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ANN NEELY 07-09-2005 08:21 AM

I usually only have green tea and lite yogurt in the mornings, but if I really am in the mood...
Cheerios
Bran Flakes
Oatmeal
and Cream Of Wheat would be my favorites.

big bro boogie 07-09-2005 11:01 AM

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Curses...

How about falling out of a plane? I'd be thinking "fucking cereal, wish I'd brought a parachute!"

Well, you wouldn't be falling out of a plane if you ate cerial.

I don't eat cerial each day, but anyway, I like:
Cap 'n crunch
Trix
Cookie Crisps
And some other of those Kelloggs brands.

Rich 07-09-2005 11:04 AM

What are you going to do if you're lactose intolerant, cereal isn't much fun then.

big bro boogie 07-09-2005 11:16 AM

How about sugarfree cerial...

Rich 07-09-2005 11:26 AM

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How about sugarfree cerial...
Look up lactose intolerant then see how pwned you are.

Kimon 07-09-2005 12:35 PM

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Look up lactose intolerant then see how pwned you are.

L. O. L.

Yes. That's just funny.

big bro boogie 07-09-2005 01:21 PM

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Look up lactose intolerant then see how pwned you are.

Holy Shit! Damn. I feel sooo pwned (godamit, aargh).
You're right. That ends cereal.

Rich 07-09-2005 01:43 PM

Hah! So many people pwned in one day!
I'm in such a good mood I might just eat some cereal.

used:) 07-09-2005 02:14 PM

Does anyone remember that cereal that was those little tiny slicses of french toast? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

Leto 07-09-2005 02:46 PM

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Look up lactose intolerant then see how pwned you are.
LOL-ERFANT!

Rich for OT mod, now.

Rich 07-09-2005 02:52 PM

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Rich for OT mod, now.
That's the stuff. Sorry Dino but I'm swapping your quote with SM's. ;)

used:) 07-09-2005 06:22 PM

I know this is going to sound stupid, but what does pwned mean?

sligster 07-09-2005 06:31 PM

I personally prefer

http://gallery.elvado.de/albums/stru...33t_cereal.jpg

used:) 07-09-2005 06:33 PM

I am laughing so hard in my chair right now! lol! lol! That's hilarious!

Abe16 07-09-2005 06:42 PM

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I know this is going to sound stupid, but what does pwned mean?

I'm wondering also,hmmmm.

EDIT: BTW, that was funny to me also! :)

SeaRex 07-09-2005 06:57 PM

"Pwned" is 1337 speak for a 1337 word. Wow. Double 1337. Lame. As you can see, the "p" is right next to the dreaded "o" and "0" on the keyboard. It's a fucking misspelling of a misspelling. How clever. It means the same thing as "0wned." Also clever. Right.

It also HAS NO PLACE IN THIS FORUM. I WILL KILL ANYONE WHO USES THAT DAMN WORD.

You know, in case you guys didn't know my stance on that word already.

...

Same thing with "noob." That is all.

used:) 07-09-2005 06:59 PM

Jesus, and all this time I thought it actually meant something cool.

Dino 07-09-2005 06:59 PM

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That's the stuff. Sorry Dino but I'm swapping your quote with SM's. ;)

I dunno why you didn't just choose one of the funnier things that I said to quote in your sig. "God you're stupid" wasn't exactly a fair example of my sense of humour.

But damn I was on form yesterday. AFOS totally picked the wrong day to be a bitch. Susan, lol, even I gotta say it; that was class. I think I'm going to have to watch scrubs more often.

AND I WANT SOME CEREAL! But I have no Corn Pops. :(

Stupid shop closing hours. Stupid lame gay arse poo 3:58 am. Gotta wait another 4 hours before I can buy cereal godfuckingdamnit.

Leto 07-09-2005 07:39 PM

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But damn I was on form yesterday. AFOS totally picked the wrong day to be a bitch. Susan, lol, even I gotta say it; that was class. I think I'm going to have to watch scrubs more often.
You damn stright. I copied most of your arguements in Word. ;) Therres some pretty damn quoteworthy shi-ite.

