Murkly:"ohh wait bro. i forgott something"
*murkly walks back to his office and sees wrex(the vykker)building something*Murkly:"*sigh* wrex...what the hell are you doing"
Wrex:"im building our very own death-o-matic!!!"
Murkly:"dous it involve you getting killed?Couse id love to see that"
Wrex:"no it works like the natives resurrection totum.If a industrialist dies and you just have to press the button to bring him back to life"
Murkly:"wow,your actualy usefull for something"
Wrex:"thank you"*wrex grins*
Murkly:"lets go to the great bonesaw.Mojo is waiting for us"

Back at Joey the gabbit:
*he dousnt nodice a chant supresior with a build in camera is watching him*

"Hmmm, it feels like...someone or something, is watching me," Joey said to himself. He finally found where the disgusting odor was coming from. Flashing lights were on the building. "B-Black W-wat-ter Inc. Black Water inc? What the heck is this place. Joey said, he tripped and fell into one of the tubes into Black Water INC.

mojo:now we have hired new vykers and interns because you are all usless
slig80:mojo is a stupid schmuck
mojo:I heared that in the saw with you
*a vyker comes in and pushes him in*
mojo:anyone else
all sligs:GULP
mojo:now you will all be asigned to the slig barracks and anyone who does graffiti takes the mic or is cheeky will be out in the bone saw SO TO THE SLIG BARRACKS WITH YOU.

I'll join!
Name: Doug
Species: Slig
Age: 23
Gender: male
Carrys: Gun, extra mask and 2 brews
Appearance: Green, tired and plain green.
Info: he has been working for black Water for 5 days now and he still doesn't know how to get around.

I reply when i'm ready.

*murkly walks up to Mojo*
Murkly:"hey there bro.I hired this guy.His name is Wrex"
Wrex:"Its an honor to work with you.That picture in moolah monthly was taken was from your good side"
Murkly:"moolah monthly?What is he talking about?"
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Down at the sewer:
*joey slips down deep into the sewers of blackwater,falling in the lower level of the cafateria(hey the guards in the sewer need to eat to)*
You hear sligs talking nearly everywhere around you and its full of blackwater brew,expresso and bounce vendo's*

mojo:um can I talk woth him privately
murkley:sure
mojo:listen here you don't metion anything about the moolah cos if you do you will pay with you'r life and this moolah buisness is just beetween me you and my slave ya got that
wrex:um ok sir.
*evryone walks to the barracks*
mojo:this is geting hard to keep
murkley:whats hard to keep
mojo:um well um the buisnes running because of the bills I worried that we will go bankrupt
murkley:nah we won't

*Ben wakes from the wack*
Ben: "Ahh... my head."
*hears Mojo's comments*
Ben: "all the sligs... in here... this can't be good."
*sweeps up his giant pile of brew cans*

*ben despratly trys to hide all the cans behind a table*
*ben hears murkley and wrex arguing*
Murkly:"What i told ya about throwing the fuzzle in the bonesaw"
Wrex:"you told me to throw him in the bonesaw"
Murkly:"SO WHY DIDNT YOU?!"
Wrex:".....i dunno.Not sure"
Murkly:"im starting to hate you"
*by a dumb stroke of luck,they didnt see ben in the cafateria*
*but a slig on the other hand sees him*
Slig #93:"........so.....WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE MUD BOY?"

Ben: "That schmuck drank it all!"
*points to a mudokon in the halls*
Ben: "I had to sweep up that addicts mess."
*Slig runs over and drags the mudokon away*
Ben: "That was close..."

"hmmmm "inspecting sligs and sees a slig sleeping"WAKE UP U SLACKER"he yelled at the slig"wut huh aww general zizzy sir "the slig sayed"get back 2 work "he comander and walked back 2 his afice before he was even halve way done whith his inspection

Doug was walking to the bathroom when he saw a gabbit and said, 'freeze!" Doug said. he called someone on his Walkie talkie, Shhh,''Zizzy and murky , you better get down here and take this little gabbit off to where it's supposed to be, in prison!" Doug commanded.

"what a gabbit im on my way"

*Murkly runs behind zizzy*
Murkly:"man...whats a gabbit doing in the sewer level of the cafateria?"
Murkly:"not importend.Well first let him clean the water strorage tanks and repair holes in our sewer network and then *dramatic sound* well make GABBI CORN OUTA HIM "both laugh"
(and lets say the gabbit doug saw was Joey)

*laughs*"im hungry 4 sum gabiar but gabbit corn will make sum moolah"

"ack! Get away from me!" Joey yelled. He tried to get away but they were closing in on him. "Um, or I'll make slig slurpies out of you! uh oh, I'll give you a tranin ticket?" Joey said but it was no use.

mojo:yummmmmmmm gabair corn tastes very good.
slig 59: I wish his head would pop
mojo:I heared that in the grinder with you, get em wrex
wrex:yes sir, now come with me
slig 59:get off me now you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
wrex:all gone sir
mojo: perfect, hey murkley come over here and taste this
murkey:wow this is great,we should sell this.

