rather see my son/daughter with some kind of pregnancy preventive than know they were dating without using protection. Techinically, you didn't really do anything wrong-Her parents had no right to get pissed off. Also, you could not feel bad about things because it was a justified action. |
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The reason her parents got mad is because they are extremely christian and believe in the no sex before marriage. (I'm not putting down anyone that believes the same) |
I am. Friggin' extremists.
And you, WFD. Stop being so unoffensive. It's offensive. :tard: Shame: Once was a fan of the band Creed. Ewww. Once they broke up I kinda awoke from my freaky hypnosis and cried. Cried a lot. |
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that reminds me, one time when I was in an elevator when I was 10 or so, I was with my sister and her friend, so I was like "MAN I CAN DO THE BEST FARTS" and pushed out the hardest fart I ever could, resulting in a huge diarrhea sput in my pants. I didn't tell anyone, I just said I had to go to the bathroom really quickly, when really I had already gone. story 2 of 3 of the times that I have shat myself. |
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Are you kidding me? I've shit myself 3 times so far this year. |
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One thing I'm not proud of: I listen to rock + metal for half the time I'm awake, but sometimes I listen to really awful pop-songs and love it. Nothing too bad, but meh. |
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I shat myself a solid 4 times. |
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I once threw my shoe out the window in anger and I hit a four year old girl. Still haunts me to this day. |
I often regret accepting apologies from people.
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That would have to be the best split second untrue explanation EVER if you wanted to avoid looking like a psycho.
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Reminds me on when I was incredibly pissed off over nothing, and rushing from maths class, and I came charging through the hallway, and ran straight into a little kid, then it hit me that not onyl was he in year 8, but he was the victim kid of his year and had an extremly low self-esteem. I had to apologize to him for several miniutes but I'm still pretty guilty.
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