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Wish denied, cocksocket.
:D

But really, cereals suck majorly. I guess I'm not a breakfast kinda guy...

[cough=PHOTOSHOP!][/cough]

Dino 07-09-2005 07:46 PM

The Asian bloke on the front of that cereal looks like he's shitting broken glass.

Rich 07-09-2005 11:57 PM

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I dunno why you didn't just choose one of the funnier things that I said to quote in your sig. "God you're stupid" wasn't exactly a fair example of my sense of humour.
Damn, I know. I couldn't be arsed to find a better one.

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But really, cereals suck majorly. I guess I'm not a breakfast kinda guy...
Yeah. *Goes and sits with SM in the corner*

Dino 07-10-2005 12:06 AM

You're lactose intolerant. Therefore you've never had cereal the way it's intended = with milk. Without it, it's dry and horrible. With it, it's creamy and nice.

So I think it is fair to conclude that you cannot make a fair judgement or informed opinion about cereal, since to experience it properly would be unpleasant for you by design.

Rich 07-10-2005 12:11 AM

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You're lactose intolerant. Therefore you've never had cereal the way it's intended = with milk. Without it, it's dry and horrible. With it, it's creamy and nice.

So I think it is fair to conclude that you cannot make a fair judgement or informed opinion about cereal, since to experience it properly would be unpleasant for you by design.
Actually, I'm not lactose intolerant. I never said I was. PWN... oh... yeah. P word.
I have eaten cereal with milk and I just don't like it. It's overated.

Dino 07-10-2005 02:32 AM

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Actually, I'm not lactose intolerant. I never said I was. PWN... oh... yeah. P word.

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What are you going to do if you're lactose intolerant, cereal isn't much fun then.

Sorry but that looks very much like you were trying to explain that you are lactose intolerant, considering the post that it was responding to.

If you're not actually lactose intolerant, and you genuinely dislike it, then you cannot say that it is overrated. You have a negative opinion, not an overrated breakfast.

An example of overrated would be;

"Jimmy said that the zoo was fantastic and amazing, and was a real blast to go visit, a total white knuckle experience, but it turns out that it was a 4 cage exhibit with a petting zoo at the back."

An example of negative opinion would be;

"I dislike zoos."

If you carry a negative opinion of something, then all rating of whatever that something is, whether good, bad, high low, overrated or underrated is rendered redundant.

I tried to explain this to someone in the overrated thread and they didn't get it. So they just posted a long list of everything that they really hate and dislike.

Rich 07-10-2005 02:38 AM

Yes, I understand that. I prefer bacon and all that jazz.

Dino 07-10-2005 02:43 AM

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Yes, I understand that. I prefer bacon and all that jazz.

Good, good.

Carry on!

Rex Tirano 07-10-2005 03:21 AM

Lactose Intolerant... There's special milk avaliable now, isn't there? Like rice-milk and soya-milk, and Dino-milk ;). But I'm not an expert, I expect they wouldn't have the same effect as 'normal' milk... But I'm not sure.

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Lactose-reduced milk and other products are available at most supermarkets. The milk contains all of the nutrients found in regular milk and remains fresh for about the same length of time, or longer if it is super-pasteurized
So, cereal would be about the same for our Lactose-Intolerant friends. ^_^ *cheesy music*

As for cereal, I'm trying the All-Bran challenge at the mo... It tastes like cardboard though.

- Rexy

used:) 07-10-2005 07:27 AM

I hear soy products like that taste horrible.

Dino 07-10-2005 07:29 AM

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Dino-milk ;)

*subject to availability.

**sleep with me between the hours of 10pm and 12pm on a fridays and you get a 10% discount.

***ew.

big bro boogie 07-10-2005 02:19 PM

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I hear soy products like that taste horrible.

No, they don't. They taste quite sweet and milky.
And I love 'em.:D