make green noodles out of fleeches and then use scrab legs as chopsticks
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Blue Eagle Enterprise's:
Scrabber's FINEST slow-churned red jam. (made with the freshest scrab brains ever) Paramite Peak's FINEST slow-churned purple jam. (made from the freshest paramite intestines, with everything that goes with it) |
Slurg Slushies. Slurp it.
Slurg Surprise. Flavorful as ever. Mudokon Munchies. Twice the flavor for Twice the savor. (That didn't make sense did it?) Steefburger. Great novelty snacks. Sloggy Dumplings. Still going heavy-twice the production. Slig Slice. You'll never find a sharper soda. Thanks for the idea, Bullet Magnet. |
Human cookies :lol:!
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Mmm...everything sound so good in this thread!
Elum Merengue Pie with bits of shaved chocolate-covered Steef horn, Scrab jelly ring (copyright to Spirrow ;) and a hint of lemon. :D |
I think I become a vegetarian...
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how about Fuzzle Funnle Cakes ground fuzzle meat deep fry and mix in cake batter |
Ha, have fun trying to munch those hard horns, Dark Elite. Then
again maybe you can boil them down a bit and hope they become soft like noodles. Maid, don't become a vegetarian now, we need you to be the Grand Tester of our latest products.:) (undertone) (And if you die, we'll give your ashes back to your family.;)) Edit: I don't know if Slurg Slushies came from AE, but I don't think the industrials have much use for slurgs. How 'bout Fuzzle Fries. Simple, delicious strips of All-Natural Fuzzle meat. Ha, you gotta love those company gimmicks. Is it really natural. |
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How about that:
An ash surprise... |
No, Maid, that's the least you could ask from an over-corrupt enterprise
led by me. I'm not going to let your spirit wither away so fast. I'm sorry, but you are fired. Just kidding, but you lost the job. Would not want to risk losing you to a chunk of meat. (But we can still benefit from you in all stages of your life.) Ah, great, now I'm going to need a new Tester. Hey, Creepy Doc, people trust you. How would you like the job. A handsome sum for success, and a death sentence (by the food) for failure. I'll await your answer. :
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Spoose Chockies
Yellow Centre with the essence of mint. One bite will give a bursting, crackling sensation. Nothing like you ever tasted before. Eat them and how have the powers of possessions and they have medical purposes too. Nothing can be any sweeter. CAUTION: Too much can rot the teeth and seriously affect the digestive system. |
Ninjaxe Munchies.
Ingredients: One Ninjaxe. Take your basic Ninjaxe and slice into bitesize chunks with a rusty chainsaw. Eat. :lick: |
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so where should I sign that contract? :D |
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Aww... however:
-Munch fries -Glukkon pops -Elum chops -Mudokon O's... |
Mudokon O's?
BLLllleeeeeggrhhrhhgh. So far, the most appetizing creature on Oddworld seems to be either the Paramite or the Elum... And when I say appetizing, I mean it in the loosest sense of the word. |
Fried slurg with a garlic sauce, served with a side of scrab and meech chili.
...mmm, I just made myself hungry. |
then have this:
Giant Purple Slegburgers: 1 lb. ground giant purple-assed sleg meat. 2 oz. gabbiar 2 tablespoons of vykker's labs' food coloring agent purple number 43 1 oz. vykker's labs' special meat-binding agent number 7 |
Eh to lasy to read whole topic. Sorry if some of my ideas were already used :p.
Paramite pie! Put a paramite in a pie and you're done! Scrab cake! Put some scrab guts in a frosted color cake and you're done! :D It's so original :rolleyes: :lol:. |
Just for your knowledge, Guyect, sligburger, steefburger and probably slogburger has already been created. But thanks to Alcar and his first failed attemp at upgrading the forums, half the posts in the thread have been deleted so you probably won't find them all around here.
On the other hand here's a whole new range of Spire Brokerage's latest products. Paramite Puffs. Paramites just went another step forward. Scrab Patties. Your mouth will be howling like the Devil of Hellcry.(Or something like that.) Bolamite Burgers. Even the ladies don't back away from these irresistible treats. Meetle Munchies. Isn't that a new twist to your food?! Slig 'N' slogs FINEST ready-mixed meat for fat and lazy American guys. Quote by Hardees narrator: "Naturally you could go to the store, buy it seperately, and mix it at home...but then you would have to buy it seperately and mix it at home. Guys. Slig 'N' Slog's. Spire Brokerage. |
Mudokon ice cream!
(...even Rupture Farm is the only factory which could make meat ice... yummy :p) |
You've also been late for the job lately, Creepy Doc. You know, I
would love to give you a raise and handle your retirement contract and such. Mmmm, Doc Brownies. (salivates) Creepy Doc: You're getting more gross every time you post here, Spirrow. Spirrow: Yep, that's the price to success. _________________________________________ This message brought to you by: Maid Munchies "Mmm Mmm, it'll cost her more than an arm and a leg." |
But srsly...
Glukkon Glace Cherries.
TREASON! |
Did you mean "glazed" cherries. So what's the recipe list.
New list: Stunkburger. It's not what you think. Meechburger. We found the very last decomposing scraps in a corner and spiced it up for you. Elum Slabs. (crickets chirrup) |
I've got some more ideas of products:
Mountain Brew. Sounds sorta familiar New Soullite Porta-Brews. Be Warned: Not much more portable than the original. Slog Pops. Salty and chewy. Elum pudding. Slimy and slurpy. Meep Mash. Advised for young children only. (They are more likely to choke on it.) |
Don't bouble post (sorry,I couldn't resist correcting somebody for once :p)
EDIT: Sorry,I didn't see the date.Damn I'm ****tarded |
Double posting is okay if there are several days between posts. In that case, editing wouldn't help as it wouldn't bump the thread up.
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I do it like that all the time if several days or up to a week has passed.
I know it's not against the rules. |
Sausage juice. Yummy!
or Gastric juice. Hmmm! :) |