Seems like that one wasn't that stupid an answer though...
Which puts me in the strange position of telling people to make stupid posts because if they give a relevant answer, that would be spam in this thread... *head explodes* |
Ha, my head almost felt like exploding when I woke up this morning.
*clears throat* Well now, back to business. Why is Abe blue? |
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Answer: Because he got dumped in blue paint. |
why do sligs wear masks.
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Why do vykers have four arms.
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They want to look like ganesh, so they stick two extra arms on.
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Because they suffer horrendous acne.
Why do scrabs dance? |
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Why do Sligs like to shoot things? |
Because I'm the target.
Why do slurgs squeek? |
Because my fat bum's sitting on 'em! Not really hee hee!
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Why do Fleeches have two heads? |
All the better to lick you with!
Why do the Greeters grin? |
Because they see their girlfriends naked, that's why!
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Why does Stranger wear some darts on his hat?
So he can play dart if he's bored every time. |
why do grubs talk like wanna be punk skaters.
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To match their single eye, of course. Why do Muds run into walls all the time? |
They try to get away from Abe's farts, so they run into walls!
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So and here's a question I have since oddworld exist:
Why the hell aren't there some female heroes???? :p :D |
because the females are at home cooking duh.
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You are going to cook there, buddy! :evil:
Why have Scrabs no arms? |
Don't worry, they're 'armless!
No, wait, Aargh!.... *pain* Why did the Vendo stop? |
Why do snoozers have four eyes
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The vendo stopped because Alf gave up on his own rehab.
Why do Muds have feathers? |
Because wheels turn.
Why does Alf have a lisp? |
Because he's old and has weak mandible.
Why look paramite heads like hands? |
Because if they imitated your face, whatever looked at them would die of horror.
Why do wheels turn in the first place? |
:banghead: because little hamsters are running round in them !!!
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why do glukkons smoke.
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