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Oh yeah, i can imitate Keith Flint from The Prodigy very well!

oh and i am the fasted in my year in the 100 metre sprint

No, I taught myself. I couldn't do it, then after a year of playing with my tongue and trying to do it as I delivered papers on my bike, I was able to. Genes are stupid.

No, it means that you were genetically able to do it but previously didn't know how. It's the same with wiggling your ears - most (if not all) people are biologically able to do it but few know what nerves to fire to do it.

Okay. Fine. I have no talents. Happy?

no

you must have a talent or you can't exist

Wait, for a non-existant being, posting on a forum is quite a talent. But that means he does have a talent so he does exist but that means posting is not a talent for him and that means.... AH A PARADOX! My brain hurts.

A sharp tongue?

Are tongue things talents, in so much as just genetic luck? Same applies to double jointedness. Not so much a talent, just chance.

I can make all sorts of freakish noises and dinosaur roars and things, pretty damn well too if I say so myself...though whether that's skill or just I'm the only sort of person who would make weird noises like that in the first place I don't know...

I'm a very talened artist, I'm very good at writing, and I can
make my eyes vibrate in their sockets.

Rofl.

When I lick the envelope, the paper gets cut XD.

I have a forked tongue. Take a look:

Freaky. Are you being serious?

My computer graphic skills are pretty impressive but not that impressive. Yes, it's a real picture taken from a real webcam. What makes you assume it's fake? You never seen a forked tongue before? :D

*CoughGene SimmonsCough*

did you fo that yourself or were you born with it?

I can flex my penis.










Sadly, I'm not kidding.

What is this?!

You mean... like ever other penis since Adam's?

Hey, no belief pushing.

I'll push whatever mystical, mumbo-jumbo penis I like, thank you.

Oh, that was tortuous. :)

I can tell grammar isn't your talent.
Anyway, I also discovered I can bend my thumb backwards and make it stay there, hooked on the back of my hand. And I can make 3 out of 5 fingers on each hand 'feel dead' (you have to bend them this special way, and when you flick it, it feels like it has no bone/ it's dead).
It's quite a fun way to freak out my friends.

Near-perfectly impersonate Abe's hand. I'm not kidding, my thumb is so flexible that it can be like Abe's (if the far left finger is considered a thumb on his hand).

I can also screw up a story of mine like Hideo Kojima so noone actually knows what it is, but takes years to find out. OK, OK, Maybe not as much as him. (noone can do that)

I can do the Abes hand thing, it does'nt take much effort just practice.

Booyah! Did a quick shot.

http://img401.imageshack.us/img401/9881/dsc00396ej3.jpg

That's awesome, Fortesque13. I wish I could do that.

Well, I don't have many talents. The ones I have are pretty boring anyway.

I can play a wine glass. Yeah, pretty boring.

If I think up a new character (original mind), I immediately know their past, present, future and the appearence.

Yeah, I can't think of any more.

Heh, I can see my Avatar, therefore, that picture is win.

With all the spamming you do on this forum, it would be hard not to see your avatar.

When does aptitude at one or more subjects become a talent?

Spam? This IS INPUUUUUUUT!

Cool Abe's Hand thing!Kastere, is that your Avatar i see in the Picture!