*inside the mudokon villidge the native muds. are gathering spooche*
*once they got enoth spooch they went to a ressurection totum and brought Joey back to life*
Joey:"what happent?"
Mudokon 1:"you got killed in Blackwater INC.The most horrible and evil
brewery/meat plant in oddworld.....well....untill now then"
Mudokon 2:"you must save the scrubs in blackwater and with there help(and possible other people who will join soon)destroy the facility"
Mudokon 3:"yeah,see this moon?thats your foot.You were destend to help this villidge"
Joey:"no it isnt!ITS A CARDBOARD MOON WITH A BADLY DRAWN FOOT ON IT!"
Mudokons 1,2 and 3:"Darn he didnt fall for it"
Mudokon 2:"Look:just go to blackwater,save the scrubs,destroy the facility and stuff oke?"
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*Back inside blackwater*
Murkly:"Hey wait!!Why did we kill him for that example box of gabbi corn while we could of captured him,used him to clean and repair our sewers and water storage tanks and THEN killed em for gabbi corn?

mojo:haaaaaaaa peace at last
murkley:lookks like the natives are planing something
mojo:oh man
slig 40:boss we have heared the natives talking on oiur satalite radio they are going to invade us
mojo: no they are not
slig 40:whatever you say boss
alarm:intruders intruders
mojo:man all turets.

Murkly:"im starting to hate this."
Wrex:"no prob. murkly.I have a secrit plan"
Murkly:"oke then.tell me"
Wrex shouts through microfhone:RELEASE PLAN F!!!!!!!!!!
Murkly:"what dous plan F stand for?"
Wrex:"FUZZLE!!!!!!!"
*about 30 fuzzles are released and start helping the mudokons(hey they aint stupid)*
Murkly:"...............im realy pissed at you Wrex!!!!I THOUGHT I SAID BEFORE:NO FUZZLES!!!!I WANTED YOU TO THROW THEM IN THE GREAT SAWBONE AND YOU PULL THIS!!!!I NOW KNOW WHY YOUR CALLED WREX.YOU ALWAYS WRECK EVERYTHING!!!!
*with the help of Joey and the fuzzles the guard outside are starting to lose*
Joey:good job.Now lets go inside
Mudokon 4:"no sorry we cant.We are seposse to stay here in a useless way and wait for you to come back"
Joey:"why?"
Mudokon 4:becouse thats how this game works.Were seposse to wait here so you can go into a dangerous mission and eventualy find friends to help you take down Blackwater INC.
Mudokon shaman:"ohh and uhh i almost forgott.There could be spooch locks in Blackwater.You must save schrubs and fuzzles for good Quarma.You get spooch from good quarma and harvesting spooch.You will also need the good Quarma for reasons unknown......."
Joey:".................why the hell am i helping you people"

"wait wat did that slig call me""hey i want sum gabbit corn"

OOC: umm, did you just kill my character and turn him into gabbit corn?

(lol i dunno sounded like it )

(OOC:Well 1 moment(more like 1 post)Joey was running with murkly and zizzy behind him.And the next post by stingbee both murkly,zizzy and also Mojo are eating gabbi corn in the exxecutive office so i gues he got killed.But i dont like to keep people killed for a long time.Thats why i placed in the death-o-matic with the industrials and the ressi totum in the mud villidge)

ooc:oey can come back there at the totem.
mojo:plan s
*500 slogs are realesed from the cage and after 15 minutes they are still coming outa that cage and the muds are killed and mojo steels some moolah*
mukley:where you been bro
mojo:um well I have been to the loo.
murkley:you missed the killing
mojo:oh nevermind lets get some gabiar corn
joey after he is resurected to his friends:we need something else to get through to blackwater inc.

Shaman:"The only way to destroy Blackwater INC is to infiltrate and destroy it from the inside.You can go inside either through the main gate wich is heavenly guarded,using the magog train(you cant just go in,youll have to defeat of afoid the guards and high-jack it)or through the sewer"
(OOC:and uhh as for us industrials:we cant emediantly send huge armys after singel RPGers before we KNOW there inside.Its not like the industrials know this conversation is being held or something so try to keep it alittle more real like:charakter is seen by security camera and stuff like that)
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Wrex:DO I HAVE TA?
Murkly:"yess!!!you have to!!"!
*Wrex throws the remaining fuzzles in the great bone saw*
*Wrex sniffs and whimpers*
Murkly:"its beter this way".
Wrex:"*sniff*well....i gues your right...what did you make from those Fuzzles anyway?"
Murkly:"Well these sloggie treats"
*wrex takes a sloggie treat and eats it*
Wrex:"HHHHHMMMMMMM tasty"
Murkly:"uhhh wrex.....thats slog food.....*sigh*nevermind"

"hmmm i wonder wehere that mudokon village is hmmmmmmm"(my guy is to stupid 2 find it tho)

Murkly:"lets go to the slog pen to see if the scrubs there are actualy picking up there sloggie poop"
Wrex:"yeah*laughs*like we have anything beter to do"
*Murkly and wrex arrive in the slog pen and see that nearly all the scrubs are gone*
Wrex:".......where the hell are all the scrubs"
Murkly:"they must of ran away when Mojo told them to attack the mudokons outside"
Wrex:"i thought scrubs could only get away through buird portals"
Murkly:"what gave you an idea like that?its not like they dont have an own will"
*murkly walks to the closest microphone*
Murkly:"attention,would 50% of all the scrubs please go to the slog pen to work here.Let the vykkers pick the scrubs to go to the pen since the interns and sligs think math is a peace of meat"
Wrex:"50%?why so menny for a little slog pen?"
Murkly:"the slog poop is pilling-up.If we dont clean it up now its ganna be a mountain of crap"

"why r so many scrubs missing ""were are murkley and mojo maybe they kno" confused as he walks out of his office to look for murkley and mojo wen a slig ran up to him"General zizzy were missing a whole bunch of scrubs"the slig sayed"ive noticed'general zizzy said raising 1 eyes

OOC| Sligco, stop posting one-liners immediatly

ooc: ok wats so bad about 1 liners