I tobogganed off a cliff.
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Umm... ouch?
Something stupid I've done recently... let's see... Well, whilst at Disneyland just a few days ago, I nearly elbowed my mom in the face on Space mountain. (which is a roller coaster for those who didn't already know.) Could've seriously hurt, but luckily my elbow didn't hit too hard. |
The other day, I forgot where I parked my car, and thought I'd found it. It wasn't mine, but it had almost the exact same registration number, the only difference was a 3 instead of a 4, and I couldn't find my keys. A man came to the car and unlocked the door, then asked me what the hell I was doing around his car, then I said that it was my car, then I punched him in the face under the suspicion of theft. Then, I took his key off him and got in, and drove off home. He was in the back seat of the car, I just went home to get my gloves, I was going to take him to the police, then I looked at his registration number to find that where my reg no. would have a 4, his had a
3, then I looked into my pocket again and found MY keys, so I gave him back his keys, gave him a beer and £20 as compensation, then got the bus to the shop to collect my car. I felt terrible - I've never gone to that shop again. |
Ouch...
That's like when you walk into the store with younger siblings, and then grab someone else's daughter/son and start to walk off with them. A feeling of stupidity that will haunt you for the rest of your consious life... |
The thing that really upset me was losing the beer! ;)
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I walked into a staircase when I was texting someone. It bled really bad, had to go and glue it up at the hospital.
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yuk, could you see brains?
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Interesting...lemme think of something. . . ah I can't, I will later though!
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Oww Mojo that must have hurt...poor boy...:nonono:
See what texting is doing to us? And last week I accidentally walked out the door with a wallet I was planning to buy and forgot to check out. They should really put the cashier stand in front of the door. |
Oh that reminded me of something, thx skillya! I went to the corner store (minit mart) to get everyone in my house some treats (i was feeling very energetic!), and I found out I was like 50 cents short. So I ran all the way home and got 50 cents, and came back to the store to pay the clerk. The clerk then said the tax, 5 cents more! Of course she wasn't generous and didn't let me off scott free, so once again I ran all the way home to get 5 CENTS and run all the way back. The treats ended up getting eaten in under 1 minute =/
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Ouch. that's almost what I did.
I went to my grandma's house today, and helped load some songs to her mp3 player (got 21 bucks for it too!) and when I was leaving I forgot my jacket. Then about 2/3rd of the way home, I remembeered I had her cell-phone in my wallet. Thank goodness I didn't forget anything else. |
The toboggan story reminded me of Suislide, a retardedly inflatable snowcoaster run at Uncle Tommys. My two brothers and I went down it, we all had the biggest ****ing black eyes of our lives after we hit that maple tree.
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I just remember something. I was born -- that was possibly the stupidest thing ever.
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Wow, that's not a pessimistic way of thinking at all.
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Lol well I thought of something stupid I just did last night.
At 3 AM, I was going to bed and since part of my braces broke, it's been poking me. So I was trying to get it into a comfy position, when the rubber on the broken piece went soaring outta my mouth! Now, without that, the broken part will really hurt without the rubber, it' very pointy 0_o;;. So I looking all around meh blankets. I found nothing. So I threw all of the blankets onto the floor, and started looking all over the place. Nothing. So now I had a bunch of bunched of blankets on the floor, and it was now 3:15. I had no choice but to go to sleep. But I've mistake though. It doesn't hurt me. :) |
Lol, did you even pick your blankets?
w00t w00t w00t w00t 500th post!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
I broke my wrist. Running backwards.
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I slipped on the ice in front of my house about five or six times today, and in front of quite a few people. I seriously should've shoveled that stuff instead of being so lazy :p.
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Ok, I have to get a bunch of this off my chest
I'm embarrassed that I think of looking up porn almost everyday I'm embarrassed that I've broken too many promises to count I'm embarrassed that I purposely put off doing important things, like reports or writing OWF I'm embarrassed that every time I see a hot girl, I undress her with my mind at least once I'm embarrassed that whenever a hot girl is wearing a visible thong, I can't help but look at it more than once Gah...the embarrassments of a 14-year old.... |
Hmmm... all this seems natural. You say you're 14? That means you're going through something that I don't like to mention - *takes a deep breath* - *cringes as he says it* - puberty . I don't know why I find it so hard to say that.
You're experiencing puberty, a chemical known as a 'hormone' is being produced in your body, a sudden spurt of hormones can cause 'impure' thinking. Aside from that, there's a bit of curiosity involved. When I was your age, I prevented myself from doing things like what you do - whenever impure thoughts drifted into my head, I'd always think of something different (mostly TV shows). And also, if it makes you feel any better, I've broken a number of promises too. |
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Somebody with their minds on other things. And somebody who has a girlfriend/wife, and sees it as immoral to do that. Even though it's just imaginary. I see it as immoral to do that, but each to their own. Even people without girlfriends or wives could see it as immoral to do that.
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I did not think of the whole girlfreind/wife thing, good point. :p
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I don't really think it's cheating. But I wouldn't do that sort of thing anyway...
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Ack, don't mention that word Oddjob! :p It burns!!!
1500th Post! ^.^ I'm an Outlaw Sniper! :D |
What, 'immoral'?
I tell you what's immoral - robbing from a guy in a wheelchair. No, I'm messing. I know what you mean, Jordan. Also, congratulations! You can enjoy sniping people now, instead of cutting them, like you did yesterday. The Outlaw cutter is dead now. |
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Ah, but what if the guy in the wheelchair has a gun?
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