That is if the ninja could get to the pirate before he got shot.
and you may be thinking that pirates only have one shot pistols, but captains usually had seven or eight one shot pistols, and when he shot one, the first mate would re-load it.

(p.s. everyone has their own opinion.)

DeviantART, Hobo?

Daleks!!!!!!!

Robots are actually the true winners here.

But in this case, Ninjas. Haven't you ever watched like any ninja action movie? They can deflect the pirates bullets with their katanas.

With their ****ing katanas!

So? Pirates can deflect katanas with severed body parts.

Braiiiins, Bullet?

Not that katana baloney again. And why would a ninja have one of those anyhow?

I always thought that Samurai used Katana's and Ninja's used a shorter and straighter blade.

ya thats right

I've always favored lumberjacks and their burly plaided beardedness. But that's just me. Hell, I used the story of a lumberjack as the plot element for an allegory I wrote in English. But that's beside the point. We're talking about ninjas and pirates. And I say...

Pirates.

Actually possible?
Oui! C'est possible!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f182pQ51BlE

Wow! Majic's back!

I think pirates are better.

Why? Because pirates have the gold.

And ninjas have the cheese.

Wait- I'm thinking of the French.


Ninjas have... black... silk?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-sHTJ...elated&search=

I've gone one better.

How the hell did I go from this thread to reading about So I Married an Axe Murderer on Wikipedia?

The second best sort of ninja would have to be I.T. Ninjas:

http://www.inktank.com/images/AT/cartoons/09-15-00.gif

It's the magic of the wikipedia faeries.

Ah yes. the mystic not-so-whimsical wiki-pedia fairies.

XD ninjas, or zombies too

Or if somehow the discussion between ninjas and pirates seemed to side track. somehow....

I'd say Vikings.

Skol Vikings! Let's win this game
Skol Vikings! Honor your name.
Go get that first down
Then get a touchdown
Rock 'em, sock 'em, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT! FIGHT!
Go Vikings, run out the score, you'll hear us yell for more!
V-I-K-I-N-G-S
Skol Vikings, let's go!

is that your school mascot?

robots! but if i had to pick one ninjas

No, its the Minnesota Vikings fight song. School mascots are the Lakers(Muskie with a basketball in its mouth), The Phoenix, and the Manty Blue Devils.

Captain Pugwash could kick a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Arse anyday.

Pirates are Supreme in every way.

Aye! and they have the rum!

This Captain Pugwash?

Uhm... Err... Well... You see... uhm... no. Not that Captain Pugwash heh.

*phew*

Sure...let's go with that one. [/unsuredness]